1, the company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, has not been able to return. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day

1, the company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, has not been able to return. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day to go to each other's companies, and do not mention the debt. Every time I touched my stomach and asked the front desk of the other company: "Are you Li always here?" A week later, Mr. Li was anxious and took the initiative to call the boss: "Money, I can give you a lot of money, but there is a condition, you must let your female employees explain to my wife clearly, she is just here to ask for debts!"

2, today and the goddess online chat, chat is very pleasant, suddenly I said: goddess, be my girlfriend, I can give you all I have, you want I will do my best for you to achieve. The goddess was stunned, and after about two minutes, she replied: "lZ-np-un6?" "Saying that if you understand it, you will understand what I mean, I thought bitterly, there is no way, ask for help from the gods!" What does this mean? "

3. My in-laws are over fifty years old, and they have children when they are old, so they gave birth to a little uncle. The child is particularly cute, and the father-in-law loves this son very much. Now that the little uncle is 5 years old, today he said to his father-in-law: Dad, my classmates said that my facial features are a bit flat. After listening to it, the father-in-law explained: When you were a child, you loved to sleep on your stomach. The little uncle asked incomprehensibly: When I fell asleep on my stomach, why didn't you turn me over? Father-in-law: Because you were born at two o'clock in the morning. Uncle: Does this have anything to do with turning me over? Father-in-law: When it is ugly at two o'clock in the morning, I am afraid that sleeping at night will turn you over.

4. At night, I lie on the couch and watch TV. I suddenly asked my son: Baby, do you want to live in a villa? The son nodded: Hmm! Me: Do you want to drive a luxury car and be a rich second generation with no worries? Son: Mm-hmm! I touched my son's head and said: If you want to study well, you will earn a lot of money for your father in the future, so that you can be a dignified rich second generation.

5, tomorrow is going to get married, I want to wash my hair before getting married, the house is too messy, there is no way to wash. I had to go to the barbershop to wash it, but what I didn't expect was that my husband also came. I saw my husband coming and deliberately said to him: Ah, you also came to get your hair? I haven't seen you for a long time. My husband also said very cooperatively: Yes, tomorrow I will get married! I said, "Oh, what a coincidence, I'm getting married tomorrow too." The hairstylist on the side said in surprise: It turns out that you two know each other!

6, Lao Liu called Lao Zhang, urging for arrears, Lao Zhang did not want to repay, but inadvertently answered the phone, the following is a conversation between them. Old Liu: Hey, is it Old Zhang, I'm Old Liu. Lao Zhang: Hey, which one are you? Old Liu: Hey, I'm Old Liu, Old Zhang, that money should be paid back. Lao Zhang: Hey, who are you, how I can't hear anything. Lao Liu: What? Can't you hear? Lao Zhang: Yes, I can't hear anything. Lao Liu: What, you don't see it at all? Lao Zhang: I can't hear anything. Lao Liu: Then you put down the phone, and I will repeat it.

7, the daughter-in-law and my mother quarreled, I knew and then quickly went home to persuade the fight, at the door I heard the quarrel inside. My mother: "You've been married to my family for three years, what do you say you've done to this family?" All day long I knew that at home except to eat or sleep, I didn't know to give birth to a grandchild. The daughter-in-law is not willing to show weakness: "I am married to your son, not to you, what do you care about me?" My mother: "I have never seen a daughter-in-law like you, and none of my son's first two daughters-in-law dared to talk back to me." The daughter-in-law snorted coldly: "I have never seen a mother-in-law like you, my first two mothers-in-law, none of them dared to provoke me!" ”?

8. I had a fight with my girlfriend today, and I couldn't stand it. I yelled: What the hell do you want from me? Is it okay to stop making unreasonable trouble? Girlfriend: Yes, it is my unreasonable trouble, you as a man, say sorry is not OK, you tell me sorry is not the end! I bowed my head: I'm sorry. Girlfriend yells: Do you think saying sorry is the end!

9. When I was a child, the conditions at home were not very good, and I smashed pots and sold iron for me to go to college. Once when I was running out of living expenses at school, I called home to get money. My mother said happily: "20,000, the money has been paid." "Put down the phone, I was excited, my mother was so good to me! Quickly open the online banking to check it, the balance is only 500. I had to call my mother to confirm: "Mom, why is there only 500 on the card?" Mom said, "Isn't 500 enough?" Save some flowers, hang up when you have nothing to do, touch! ”

10. The brother-in-law borrowed 500,000 yuan of online loans and bought a top-matching Maybach 450L. He drove the car for less than three days and soaked the beautiful trainers in the gym. Last night, my brother-in-law and my girlfriend went on a date under the gym. When he got downstairs, he found his girlfriend already there. In order to surprise his girlfriend, the brother-in-law sneaked over and blindfolded her from behind. "Who?" Messed up Grandma's bangs! "This is the last sentence my brother-in-law remembered before he fell unconscious.?"

11. Dude became the regional manager of Zhongtong Express and invited me to Quanjude for a drink at night. After drinking and eating, the two of us walked home backwards and forwards, discussing our wives. The buddy said, "I beat her to death and didn't believe that women could keep secrets, and a week ago, I just told her a little secret, and she passed it on to me." I said, "Not necessarily, sometimes they can still keep secrets, like my wife, we have been married for 20 years, I don't know where she hid my salary." ”

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