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Congratulations, he's wearing the green hat again

author:Spit on the cinema

Come, play a role-playing script kill —

Imagine that you are a good and honest man with a lot of money.

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This is your wife, she is beautiful, sexy, and unrestrained.

You love her so much that you will crouch down and put shoes on her and obey her.

Congratulations, he's wearing the green hat again

You and your wife go to a party.

There is no doubt that the wife is the most beautiful person in the whole place.

You never let her out of your sight, and even if someone talks to you, your focus is still on your wife.

You watch her wait in the crowd with her glass of wine, and you see her suddenly greet a young man with excitement and an intimate demeanor.

You continue to look at your wife and watch her pull the young man into the dance floor.

Then, the two of them were next to the dance floor, impatiently began to kiss and stroke.

All this is in your sight, and your wife has also found your sight.

Logically, at this moment, you should rush over in a hurry, question your wife, and tear away the little three.

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Unexpectedly, you just watched silently, as if acquiescing to all this happening.

What's even more ridiculous is that the acquaintances who attend the party are well aware of this.

Everyone knows that your wife blatantly greened you and thought you were a super big fool.

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You're still fooling yourself into saying, "Oh, it's all right, they're just friends." ”

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STOP!!

It's hard not to wonder how much this husband is a green hat fetish.

What the hell is this confusing script!?

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Look down —)

Oh, and it turned out to be Deep Water.

It's no surprise that anything happened.

After all, this film is a rotten rotten level of only 36% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes and a Douban score of 5.3.

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Deep Water is a new film by "Batman" Ben Affleck and "Bond Girl" Anna de Armas.

During the filming, the two also fell in love because of the drama, talked about love for a period of time, and became the "most beautiful dog walking CP".

Either walking the dog, or on the way to walk the dog:

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Unfortunately, before the film was released, the two had already broken up.

And this "Deep Water", as a commemoration of their cooperation, the quality is really worrying, it can be described as a cold tea.

When I started watching the trailer, "Deep Water" was still very gimmicky, full of suspense and sexual tension.

It also sells well.

In addition to the two famous actors, the director is no stranger to us.

Adrian Lane, who has filmed "Lolita", "Infidelity", "Love You for Nine and a Half Weeks"... and many other classic movies.

A well-deserved erotic master, good at using the lens to seduce people.

"Lolita" doesn't need to be exaggerated.

The "wet body reading" picture has caused countless people to imitate the posing, but there is no original film charm:

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"Infidelity" can be called a model of extramarital love, describing a housewife with an empty heart and eager for stimulation, which is extremely delicate.

The exaggerated windy day completely externalizes the turbulent inner world of the housewife:

"Love You For Nine and a Half Weeks" may be the s/m enlightenment of many people. Mickey Locke, who has not yet been disfigured, every flirtation scene is a classic.

"Ice cube trick" has also been imitated by many films:

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In front of the pearl jade, "Deep Water" also played the label of R level, which belongs to the restrictive level and large scale.

Eager to open the film, the general perception of the audience is:

That's it?

Is this R-rated?

There are few pictures of passion, no beginning and no end.

That's all, don't expect a follow-up

The director has always held the sense of atmosphere and sexual tension that has always been pinched to death, and it is also extremely weak.

Big Ben's expression in the whole film is a little paralyzed, suspected to be numb by the green, all relying on Anna's unilateral output of sexual charm, to the point of being too late.

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Friendly advice, if it is for the large scale, it is better to revisit the "Fifty Shades of Grey" next door.

Congratulations, he's wearing the green hat again

Of course, don't be so superficial.

Does scale matter?

It's not very important, we're looking at the plot.

As introduced at the beginning, Deep Water is a story about derailment.

Melinda and Vic are a couple whose marriage has gone wrong.

In order to keep Melinda, Vic proposes that she can find a lover outside, as long as she does not abandon her family.

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Therefore, Vic does not have any special fetish, just to love to bear the burden of humiliation, willing to become a "green hat man".

