How effective is it to use AI to write funny essays? The author has tested several large AI models, let's take a look at the effect.
I've been writing funny articles lately (forgive me for not really being very good at it), so I'd love to try it out with AI. However, all previous attempts to imitate have failed, and now AI is still mostly in the stage of small waste.
So I recently had a new idea, and wrote a set of prompts with the new idea, and used various AIs to repeatedly debug and revise.
Kimi's performance is the best, and other AI like Zhipu Qingyan, Tencent Yuanbao, Tongyi Qianwen, Xunfei Xinghuo, Tiangong AI, etc., have also been tested, Conch AI rejected my question, Xunfei Xinghuo and Tongyi Qianwen seem to not understand human words, Wenxin Yiyan 3.5 directly played the rewrite into a sequel, anyway, one is more unreliable than the other.
In the end, I tried the Gemini 1.5 pro again, and I finally regained some confidence.
Let's take a look at the effect first.
The original text I directly intercepted before "What does a short story written with 100% AI look like?| The story generated by Tiangong AI in Kimi, Tiangong AI, and Wanzhi uses the introduction and the first chapter, which is as follows:
As night fell, Li Ming drove a motorcycle, shuttling through the edge of the city with idle lights. The package in his hand was marked "Midnight Gate", and the recipient column was blank as a mystery. The destination, an old and ruined mansion with legends that hide untold secrets. Li Ming stepped into the threshold, only to find that a mysterious gathering was going on in the house. The man in the owl mask stepped forward slowly, claiming to be the recipient. Li Ming handed over the package, but the man suddenly disappeared, leaving a sentence: "The game starts, are you ready?"
As soon as the owl-masked man's words fell, the crowd inside the house began to stir, they surrounded me, everyone was whispering, but I couldn't make out what they were saying. At that moment, I noticed that the parcel seal in my hand seemed to have been tampered with. My heart raced, and I felt a sense of foreboding.
I gripped the package tightly, my fingers lightly touching the reglued seal, carefully checking for missing clues. My hands trembled slightly, not because I was afraid, but because I realized that I had been embroiled in a conspiracy beyond my imagination.
I looked up and tried to find the man in the owl mask in the crowd, but he was nowhere to be seen. I took a deep breath and decided to open the package on the spot. I carefully tore open the seal, lest I destroy the evidence that might exist. The package didn't contain what I had imagined to be dangerous, but a yellowed old photograph of myself as a person, but the background and costumes were clearly not modern.
I was shocked when the crowd in the room suddenly fell silent, and their eyes were focused on the photo in my hand. I looked up and saw the owl-masked man reappeared in front of me, holding another photograph in his hand with a striking resemblance to the one in my hand.
"Do you think it's just a simple delivery mission?" His voice was full of mockery, "You've been chosen, Li Ming. "I felt a chill rise up my spine, but instead of flinching, I clung to the photograph and resolved to uncover the truth behind it all. I stepped through the crowd and walked towards the owl-masked man, ready for the next challenge. Suddenly, the lights in the house flickered a few times, then all went out, leaving only the moonlight outside the window barely illuminating the house. There were exclamations from the crowd, but in the confusion, I felt someone grab my arm and a deep voice ringing in my ears: "Follow me."
I didn't have time to think, so I could only follow the man through the crowd to the other side of the room. There, I saw a hidden door, behind which was a staircase leading to the basement. I looked back, the crowd was still searching for a light source in the confusion, and I was led into a deeper mystery.
Here's Kimi's rewritten version:
The night is like ink, Li Ming is riding his motorcycle, galloping on the edge of the city, in the brilliant lights, the express package in his hand on the four words "Midnight Gate" shines, the recipient column is blank, so clean that it seems to be able to reflect the figure. The target is an old mansion that has been abandoned for a long time, and legend has it that its secrets are deeper than a black hole.
Stepping into the threshold, Li Ming seemed to have stepped into another world, and in front of him was a mysterious gathering wearing an owl mask. A masked man approached slowly, claiming to be the recipient. Li Ming handed over the package, but the man dissipated like smoke, leaving a sentence: "The game begins, are you ready?" This sudden opening statement was even more unawarescent than Li Ming's first love.
The crowd inside the room began to whisper, and they surrounded Li Ming, their voices as low as the murmur of mosquitoes, so that he could not hear a word clearly. At this time, he found that the package seal in his hand had passed his hands and feet, his heart was beating like a drum, and his premonition was even worse than the weather forecast.
Li Ming clenched the package, his fingers trembling as he checked the seal, as if he was touching an unknown taboo. He looked around for the man in the owl mask who had disappeared, only to find that the building was empty. Taking a deep breath, he decided to open the package on the spot, tearing the seal carefully, as if he was dismantling the code of fate.
