1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2, "Grandpa, you see, the water in the river is old." ”

"What nonsense, how can the river get old?"

"Didn't you say that people grow wrinkles when they get old?" Don't you see that the river also grows wrinkles? ”

3) The teacher wrote in a female student's scoreboard: "Bauel spoke too much in class. ”

The girl's father read it and wrote: "If you know her mother, you will not be surprised." ”

4, Amy: "Mom, do you really love me?" ”

Mom: "I love you with every breath and every breath, dear little baby." ”

Amy: "For God's sake, you should breathe faster." ”

5, I know a woman, engaged in computers, programmers, this woman is very cute. In recent days, a project has made Yi spend more time facing the computer than he spends facing the living person, and he has fallen into computer syndrome, one of the symptoms is as follows: at night, I want to watch TV to relax, and I go to another room to do something. After about 4 to 6 minutes, I returned to the TV and sat down again, and I felt something was wrong in my heart, thinking about it, and finally, finally saying to myself: "Where is my screensaver?" ”