NATO headquarters.
"The newly invited four little brothers, why haven't they come to report it yet?" NATO boss Lao Mei (the United States) is anxious, how to come, did not see the shadow of the person.
The four new little brothers saw the sign at the door, the shiny font, powerful, and moving.
When they received a call from NATO, they immediately rushed over.
As soon as you enter the door.
"Montenegro Report No. 27!"
"Croatian Report No. 28!"
"Albanian Report No. 29!"
"30 North ... Macedonia Report! ”
Lao Mei said with some anger: "Are you North Macedonia or Macedonia?" ”
"Macedonia..... No...... It is now renamed North Macedonia. ”
"Okay, everybody stand up, I'll check in." Lao Mei wrote on the table, and then said, "I'll call the name later."
After several younger brothers said it, they were relieved and finally joined the big group of NATO.
Lao Mei smiled and said, "I will cover you later." ”
A few little brothers looked strange.
The five nato powers - the United States, Canada, France, Britain and other countries
North America instructed Lao Jia (Canada) to say, "Introduce the members of the four little brothers." ”
Lao Jia smiled and squinted, "You walk in a little, I will introduce you." ”
"Old Beauty, is our big brother"
"Old Plus, Old Two, Myself," he said, shaking hands with the four little brothers one by one.
"The Old Three Kingdoms: Germany, France, England." Lao Jia said and pointed to several robber-like characters.
Many of the remaining members are members of the Second Clan.
Erlan family: Netherlands, Poland.
Two tooth family: Spain, Portugal.
Erli family: Italy, Hungary.
Two-word family: Denmark, Iceland, Norway, Czech Republic, Greece
Lao Jia also said in passing: "Montenegro, after joining NATO, you are also a member of the two-character family, and you will have more good relations with them in the future." ”
Montenegro smiled and said, "Good. ”
Lao Jia said dryly, and turned to The British and said, "Lao Ying, you can introduce it."
Four small NATO countries - Croatia, Montenegro, Albania and North Macedonia
Old Ying (British) is quite handsome, just a bit like a robber.
He said to himself, "Introduce you to the Wuya family, and in the future, your two Asias (Croatia, Albania) will also be this family, and it should be called the Qiya family." ”
Asia: Estonia, Latvia, Slovenia
"Aisha and Latte are neighbors, and Roma and Paugar are not just neighbors, but lovers."
In the end, there are only three character families and lone wolves left.
But Lone Wolf Slovakia is not alone, because you have North Macedonia as your companion.
The three-character family is in order: "Belgium, Luxembourg, Lithuania, Turkey." Among them are the neighbors. ”
"There are so many neighbors here," Montenegro lamented.
Shorthand map of the 26 NATO countries
After the British introduced, North Macedonia still did not understand a little, said: "Where is the Iceland of this two-word family, how come I don't know?"
See that the map above is not, just in the upper left corner of me and Norway, near the Norwegian sea, is a lonely island.
"Isn't that the same as Lone Wolf Slovakia?" Albania is puzzled.
"It's different, Iceland is surrounded by water, and Slovakia seems to be next door to Ukraine, which has been making a lot of trouble lately." Croatia explained.
"Don't talk nonsense," said the Englishman impatiently.
For such an attitude of the British, Croatia and Albania have ten thousand galloping mud horses in their hearts.
Shorthand map of Ukraine's 7 major neighbors
Montenegro has the most words, what are Ukraine's neighboring countries?
Lao Fa couldn't take it anymore and said slowly, "This is simple, there are a total of 7 of them, a total of 7 black dots in the picture above."
Russia, a country with a huge area of 17 million square kilometers, and its little brother Belarus, are both neighbors of Ukraine.
The three-character family Lithuania, the two Orchids of Poland, the lone wolf Slovakia, the two lis of Hungary, the Five Asian families of Romania.
Of course, Crimea has already lived with Great Russia.
"Legend has it that Crimea has a Black Sea Fleet, I don't know if that's true," Albania said.
"It's not a legend, common sense doesn't understand," Montenegro laughed.
Shorthand map of the 25 oblasts of Ukraine
North Macedonia also asked a question, there are several states in Ukraine, ah, let's introduce it.
France said slowly, "Look at the map above?" Quite simply, 8 above, 8 below, 9 in the middle, 8+8+9 equals how much? Do you count yourself? ”
Montenegrin fingers counted, a total of 25 states.
Ignoring Montenegro, the old law continued: "Then the ukrainian states are more important."
Albania raised its hand, and I knew: "Of course the capital Kiev is important, the Dnieper River passes through this oblast, passes through Ukraine, divides it into two parts, and finally flows into the Black Sea."
"What else?"
"Lviv Oblast in the west, Kharkiv Oblast in the east and Zaporizhia Oblast in the east, Odessa Oblast in the south." Croatian Road.
"Barely passed!"
France added: "What is the difference between Russia and Ukraine?"
"I'm coming," Macedonia replied impatiently.
"Russia is larger than Ukraine, has a larger population than Ukraine, and has a more than 10 times more economy than Ukraine."
France said, "How do you know so clearly?"
North Macedonia smiled and said, "Isn't it clearly marked on the map?"
France suddenly had a black line on his face and coughed.
France looked at Germany, "Old German, do you have a question too?" ”
"How many military regions does Russia have now, and how did it come about?" German Road.
"This simplicity is divided into two unchanged and two changing, the North Caucasus Military Region becomes the Southern Military Region, and the Far East Military Region becomes the Eastern Military Region, and these two do not change."
"There is also the merging of the Leningrad and Moscow Military Districts into the Western Military District, and the Volga Urals and the Siberian Military District into the Central Military District." Macedonia seems to know a lot.
After answering the last two questions, you will have a basic understanding of the map of Ukraine.
"Several ukrainian states can encircle Ukraine, that is, encircle it."
"Isn't that what it's on the map, Central Kiev, West Lviv, South Odessa, East Kharkiv and Zaporizhia." Macedonia laughed and said nothing.
France saw that no one answered, and went straight to the next question.
Before the Russo-Ukrainian War, Russia declared the independence of two Ukrainian states.
"Two grams, grams. Luhansk Oblast, Donetsk Oblast," said North Macedonia again.
"Okay, time is up, get off work" France walked out of the mansion and went back to the lazy romance first.