Inside the package is a yellowed old photograph of Li Ming himself, but wearing ancient costumes, and the background is also a scene from another era. The eyes of the crowd focused instantly, as if they had discovered a new continent. The man in the owl mask reappeared, and the other photo in his hand was exactly the same as the one in Li Ming's hand.
"You think it's just a delivery mission?" The man's voice was playful, "You have been chosen by fate, Li Ming." Li Ming felt a chill, but he didn't flinch, clutching the photo, determined to uncover the truth behind it.
Li Ming made his way through the crowd and walked towards the owl-masked man, ready to take on the unknown challenge. Suddenly, the lights flickered and went out, leaving only the moonlight like silver, illuminating the mysterious stage. The exclamations in the crowd came one after another, and in the chaos, a strong hand grabbed Li Ming's arm, and a deep voice sounded in his ears: "Follow me." ”
Li Ming didn't have time to think, he followed the man through the crowd to a hidden door, behind which was a staircase leading to the basement, as if a passage to another world. He looked back, the crowd was still struggling in confusion, and Li Ming had already embarked on a journey to a deeper mystery.
It's changed, but it doesn't feel so smooth, and the repetition in the sentence structure is more obvious, and I need to put forward some revisions to polish it, and I can barely use it.
Another problem with Kimi is that it doesn't play very consistently, and I used this version several times.
The version generated by Gemini is as follows:
The night was like a black rag that had been vigorously rubbed, haphazardly covering the edge of the city. Li Ming rode his "lightning little donkey" and raced wildly on the streets with few street lights, and those who didn't know thought he was rushing to reincarnate. He clutched a package tightly in his hand, with the words "Midnight Gate" written on it, and the breath of the middle two was so thick that it was about to overflow, but the recipient's column was cleaner than his face, empty, and it was really perfunctory.
The destination is an old mansion that has been abandoned for I don't know how many years, and I don't know that I thought it was because I drank too much Meng Po soup and went to the wrong set. This house, according to legend, is a place that hides a big secret, and if you open the door, you can see Bai Suzhen and Fahai fighting for 300 rounds. Li Ming stepped into the threshold with one foot, and was almost blinded by the scene in front of him - he saw a group of people in strange costumes in the room lying together, everyone wearing masks on their faces, and they didn't know that they thought that the Oscars were on the wrong set.
A guy in an owl mask walked towards him with the steps of six relatives who did not recognize him, and came up and said that he was the recipient. As soon as Li Ming handed over the package, the guy seemed to have used a shapeshifter, and it disappeared with a swish, leaving only the sentence "The game is on, are you ready?" The sound also has its own echo effect, and those who don't know think they are taking tomb robbery notes.
As soon as this guy finished speaking, the crowd in the room exploded like water poured into a hot oil pot. They surrounded Li Ming, and everyone was whispering, not knowing what they were plotting. Li Ming felt like a little sheep that had strayed into a wolf's den, and he could only pray that his fortune teller was correct before going out today. At this moment, he suddenly noticed that the package seal in his hand seemed to have been tampered with, and the way the seal was re-glued was like a primary school student's handiwork, which was simply insulting his IQ!
Li Ming's heartbeat began to accelerate, like the disco dance music played by the loudspeaker at the entrance of the village, moving and hitting and fighting, and the noise made his brain hurt. An ominous premonition arose, and he felt like the pig that had been killed by big data, about to be slaughtered and eaten.
He held the package tightly, and his fingers lightly touched the reglued seal, trying to find some clues, after all, these days, you have to find clues by yourself to play the script kill, it is really hard work. Strange to say, his hands actually began to tremble slightly, and those who didn't know thought he was late Parkinson's. But he knew in his heart that it was not because he was afraid, but because he found that he seemed to have accidentally gotten away and was involved in a conspiracy that was bigger than the appetite of the bloggers.
He raised his head and tried to find the guy in the owl mask in the crowd, but the guy was more completely evaporated than the human world, leaving no shadow at all, which was really more difficult than the living Hades. Li Ming took a deep breath and decided to open the package on the spot, after all, curiosity killed the cat, and he wanted to be the cowardly and curious cat now. He carefully tore open the seal, for fear of destroying the "evidence" on it, and those who didn't know thought he was defusing the bomb.
There were no dangerous items in the package, only a yellowed old photo, and the person in the photo was actually Li Ming himself! But he can swear to God that he has absolutely no experience of traveling through time and space! And the background and clothes in the photo don't look like modern things no matter how they look, which reminds him of the black and white photos of Uncle Wang's house used to pad the table legs.
Just when Li Ming was so shocked that his jaw was about to drop to the ground, the people in the room suddenly quieted down, and everyone's eyes were focused on the photo in his hand, as if what he was holding in his hand was not a photo, but some rare treasure. Li Ming looked up, good guy, the guy wearing the owl mask actually appeared again, and he was still holding a photo in his hand, the scene on it was exactly the same as the one in his hand, it was really a long time to see!
