As soon as I got to work in the morning, I received a phone call:
"Old classmate, I haven't seen you for a long time, can you still remember who I am?"
"Let me guess. Oh, you're a rainbow, I guessed right, right? Twenty years without contact!"
"Yes! It's been 20 years since I graduated, and you can still think of me all of a sudden, which really touches me!"
"You are the school flower of our mountain university, and the beautiful goddess in my heart! At that time, my dreams were full of you, and I wanted to chase you but didn't dare, so I had to quietly follow you countless times, but I was afraid that you would find out that you would look down on me. I also wrote a poem: I look for your back, but I avoid your eyes, I am a shy boy, I am willing to give my whole life for this illusory love!"
"I was so moved, but why didn't you dedicate this poem to me at that time? If you did, I would have been your wife!"
"How dare I? An excellent woman like you will definitely find the best man in the world! I'd love to ask which blessed man in the world has found you as his wife! How good he is!"
"What a good guy is! We divorced after three years of marriage, and he broke my heart so much, so I haven't looked for it again for seventeen years. I quit my job and started my own small business, living alone!"
"That's the case, I'm so sorry for my old classmates, I really shouldn't mention this stubble."
"It's okay, it's been all these years. I don't think about it anymore. ”
"What kind of business are you doing now? In the past two years, Americans have nothing to do, and if they have to engage in some kind of financial crisis, a lot of business is not good, is your business okay?"
"I'm in the clothing business, so I can barely make ends meet. No, I have recently been optimistic about a single business, imported clothing from the United States, a set of clothing is only 500 yuan at home, and we can sell it for more than 2,000 in retail. ”
"Oh my God! That's a big profit!"
"Yes, Americans don't have a business to do, and they can't sell clothes, so they deal with it at a low price. However, the quality of their clothes is not to be said. I want to come in a little more, but unfortunately my millions of funds are trapped in the business, and I can't turn around for a while, and I don't have so much cash. ”
"Of course there is no problem with their quality, and it would be a shame not to do such a good business. You can borrow the cash first!"
"Who is willing to borrow money from outside these days! Don't I just remember your old classmate?"
"How much is needed, you just say. I can't help it, 100,000 or 80,000 should be fine!"
"It's good to be an old classmate at a critical time! Then I'll lend you 100,000 first! It won't take a month for this batch of goods to get back the cash, I just use your money to turn around, and I will definitely return it to you within a month, and then add 20,000 or 30,000 yuan of interest to you. ”
"The old classmate will use the money for the time being, and what interest do you want! Hurry up and give me your card number, and I'll call you in a moment!"
"Thank you, thank you so much."
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"Old classmate, 100,000 cash has been transferred from my card to your card, you go check it and call me back when you receive it."
"Thank you so much! I'm going to look it up. ”
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"Old classmate, why is your bank card locked, you can't open it!"
"Do you have a regular card? The money has been remitted, and if the card cannot be opened, it will be automatically unlocked after 24 hours. You can also take your ID card and go to the bank staff to unlock it at the counter. If it's not a regular card, it's more troublesome. Do you remember the original password? After you find them, if you remember the original password, you don't need to pay for unlocking, if you remember the original password wrong, you have to pay ten yuan for forced unlocking, and you also need to report the loss of the password, and you can reset the password after 7 days. ”
"Really? I'll try. ”
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"The card is opened, but it shows that there is no 100,000 yuan on it?"
"My display has been remitted, and the remittance voucher is still in my hand! Oh my God, you can't write the wrong card number! I'll check the card number you sent to my phone again. If you get it wrong, you're in trouble!"
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"I'm sorry, I didn't send it. I looked at the right card number and went to the bank, and they said that there was something wrong with the bank's system. Where are you now?"
"I'm in Jinan."
"Isn't your home in Shanghai? How can it be in Jinan?"
"My home is in Shanghai, and my business point is also in Shanghai, but I don't know where I'm going to go when I talk about business!"
"Then I'll take out the cash and send it to you, it's only a two-hour journey from Heze to Jinan."
"How embarrassing is that! I'll go to Heze. ”
"No, I'd love to see you as soon as possible, I have a car, and it's as convenient to go to Jinan as it is to go home." I'll be there in a while, you open the room first, I'll send the money directly to your room, and then you can have dinner with your wife when you come back!"
"Twenty years of not seeing, can't you have a meal with me? Why do you always think about your wife! What a good man. It's a pity that I wasn't allowed to stand it!"
"Okay, I'll accompany you to dinner, or why don't I call my classmates Wang Lei and Liu Ying, who are assigned to work in Heze, to meet with you?"
"Isn't that right? Actually, I really want you to stay with me alone. I've been alone for seventeen years, can't you stay with me all night?"
"This? Okay, I'll call my wife and say I'm leaving today, and I'll leave in a moment. In that case, you can open a presidential suite at the best Sofitel Ginza Hotel in Jinan. I haven't done this once before, and I have to pay as much attention to it as getting married, let alone with my old classmates and the beautiful goddess in my mind. Don't worry, isn't it just 2,000 yuan for a night, I still have this money, and I will pay for all the accounts, you go and arrange it first, and I'll go!"
"Okay, I'll arrange it, I'm waiting for you in the room, you have to come quickly!"
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"Old classmate, I've already opened the room, and the room number is 1818. Why haven't you come yet? It's past 7 p.m.!"
"I was about to go when suddenly my boss asked me to go with him on an urgent business. People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves! You wait there for a while, I'm done with this, and I'll be there for you today, no matter how late it is, don't worry, my dear. ”
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At night, I worked overtime in the unit to write novels, and when I got home, it was already past eleven o'clock at night, and my classmate at Shanda, the famous school flower of the year, and my wife, the stinky girl Rainbow, had already fallen asleep. Not only did she "snor" and snore, but the pillow she had just bought made her saliva wet again!
Early the next morning, I saw a news item on Sina.com: "Last night, a huge fraud and extortion gang was brought to justice at the Sofitel Jinan Ginza Hotel. There are two main methods for them to commit crimes, one is to impersonate the classmates of the parties to commit fraud; The second is to use hue to seduce first, and then to extort ......"
Alas! These people are trying to fool me with the ideas of three-year-olds, and it is a waste of my precious time to fool them, and it is really boring! This time, I will briefly teach them a lesson, and I hope they will use their brains more next time they call me like this!!