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Edie: "Now this place is a real diamond in the rough. Cozy little two-bedroom plus den, with a highly motivated seller."
This house is an unpolished unpolished drill. There are two small bedrooms plus a study, and the owners are eager to get their hands on it.
Bree: "Oh, look, a highly motivated cockroach."
And only the cockroaches that are eager to appear.
Edie: "Let's try to be positive, people. Fabulous location. Just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops. "
Let's be optimistic, what a great location, within walking distance of all kinds of shops.
Bree: "Right, from here I can see a bail bondsman and an adult bookshop."
Yes, from here I can see a bail guarantee house and an adult bookstore.
Edie: "What do you expect in your price range? Tara?"
What kind of house do you want to find at this price? Tara Manor?
Bree: "Let's go. Thank you."
Let's go, thank you.
Gloria: "Wait. I'm not an impractical woman. I know that my son's resources are... like his achievements, rather limited. I want to see the rest of it."
Wait. I'm not the kind of person who is unrealistic. I know how much my son's financial means, like her ability, are quite limited. I want to go and see the other rooms.
Edie: "Okay. Now the lighting in the kitchen is a bit harsh. The previous owner, well, let's just say he ran some sort of home-based medical business."
Good. The kitchen lights are a bit glaring, because the previous homeowner, so to speak, he ran some family-run medical business.
Bree: "You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood. It's filled with junkies and whores."
You can't let your mom live here, it's full of addicts and prostitutes.
Orson: "And we'll owe them all an apology, but who cares? She likes it."
Then we have to apologize to them, who cares so much, she likes it.
Bree: "Of course she likes it. There's a twenty-four-hour liquor store across the street."
Of course she liked it. There is a 24-hour wine house just across the street.
Orson: "She wants a house. This is the best we can afford without bankrupting ourselves."
She wants a house, and we want not to go bankrupt and only afford to buy one.
Bree: "Orson, what if something should happen to her?"
Orson, what if she encounters any accident?
Orson: "Stop worrying about her. Worry about us. Do you realize how much we've been fighting since she came? The woman's ruined every relationship that's mattered to me, and she's doing it again."
Don't worry about her, worry about us. Do you remember how many fights we had since she came. The woman ruined every emotion I had, and now the same trick is repeated.
Edie: "Oh, my God!
Oh my God.
Bree: "Are you all right?"
It doesn't matter, right?
Orson: "Oh! Mother?"
Mom
Edie: "It's just a little spill. Her cane hit a loose tile."
Just a little slippery, her crutches touched a loose floor tile.
Bree: "Is anything broken?"
Did you break your body?
Gloria: "Well, obviously, the damn floor.
Blame this broken floor tile.
Orson: "We'll need that fixed before she moves in."
You have to fix it before she moves in.
Bree: "Are you insane? She obviously can't be on her own."
Are you crazy? She obviously couldn't live alone.
Orson: "Why, it's a loose tile."
Isn't it just a loose floor tile?
Gloria: "I'm perfectly fine."
I was unscathed.
Bree: "And what if you weren't? What if she had broken something and she was lying here for hours? You are coming home with us."
What if you're in trouble? In case she breaks and lies motionless here. You'll have to go home with us.
Orson: "Bree..."
Bree.
Bree: "And I will not hear another word on the subject."
I don't want to hear about this topic again in the future.