As the saying goes, dogs jump the wall when they are anxious.

Melinda's secret affair under Vic's eyes, the pain caused to him, obviously exceeded Vic's expectations.

He would never hurt Melinda, and could only attack one lover after another.

First, he intimidates Mistress No. 2, saying that he has killed Melinda's former lover No. 1.

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Suddenly hearing these words, Mistress No. 2 was uneasy and confused, not sure if what he said was true.

Instead of accepting what he saw, the lover obediently got out of the egg, but instead came to their house at the invitation of Melinda, flirted with Melinda in front of Vic, and did indescribable things.

Without a word, Vic went to the kitchen to find the right knife, giving him the hint that he was going to kill.

A few days later, Lover 2 was nowhere to be found.

At this point in the story, not to mention the audience, even Melinda realized: Vic had killed people.

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Melinda was not afraid.

Yes, she's also a person with a bit of a brain problem.

Melinda is also a bit of a "green hat fetish", Vic dances with other women, and confesses to Melinda that she has the idea of cheating.

Causing Melinda to suddenly become jealous and possessive, she rudely performed an indescribable act on Vic.

When I saw my husband, who was usually sullen and introverted, he would actually kill people for himself.

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This made Melinda feel a long-lost passion in him, and she felt excited and satisfied because of it.

The two people who slept in separate beds for a long time inexplicably promoted the relationship between husband and wife because of infidelity.

Then, it was Melinda who cheated on her again and again, and Vic's cycle of killing people again and again was extremely boring.

Seeing this, the dean has given up his understanding of the role.

What "Deep Water", obviously two deep well ice!

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You're both sick, boots

If you need to have sex between husband and wife, can you not hooray others?

To say that "Deep Water" reveals the nature of marriage and the relationship between husband and wife.

I really can't see it, because it is difficult for ordinary people to find resonance in this pair of strange people.

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Except that the couple is neurotic.

Several lovers in the film also have abnormal brain circuits, and they are all stupid white sweets who do not understand the world.

Ignoring Vic's presence outright, wearing him a green hat in public, or brewing sauce with his wife at home, is it because you don't think you won't mess with Mauvik and set him on fire?

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Big brother, you're too cannon fodder

The last lover to appear, in the absence of Melinda, gets into Vic's car alone and talks and laughs with him.

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The dean rolled his eyes in front of the screen and wanted to write a couplet to give them.

Uplink: Heaven has a way you don't go.

Downlink: Hell has no door for you to vote.

Yokozuna: Please, you don't die who dies?

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The folly of the lovers also makes Vic's murder difficult, without the need for a half-heart machine and conspiracy.

Kill the other party with your bare hands and throw a corpse.

Being carried into the wilderness and leaving their backs to each other...

The whole film does not make the audience feel a little nervous, and the reversal is just a false shot at the level of the line.

It's probably "I killed him", "Hey, I said playing", "You guess I killed or not".

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Also starring In the film starring Omoto, "Deep Water" is easy to remind everyone of another "marriage horror film", "Disappearing Lover".

It is also a suspense film about marriage, love and conspiracy.

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The difference is that in this film it is a big book derailment

But the heroine in "The Vanishing Lover", in order to achieve the meticulousness of the long-term layout of the plan, in order to retaliate against her husband's "violence" at the expense of herself, and the stimulation of constantly creating reversals until the last moment of the film, are all incomparable to the three-legged cat kung fu of "Deep Water".

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"Deep Water" has nothing to offer.

At the level of R-grade films, the scale is not qualified, and there is a lack of interest in watching people.

At the plot level, the suspense film is also a failure enough to make it like this.

Having said all the above, "Deep Water" is not useless.

At least many people discovered The New Route for Big Ben.

Boldly open the wheat!

He's really good for acting

Be a nice man in a green hat

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A virtuous man, like a very honest big dog, waiting for his wife to play enough to go home...

Congratulations, Batman → "Green Hat Man", the transformation is successful!

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Big Ben said he was very impressed