My Mousetrap

Brother, you forgot to take your medicine when you went out, right? Selling so many sticky rat boards to go home, do you want to do a wholesale business of sticky rat boards, or do you want to feed a sticky rat board factory with your own strength? Brother Tai, don't be yin and yang weird and don't know the situation to satirize and sarcastically attack people, you are patient and listen to Xiaosheng I will tell things in detail.

Things have to start from a month ago, one morning I got up and found that the leftovers that had been dumped in the trash can the night before were all over the ground, and I wondered if I had encountered a ghost. In the next few days, I saw the food that could be eaten run out of the place where they should be placed, and here a piece of it was everywhere, this phenomenon made me a coward can't help but feel frightened, strange thing this food will walk on its own? I took a deep breath and then took a deep breath to calm myself down, told myself that there were no ghosts or ghosts in the world, and after calming down some emotions, I found the essence through the phenomenon, and analyzed and studied it in depth and came to a conclusion - this is the cause of the rat, the rat wants to run upstairs to camp.

I can't wait for the invaders to sit idly by and let them rob me of my food like a whirlwind, I have to let them have a long memory, know where people live and where rats live, and with my wisdom I don't need to go through books such as Sun Tzu's Art of War, I can easily come up with many ways to solve them.

In mousetraps, rat poison, sticky rat plates... Wait I prefer the traditional method of rat poison, medicine to buy back the kitchen, toilet, living room, bedroom are put on the left without leaving a little dead end, this night the rats really did not treat themselves as outsiders, maybe there is some kind of gas type bait in the rat poison, I think the rats must be their relatives and friends, the eight generations of The Divine Sect have called to my house, there will be a collision of pots and pans, one will hear the footsteps of the rats chasing each other in various cabinets, the rats flirt with each other and scream with happiness, These voices express the happy mood brought about by a happy life. And what is even more excessive is that from time to time he still runs up and down to my bunk, arrogant and arrogant to the extreme, is he drunk or the story is provocative? A bunch of fools don't know they're in a trap, roar! Let's make a fuss! Anyway, I can't wait for a while to be the day of your grandfather's limit, so I am not kind enough to secretly rejoice in my heart.

When I woke up in the morning and thought I could pick up a bunch of dead rats, it was disappointing that not only did I not pick up some rat poison and put it in the original place, the rice bag was bitten through, and the garbage was pulled all over the place, and I immediately understood that the rats' overnight carnival turned out to be ridicule and revenge for me buying rat poison and holding them to death. When I met a group of rats with cultured Kochi merchants, they saw more rat poison and the like, as if they heard them saying that you are purely a carving insect trick, playing tricks in front of us, your dolls are still tender, I am indignant, I have to find a rat seller to settle the account.

The rat poison seller was sitting on the side of the street, with headphones in his ears, his eyes seemed to be closed, he was intoxicated with music obsession, I kicked him, he opened his eyes in shock and asked me what was wrong, I told him the original of the matter of buying his medicine and making trouble, and scolded him for being a liar who had to refund the money immediately, he said brother, my medicine is not the problem is that your method is wrong, he said you first prepare a bowl of warm boiling water, put some white sugar in it, and then catch the rat to feed the rat poison in its mouth, and then let it drink the sugar boiling water. In less than a week it will die, go to your mother's egg you didn't say it earlier, make Lao Tzu run a trip.

Catching a mouse is definitely a physical work, the only way is to run with it, it is tired to run and then catch it, the problem is that it runs to the various tubes outside the wall, you have no way, then buy a sticky mouse board to stick, the first time you bought three, the result of the rats still want to go there is not polite at all, but I have a clever move, buy it ten sticky mouse boards, each door is tightly sewn to it, divide and surround, trap them in each room, you always have to come out to find food, come out always have to go through the door, When you go out of the door, you must step on the sticky rat board, and when you step on the sticky mouse board, you will stick to it and then be caught by me, which is the cunning of crushing the mouse from the position of strength.

The effect is very obvious, the first day on the sticky three, I thought of selling rat poison to teach me to feed a few days after the number of drugs to feed to death, but I think the rat's mouth can not even reach the spoon, simply give it a foot to save trouble.

A total of seven or eight mice were glued for a few days in a row, and finally the breeze was quiet at night, one night I got up and peed, directly stepped on the sticky rat board, glued myself, anyway, I had won a big victory in addition to the kitchen And the defense line of several other doors was withdrawn, and after waiting for two days, I saw that the garbage was everywhere, and it seemed that the battle between man and mouse still had to be fought.