1. Recently, there are young and beautiful girls walking the dog every day near the community, in order to be able to talk, the next day I went to the pet store not far away to buy a puppy, and then as soon as I had time to walk the dog, but I didn't see a beautiful girl for a few days, but I often saw a brother walking the dog, a few days down is also familiar, today I met him again, after a hello he smiled bitterly at me: "Dude, don't think about it, those girls are pet store employees." "I...
2. The daughter and his father are at home, and her father has something to go out. Before leaving, she was instructed to be obedient, not to run out alone, no matter who rang the doorbell, do not open the door casually, the daughter nodded her head very seriously and agreed. When her father returned, he found that he did not have the key with him! Ring the doorbell for half a day and no one opens, shout out the throat and no one responds, and then crouch at the door for an afternoon, silently thinking about life, until I come home from work.....
3. The little nephew said to me pitifully: Aunt, I want to eat spicy strips, you buy me a package of spicy strips, I will teach you how to bark a dog! I thought about it and thought it was a good deal, so I bought a packet of spicy strips for my nephew to scream and throw away a hot strip. If it weren't for my mom picking up the broom in the corner, I would still be having a good time!
4. When I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher left a semi-open essay question: "I admire my mother the most-", and the essay was handed in. When it came time to comment, the teacher said helplessly: "I know, you think that what you write most admires my mother's hard work, hard work and so on, a bit of over-writing, I want to innovate, but in any case, I can't write 'I admire my mother's son the most'!"
5. I met a sister, we drank all night, and the next day we woke up to find us lying together, and we were ready to marry her home. On wedding night, dad took me to a secret room and handed me a wooden box. My father told me in a serious tone: Son, this is the ancestral treasure of our family, passing on men and not women, you are its eighteenth master. I opened the box with excitement and saw a pair of knee pads inside.
6. My wife only went to her mother's house for two days, and when she came home, she seemed to have changed as a person, full of violent tendencies. First of all, I patronized and played with the computer, but did not add water to the dog basin for two days and beat me up. Later, the puppy jumped on the table to steal the water from her cup, so he beat the puppy. Then she remembered that the puppy had stolen the water from the cup because it hadn't been there for two days. So the more my wife thought about it, the angrier she got, so she rolled up her sleeves and beat me up again.
7. The cousin especially loves the cousin, and a few days ago, she hid from the cousin and paid the down payment of the house to the cousin. After the cousin-in-law knew, he was angry and had a big fight with his cousin. The two people did not give in to each other, uncles and aunts looked anxious on the side, felt that they were still helping the son-in-law to speak, and pulled the cousin to a few drops! The cousin shouted angrily: "If you can get by, you can't get over it!" The cousin-in-law was also angry, and pulled his aunt and said, "Mom, let's not talk to this crazy person, she is crazy!" Go, the weather is good today, I take you two to climb the mountain! The aunt broke away from her cousin's hand and looked frightened: "Good son-in-law, don't be impulsive, you can rest assured, I and your father help you teach her a lesson, we don't support you two to leave!" ”
8. The son went to preschool, he had to go to the primary school in the town, the home was far away from the school, and he was allowed to eat in the school canteen at noon. After school in the afternoon, my son came home and took his mother's hand and said, "Mom, I brought you something delicious!" With that, he opened his bag and took out a piece of fried chicken wings from the lunch box. My daughter-in-law deliberately asked, "Is it because the food in the canteen is not delicious?" The son said grievously: "No, the canteen aunt gave two pieces, I ate very delicious, I left a piece to bring to you to eat." My daughter-in-law was almost moved to tears, who knew that the son then said: "You look at the canteen aunt made, it is better than what you make..."