1, the local tycoon on a business trip met a beautiful flight attendant, chased for more than a year, finally together, not long after the flight attendant was pregnant, the two people were married, to the time of birth, the flight attendant is tall, the child is long

1, the local tycoon on a business trip met a beautiful flight attendant, chased for more than a year, finally together, not long after the flight attendant was pregnant, the two people bongzi married, to the time of birth, the flight attendant is tall, the child grows relatively large, smooth for a long time did not go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, the child nine pounds one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child"?

2, today to go to the school gate to pick up the courier, more anxious to see if the quality of this thing is good or not. Unwrap on the way back to school and prepare to throw it in the trash. When I, near the trash can, a three-wheeled uncle was bending down to pick up the cardboard box next to the trash can. Seeing me, approaching, he looked up at me and said something that could affect me for the rest of my life: Do you pick it up or I pick it up.

3, are saying that the girl brother once go to the man's home to eat will generally put away the point, obedient and clever. And my girlfriend is more powerful, very bold, and does not regard herself as an outsider at all. My brother officially came to my house once to eat three steamed buns and a bowl of rice, two plates of vegetables plus two bowls of soup. Afterwards, my mother commented that this girl was really good, not hypocritical at all. I didn't go to her brother to eat 5 steamed buns and two dishes at a time, plus poured his father down!

4. I have a good relationship with a colleague, and I belong to the kind of honest people. I have been working in the company for two years, and I still have a salary of more than 2,000 yuan per month. Depressed, I went out drinking with my colleagues. At the dinner table, I said: Although I am still accomplishing nothing, but I am confessing my fate, what about you?? He sighed and said: I don't have any ideals, I have already confessed my fate. Me: You can't just admit it!! Be strong. Him: My dad is a billionaire, why can't he recognize such a good life?

5. When I leave work from Alipay headquarters, it is already 9:30 p.m., and I still have to cook when I get home. While I was busy cutting vegetables, I accused my wife: How good it is when we are in love, the housework is all done by you, and I am next to help you. The daughter-in-law drank a little wine and returned without hurrying: Didn't you all learn it? What else can I do? Me: You see you lie at home every day, why do you take all my salary? Her: Oh, teach you so many skills without charging some tuition?

6, yesterday Audi sent to the 4S shop maintenance, helplessly had to take the bus to commute. When the bus leaves work in the evening, the bus slowly stops at the stop. The driver master shouted weakly: "When the station arrives, there are those who want to get off the bus." Immediately behind the driver, a 60-year-old man clutched the armrest in front of him and carefully said to the driver: "Boy, I have sat for several stops, you see my hand is tight!" When can I get off the bus? ”?

7. When I was at work, I heard a colleague answering the phone, and the colleague opened the amplification. I heard their conversation, it was a boy, the boy introduced himself and said: Hello, my surname is Yellow, Yellow of Traffic Lights. I laughed when I heard it. But the colleague calmly continued to make the phone. When I think about it, it's no wonder that my former colleague's self-introduction seems to be the same.

8, just 5 marriage mood is particularly good mood of the leader gave me two bottles of his treasure of Feitian Maotai, I immediately took it to filial piety to the old man. My mother-in-law was particularly enthusiastic and prepared a table of good dishes for me. We just ate, the sister-in-law came back from shopping, she shouted excitedly: Met my ex-boyfriend today, after breaking up with me, I found a good and ugly girlfriend, collapsed nose bridge, small eyes, and a face of freckles, the two people actually have the good sense of holding hands shopping, haha. My seven-year-old girlfriend said solemnly: Little aunt, he would rather find someone so ugly than you, what are you happy about? The little sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, and suddenly she cried, and it was not good to coax it.??"

9, many people say that the big moms will bargain when they buy vegetables, so I go to buy vegetables and follow them. I followed the two aunts yesterday and walked around the market! Just out of the market, the ex-girlfriend rushed out of the corner. She grabbed me and yelled, "Why are you like this?" Can't get me to actually follow my mother, something rushed to me! sweat! Patronizing to buy specials, without looking at the face, this is embarrassing.?

10. Inside the warden's prison, a young teenager went in. The prisoner in the prison asked the teenager: You are so young, what did you do, and you were arrested? The teenager said shyly: Hit the bird. The prisoner's curious question and answer: How long are you going to be locked up? The teenager said: I was sentenced to death. The prisoner was startled and asked: What bird did you hit for such a serious crime! albatross? White-bellied frigate bird? Red-crowned cranes? Not really! The teenager said: I went to the forest with a gun and saw a group of sparrows, I closed my eyes and beat them randomly, and fell down 8 rangers.......

11, brother once went to the old man, I saw a beautiful girl in the house, I immediately patted the horse's ass: Uncle, your daughter is so beautiful! The old man narrowed his eyes and said, "This is my wife!" At this time, another woman who was slightly older also came out. I whispered, "Is this your second wife?" The old man said angrily: She is my little daughter! Then an older woman came up to this side. I asked again: Uncle, is she your mother? The old man slapped me in the face and said: Shut up, she is my ex-wife!

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