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1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband

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1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else......

Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water...

Husband: Hey hey, or my wife understands me...

Wife: Yes, sit here and drink this water, I will come back...

Husband with a bitter face: Wife, 2.5 liters? When am I going to drink...

2. Wife: How did it feel to marry me in the first place?

Husband: It feels like falling into a well...

Wife: Now that you've been married for a few years, how do you feel?

Husband: Hmmm... Still in the process of falling, there is no end to it...

3, Xiao Wu came to the unit wrapped in a head of gauze, everyone was curious to ask him how to do it, Xiao Liu said: "Last night, he took a cigarette and pounded fireworks there, and accidentally the fireworks exploded in the house!"

"Blew you up like this?" Everybody asked.

"No." Xiao Wu replied dejectedly, "My wife beat me." ”

1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband
1. Husband: Wife, have you bought it? What else...... Wife: You ran around with me, are you tired? Well, you sit here and take a break, and I'll go buy you a bottle of water... Husband

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