"Baotou Lü bu", "Shijiazhuang Zhao Zilong", "Zhumadian Yuan Shao", these titles are very funny. As for whether Lü Bu was a Baotou person, whether Changshan was Shijiazhuang during the Zhao Zilong period, and when Zhumadian was named, not many people cared about it, because it was originally a prank, and there was no need to be more real.
The weekend is coming, half a pot of old wine idle, but also to talk to the reader Zhu Jun about the self-proclaimed honorific titles and nicknames of the Three Kingdoms characters, such as the Three Kingdoms Zhengshi and the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" often three three kingdoms titles, it is more funny: The Han Xiandi Liu Xie will be very angry when he hears it, Sun Jian will be very annoyed when he hears it, and Zhang Fei will be very embarrassed when he listens.
Those who are familiar with traditional etiquette know that there are many rules for the ancient self-proclaimed honorific title, such as Zhou Yu must not call Sun Ce Sun Ce, Sun Ce should also call Zhou Yu Gongjin out of courtesy, the names of the ancients with status status can only be called by superiors and parents, the peers are called characters, and the subordinate juniors are called Gong. Of course, people like Liu Bang Zhu Yuanzhang, at the beginning, had no words and no numbers, called Liu San and Zhu Zhongba, and no one respected them at that time anyway.
The three figures of the Three Kingdoms that we want to talk about today are all well-known figures in the Three Kingdoms period, first of all, liu bei, the uncle of the Han Emperor Liu Bei, who is known for his benevolence.
According to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei was "the grandson of His Excellency Emperor Jing of Han after Liu Sheng, the King of Jing of Zhongshan", and Liu Xie, the Emperor of Han Xian, really found Liu Bei's family tree: "1 Shengsheng Lucheng Ting Marquis Liu Zhen." 2 Zhensheng Pei Marquis Liu Ang. 3 Ang Sheng Zhanghou Liu Lu. 4 Lu Sheng YiShui Hou Liu Lian. 5 Love born Liu Ying, Marquis of Qinyang. 6 Yingsheng Marquis Of Anguo Liu Jian. 7 Jiansheng Guangling Marquis Liu Lai. 8 Mourning glue Hou Liu Xian. 9 Xiansheng Zuyi Marquis Liu Shu. 10 Shusheng Qiyang Marquis Liu Yi. 11 Yisheng Original Zehou Liu Bi. 12 Bisheng Yingchuan Marquis Liu Da. 13 Da Sheng Feng Ling Hou Liu did not doubt. 14 There is no doubt that Liu Hui, the Marquis of Jichuan, was born. 15 Wison East County Fan Ling Liu Xiong. 16 Male Born Liu Hong. 17 Hongbushi. 18 Liu Bei was also the son of Liu Hong. ”
The reason why the number is numbered, that is to say, starting from Liu Sheng, to Liu Bei, it happens to be the eighteenth generation of Xuansun, if you scold Liu Bei's eighteen generations of ancestors, Liu Sheng will also have a fever in his ears in the golden jade clothes.
Liu Xie's lineage does not need to be turned over, and the same generation as Liu Sheng, the son of Emperor Jing of Han, is Liu Che Liu Fa, 1 Liu Fa, 2 Liu Mai, 3 Liu Wai, 4 Liu Hui, 5 Liu Qin, 6 Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu, 7 Ming Emperor Liu Zhuang, 8 Han Zhang Emperor Liu Ju, 9 Hejian Wang Liu Kai, 10 Xie Duting Marquis Liu Shu, 11 Liu Cang, 12 Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong, 13 Han Xian Emperor Liu Xie.
That is to say, Liu Xie was five generations older than Liu Bei, and how would Emperor Xian of Han feel when he heard Liu Bei call himself "Uncle Liu Huang"? That was not angry enough to shoot the case: "The rich grandson is the third generation, and my sixth grandson also dares to be my uncle, is it possible that he can beat the grandson of the seventh generation?" ”
Of course, this is just what is said in the novel, and what is really placed in history is that no one will really call Liu Bei "Uncle Huang", and Sun Quan's sister will not willingly marry Uncle Liu in order to be an "imperial aunt". Liu Bei is an uncle who is nearly fifty years old, but he is definitely not the emperor of the dynasty.
Therefore, at that time, Liu Bei still had the ability to have children (and later gave birth to two sons), but with Sun Quan's sister sent from Jiangdong, there was no result, probably because even the flowers had not been opened: "Sun Quan took his sister's wife as the first lord, the sister was strong and fierce, there was the style of the brothers, and there were more than a hundred servants, all of whom personally held the sword and stood, and every time the first lord entered, he was always sincere. ”
Liu Bei's identity as an imperial uncle, even if placed in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", is untenable, but Sun Quan's nickname of "Blue Eye" is not easy to lose, because the records of Zhang Liao in the History of the Three Kingdoms also write that Sun Quan is a "purple-haired bo", Zhang Liao did not know Sun Quan at that time, and only saw a purple-bearded guy slip away in front of him.
The Spring and Autumn Of the Xiandi Dynasty records: "Zhang Liao asked Wu Xianren: 'To the purple-haired general, long up and short, he is good at shooting horses, who is it?' The descender replied, "It is Sun Huiji." Liao and Lejin met, did not know what they said, chased after themselves, and raised an army to sigh. ”
Not only did Zhang Liao's whole army sigh, it was Sun Jian, the fierce tiger of Jiangdong, if he knew that his son later grew into a blue-eyed purple hair, he would also be ashamed of himself. Readers, please see the description of Sun Quan's appearance in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms: "Born with purple hair and blue eyes, eyes with essence, Fang Yi has a big mouth, and his appearance is strange and extraordinary from ordinary people." ”
When Sun Jian died in 192 AD, Sun Quan, who was born in 182, had not yet grown a purple beard, and Lady Wu could say that the child was hungry and green. If Sun Jian saw his own son grow into a blue-eyed and purple-haired Fanbang Han, he still had to find a seam to drill into?
We said earlier that Liu Beizun called "Emperor Uncle" and nicknamed Sun Quan "Blue Eye", and then we should talk about Zhang Fei's yelling in front of Changshanpo: "Yanren Zhang Yide is here!" Who dares to fight to the death? ”
At that time, Zhang Fei would never call himself a "Yan person", the reason was very simple: when Yan made a place name, he read it as one sound instead of four, and swallows read it, and people still had to think that it was not Zhang Fei but Zhang Rang who was spearheading in front of him.
Therefore, Zhang Fei's loud drink in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" will definitely make many people feel very embarrassed: "Zhang Sanye has a beard, and the daughter born is also very beautiful, how did he become a Yan person?" ”
So how would Zhang Fei call himself if he wanted not to be embarrassed? Zhengshi's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" gives the answer: flying according to the water and breaking the bridge, the eyes cross the spear: "As Zhang Yideye, you can come to die together!" "No one dares to come near the enemy, so he is spared."
Readers see it, right? In the main history, Zhang Feicai would not call himself a Yan person, just as Liu Xie would not admit that Liu Bei was an imperial uncle, and I am afraid that Sun Jian would not admit that he had a purple-bearded son. If Sun Jian looks normal, and Sun Quan has blue eyes and purple hair, then there is only one possibility...