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Crosstalk People's Artist (Performer: Xu Xin, Zhang Jike)

author:Kyonam Confucian

Jike: Today the two of us stand here for a good comparison.

Xu Xin: What is it like?

Jiko: Beast combination.

Xu Xin: How to say?

Jike: You think, everyone says I'm a Tibetan mastiff, you're a big python, you're two beasts.

Xu Xin: Then you are a beast, I am not.

Jike: Hey, be careful, it's a metaphor.

Xu Xin: Oh, it was scary, and the audience ran away for a while.

Ji Ke: No, the audience will definitely not run, and they are still waiting to see our show.

Xu Xin: We are athletes, there is no problem in playing, the show is still forget it, I am gone, you yourself are here.

Ji Ke: Don't worry, how do I act when you're gone?

Xu Xin: What can I do if I stay?

Jike: Beast combination, python flash, Tibetan mastiff how lonely!

Xu Xin: It sounds quite pitiful, well, stay with you.

Crosstalk People's Artist (Performer: Xu Xin, Zhang Jike)

Jike: Xu Xin, you are in your sixties this year?

Xu Xin: Go, you're still in your eighties.

Jike: So how old are you?

Xu Xin: Pretend to be stupid, you don't know how old I am, I am younger than you, how can I say that you are more than sixty, solemnly announced, in a few days, I will be thirty-two.

JiKe: Yo yo, I have lost my teeth with acid, and two out of thirty solemnly announced that it is not too much trouble, it is thirty-two.

Xu Xin: Of course.

Jike: Then why is your hair not white?

Xu Xin: Ji Ke, are you drinking too much, one will say that I am more than sixty, and the other will ask me how my hair is not white, I think I am old slowly, your younger sister does not know and thinks that I hid my age to deceive her.

Jike: Oh, I didn't expect that the two sentences would also affect your marital feelings, the problem is a bit serious.

Xu Xin: Solemnly declare that having white hair is also a small white head, and at most it is a teenager and an old man.

Ji Ke: This meeting has been solemn twice, I really don't want to go with you, I don't understand, a person is neither old nor gray-haired, how can everyone call you a people's artist, the impression that such an honor should be over the age of white hair to have.

Xu Xin: Half a day around the bend because of this, you said it earlier.

JIKO: Well, then you tell me why?

Xu Xin: Well, I don't know.

Zhang Jike: Oh, this person is breathing heavily.

Xu Xin: Then you explain, table tennis players and people's artists are 18,000 miles apart, how can they be linked?

Ji Ke: Did you steal a masterpiece and let us know?

Xu Xin: There is no big work, and occasionally two micro headlines are posted in today's headlines.

Ji Ke: That also has nothing to do with the People's Artists.

Xu Xin: I have played a few fairy balls, and the fans have opened their minds and named me a people's artist, and you still take it seriously.

Ji Ke: It turns out that I have also played the Fairy Ball, why don't you say that I am an artist?

Crosstalk People's Artist (Performer: Xu Xin, Zhang Jike)

Xu Xin: The Immortal Ball also has a difference in difficulty and ornamentality, and compared with my divine strokes, your difference is far from that.

JiKe: Not modest, said you cough and gasp, how is it worse than you?

Xu Xin: I don't understand it, I know that the straight board playing style is delicate and the ball path is tricky, so it is easy to play the fairy ball.

Ji Ke: There are many straight boards, and Master Ma Lin Wang Hao is earlier than you.

Xu Xin: The technical achievements of the two big brothers are stronger than mine, and the Fairy Ball is not designed in advance, it is a clever move in the game, and even a very passive situation.

Jike: That's the way it is! I've seen your god balls, don't say, what a wave! In other words, I also have to be blindfolded.

Xu Xin: You are a person who pays attention to the use of words, how can you call it a wave, that is art.

Ji Ke: I still have a polite time not to say your ball demon.

Xu Xin: It is becoming more and more unspeakable, how can high art be described in that language?

Ji Ke: Haha, joke with you, say something serious, I will develop in the entertainment industry in the future, and I asked you for advice today.

Xu Xin: Please? Wait, what do you mean?

Ji Ke: I just said that I was smart, and I couldn't turn the corner at this time.

Xu Xin: You developed to the entertainment industry and my relationship of a few cents, what can I do for you?

Jiko: It's my turn to say you don't understand. I am a table tennis player by birth, playing ball is a housekeeping skill, and I often appear on the stage to perform in the future, and I have to show a few hands to the audience and increase the popularity flow.

Crosstalk People's Artist (Performer: Xu Xin, Zhang Jike)

Xu Xin: Still popular, angry!

Jike: Seriously, I am serious.

Xu Xin: Got it, want to learn art, right?

JiKe: Yes, there is progress, when it comes to the point, I see that your divine balls are very good, everyone loves to see, how, teach me.

Xu Xin: The art is endless, the artist is not everyone can be, the unique secret is not passed on, look at the face of our teammates for many years, you can teach one or two, but you have to pay the master fee.

Jike: OK, two feet.

Xu Xin: It's too picky, two dimes want to learn art.

Jike: It's not two dimes, it's kicking you two feet.

Xu Xin: you!

Spring Festival is approaching, busy all year is very hard, write a combination of sports and entertainment to relax, I wish everyone a happy New Year! Good luck!