(i)
On Sunday, I had nothing to do and asked my buddies to go to a playground. There are many people there, shoulder to shoulder, kicking feet, children have to be held, wives have to be embraced, not more than love, is afraid that in the blink of an eye, the child will be gone, and the wife will be in the arms of other men. My buddies and I couldn't help but sigh, there are so many idle people!
To the playground is to play, but not to experience the feeling of the Spring Festival train station, so my buddies and I quickly discussed, find a project to queue, do not care what project, play first and then say. Dude proposed, find the longest queue, queue up more people, the project must be fun.
There was a line in front of it, and the platoon was long, from the beginning to the end, it was more than ten meters. My buddies and I hurried over, next to the end. We were lining up, chatting and spanking, and the buddies took out the melon seeds in their pockets, bored and stumbled, lamenting that there are so many Chinese people. At this moment, several people ran out of it, covered their faces with their hands, and ran in a panic.
My buddies and I looked at each other, is this project so exciting, I threw up several times in a row, so our sense of expectation was higher. Finally, it was our turn, and my buddies and I raised our heads, took a big stride to get in, and suddenly our bodies froze, and we both covered our faces and fled.
It turns out that in front of it is a women's toilet!
No wonder the little sister in front of the queue repeatedly stared at me, I thought she had a crush on me, and was trying to ask her for a phone call, hmm, it turned out to be a pervert.
(ii)
In her later years, Ziwei and Erkang snuggled together, reminiscing about the water-like years of the past.
Ziwei said: I miss the days when I escaped, when the sky was so blue, the grass was so green, you and I, galloping to share the prosperity of the world, singing joy in the wine, we talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and song, and watched the snow and the moon together, what a beautiful day!
Erkang also sighed, yes, I miss the time of that time, when the quarrel, you will not go back to your mother's house without moving, I don't have to go to the palace every month to kneel on the washboard, at that time you shouted my name, not the child's father, you gave me a sachet purse, not a monthly shopping bill... Alas, the feeling of being in love, so nostalgic ah...
(iii)
Firecrackers sounded, the New Year, I came home with a big bag and a small bag, my mother looked behind me, what about your newly bought car, why don't you come back? I said that it is convenient to take the high-speed rail, and the distance is too far, and it is not realistic to drive by car. Mother is not happy, the high-speed rail is convenient, can you let the high-speed rail turn around in our village?
I was dumbfounded, then pulled out the ticket for the high-speed train special seat and sent a circle of friends to my mother so that she could have something to show off.
Chinese New Year's Eve night, eating Chinese New Year's Eve meal, watching the Spring Festival Gala, the host wore less than last year, said to us affectionately, if your parents are around, please hug them, and then say, I love you, you have worked hard... In an instant, my mother and I looked at each other, and we couldn't swallow. I coughed and stood up, saying I was in a hurry and wanted to go to the bathroom. Mom also coughed and stood up, saying that she was thirsty and needed to pour a glass of water to drink.
Then, I went to the kitchen, poured myself a glass of water, and suddenly woke up, I just said that the urine was urgent...
Mom went to the toilet, just wanted to sit on the toilet, suddenly woke up, I just said thirst is coming...
Oh, this damn embarrassment, damn love.