Our wolf warrior joined Hollywood and actually kept the megalodon as a pet? It's a pity that this can't bear the box office

Summer file, there is nothing left to say about this one.

The only Hollywood blockbuster in the summer, which was expected to break the 1 billion record of "Fast 10", but it was weak in the second half and is now stopped at 750 million (Maoyan prediction 8.63).

Our wolf Wu Jing joined "Megalodon 2" with affection.

The poster is simple and crude, and it shows the selling point

In a word: rotten too ordinary.

Especially Wu Jing, who also made the shark become a childlike "baby shark", which is very satisfying.

In 2018, "Megalodon" starring "Shark", Jason Statham, Li Bingbing and Sanya Beach, only made 30% of the production fee of 130 million US dollars, but it received 533 million US dollars worldwide (1.053 billion RMBs in the mainland).

According to the "money-grabbing" speed of the film industry while the iron is hot, "Megalodon 2: The Abyss" dragged on for 5 years, and it was not released in the mainland until August 4 this year, which is a bit abnormal in itself.

But as soon as the trailer came out, the expectations of "shark friends" were high.

Let's look at the configuration first.

"Megalodon 2" does not have Li Bingbing, and Zhang Suyin, who she played in "Megalodon", died.

Zhang Jiuming, who joined Zhang Suyin's macho brother, is played by Wu Jing.

Jiu Ming, derived from the famous phrase of the Ming Dynasty Great Confucian Song Lian "Upper Lingxiao Han, Lower Candle Jiu Ming", means up to the sky and stars, down to the ocean abyss.

I don't know which parents will name their son "Zhang Shenyuan", anyway, this name is to contribute a homophonic terrier.

You can think of him as the Iron Man of the Oceanarium, a deep-sea diving expert who can develop deep-sea diving suits similar to Iron Man's equipment, raise sharks, and be powerful.

The lineup of "Megalodon 2" is clear: in addition to the C megalodon, the monster side has added octopuses, large dinosaurs, and amphibious dragon hunters.

Macho Titan: Jonas Taylor played by Jason Statham + Zhang Jiuming played by Wu Jing.

So even with the "floor price" reputation of "0 freshness" on Rotten Tomatoes, "shark friends" are still fanatical.

"Megalodon 2" had a surprising move on the box office charts during the US opening weekend:

With a box office of $30 million in the first weekend, it will be released simultaneously with CP promotion, and the champions and runners-up "Barbie" and "Oppenheimer" that have dominated the list for 2 weeks are separated and become the second.

Now the freshness of "Megalodon 2" on Rotten Tomatoes is 28%, which is not as good as the 46% of the first part; On Douban, the scores of "Shark 1" and "Shark 2" are half a pound and eight taels, 5.7 and 5.5.

Domestically, in the early days of release, the momentum was very strong.

Pity......

"Megalodon 2" has an adventure on the sea in the first half and a monster in the second half.

Jason Statham's hard work to tear the shark by hand is the only drama that can still lift people's spirits a little. The thriller atmosphere of the plot of walking under the sea is also rendered in place.

The film highlights the Cthulhu octopus, and the appearance shot is very short, and it is not good to see Fang.

The biggest regret of "Megalodon 2" is not rotten, but not crazy enough.

As well as trying to turn "crazy sand sculptures" into fighters for justice.

Attentive meat lovers should have found out.

There seems to be some important elements missing in the scene where sharks are eating a buffet on Happy Island, and their mouths are frantically attacking tourists.

Blood and stump.

It may be that "Megalodon 2" obeys too many rules, and no matter how crazy the brutal beasts in it bite people, they are very responsible not to let every drop of blood flow out in vain and pollute the seawater.

The only close-up scene in the whole film is when Jonathan sticks a wooden board into the villain's thug's calf, causing him to drip one, two, three drops of blood.

Of course, blood is not shed in vain - in order to lure sharks to gnaw ...

There is no blood, only justice.

In particular, the scene of Jiu Min awakening the shark in the water to restore "humanity" completely made shark friends like meat uncle K.O.

Environmental protection, traditional culture, these can be reluctantly accepted, just shoot sharks as dolphins

So angry that the audience on the Internet rushed to tell the truth: "Eat more people next time, sharks!" (Eat it, shark shark!) ）

"Shark friends" for so many years, what bad script shark movie has not been watched?

The "Shark" series was filmed 6 in a row, and the bones were so rotten that they were strange.

Watching the world's sharks, sharks rushing out from the movie screen to bite George Martin (yes, the same man who wrote "A Song of Ice and Fire") cameo to death, humans in the air with chainsaws against sharks who are also in the air (yes, that's right) ...

Do you want to see these strange scenes just by reading the text to describe them?

Not only the "Shark" series captured the audience with its pure stupid blood sand sculpture and brains, but also the same stupid and excellent teammates in the "shark movie" industry, including the "N-head shark" series.

"Deadly Two-Headed Shark", "Deadly Three-Headed Shark", "Deadly Five-Headed Shark", "Six-Headed Shark Attack"... As the name suggests, the shark in it has three heads, five heads, six heads... This is indeed very "life-threatening".

As long as you click on the pages of these shark movies casually on Douban, in the column "People who like this movie also like..." , you will see the diversity of shark movies:

"Man-Eating Shark vs. Squid", "Eight-clawed Mad Shark vs. Barracuda Pterodactyl", "Invincible Giant Shark vs. Attack on Titan", "Berserk Mechanical Shark", "Glacier Shark", "Giant Shark vs. Man-eating Crocodile", "Shark Planet"...

What these movies have in common is that most of the "shark friends" who write short reviews after watching them will personally give the movie a star (up to two stars), and the comment content is not "this series can actually be filmed" (ah, don't you still watch it?). "My mother watched it with relish using the on-demand system, and I think my mother has a good eye for B-grade films." (Ah, you love to watch it yourself, but embarrassed to say?) ）

But for so many years, there has only been an excellent shark movie in the film industry "Jaws" directed by "Stephen Spielberg".

Shark movies, not many people really care whether the script is reasonable, whether there is logic, and whether the actors' acting skills are good or not.

What everyone looks at is whether the shark is fierce or not, and whether the bridge is enough "Director, you challenge my upper limit of imagination and lower IQ again".

Just for speed.

The double simplification of the plot and the giant beast has led to the weakness of the follow-up of "Megalodon 2", and I want to help Hollywood blockbusters hit box office records, I am afraid that it is suspended.