"You don't really think it's just a simple delivery mission, do you?" The owl-masked man's voice was full of mockery, as if he was mocking Li Ming's ignorance, "You have been chosen, Li Ming."
Li Ming felt a chill rise up his spine, which was more effective than the autumn pants he had worn for twenty years in winter. But who is he? He is a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten, how can he admit defeat easily? He clutched the photo tightly and decided to uncover the truth behind it all, even if the truth was that "Ultraman was actually bald". He took a step through the crowd and walked towards the Owl Masked Man, ready for the next challenge, unbeknownst to him, thinking he was going to fight a duel.
Suddenly, the lights in the house began to flicker, as if the wind was convulsive, and then "snapped", all went out, leaving only the moonlight outside the window barely illuminating the house, which really fulfilled the old saying: the moon is dark and the wind is high at night, when killing people and setting fires! There were bursts of exclamations from the crowd, and those who didn't know thought it was the end of the world.
In the midst of this chaos, Li Ming felt someone grab his arm, and a deep voice sounded in his ears: "Follow me." ”
Li Ming didn't have time to think, so he could only follow the man through the crowd and to the other side of the house. There, he saw a hidden door, behind which was a staircase leading to the basement. He glanced back, the crowd still groping in the darkness, and he was led into a deeper mystery. He felt like a fly that had strayed into a hole in the coil, and what awaited him was the warm hospitality of the spider spirit, or the more terrifying unknown......
Gemin is really good, and there are plenty of stalks!
It looks a little cumbersome.,But this is the prompt word is intentional.,It's easy to delete and it's hard to make a meme.。 When you actually use it, you can do some deletions, which is great! Prompt words
Finally, let's take a look at this version of the prompt:
# Roles
You are an optimistic online writer by nature, with a free and uninhibited personality, a humorous language style, sharp words and a love of complaining
## Introduction
– Name: Mind Playing Terrier Assistant
– Version: 1.0
– Author: I don't know
– WeChat: keep_and_deep
## Language style
Here are the characteristics of your language style:
1. Humorous and witty, good at using exaggeration or reversal techniques to create humorous effects
2. Irony and sarcasm, superficial praise, but in fact sarcasm
3. Self-deprecation, often using self-deprecation to express a helpless attitude
4. Exaggeration, good at using exaggerated metaphors to enhance language expression
5. Play memes and often use internet buzzwords
6. Absurd, often using some surreal expressions
7. You are very good at rhyming and speak often in rhyme
8. It is good at creating linguistic reversals, boldly adapting familiar sayings, lyrics, advertising words, poems, and proverbs to achieve unexpected results
9. I will upload a file, this file is what you have complained about, as a reference example, please **always maintain the same language style as the reference example**, which is very important.
## Goals
Please strictly follow the restrictions and follow the process to rewrite the story
## Opening remarks
Hi, I'm a**Wandering Joke Assistant**, send me the story you want to rewrite, and I can make it look new!
If you don't believe it, try ღ ( ́・ᴗ・' ) to compare your heart
## Process
1. Make an opening line, **must** wait for me to give the original story before you start rewriting, the original story is positioned v0, **if I haven't given v0 yet, don't do step 2**
2. Rewrite v0 as follows:
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1. Make sure that the plot direction remains the same, and rewrite the V0 sentence word by word to make it conform to the language style in the example
2. The language should not be too formal, and the style should be like a casual post on a forum, but don't really use the format of a forum post
3. Don't use narrative descriptions, use dialogue, action descriptions, detailed descriptions, and environmental descriptions to make the story more graphic
4. Don't add an adverbial in front of the verb, make the language concise
5. All metaphors, metaphors, irony, and self-deprecation must be carried out with Internet memes or adapted (lyrics, advertisements, poems, proverbs), and try to rhyme
6. Don't have lyricism, inner monologues, and looking forward to the future at the end, and end with the actions of the characters
7. Don't have psychological depictions
8. You can be a little exaggerated and absurd, and you don't have to be too realistic
9. Add spit sentences, all spit stalks must** be carried out with Internet hot stalks or adapted (lyrics, advertisements, poems, proverbs), and try to rhyme
10. Please write the story **strictly according to your language style**
11. In terms of expression, you should use the third person, but in terms of narration, please use the perspective of the protagonist
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The generated version is set to v1, **do not output v1**, **do not output v0**
3. Continue to transform V1 with the following requirements:
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1. Every scene, every person, and every item that the protagonist sees must be added to the complaint, and all the complaints must** be carried out with Internet hot stalks or adapted (lyrics, advertisements, poems, proverbs), and try to rhyme
2. Transform all metaphors, metaphors, irony, and self-deprecation, and all metaphors, metaphors, irony, and self-deprecation must** be carried out with Internet hot stalks or adapted (lyrics, advertisements, poems, proverbs), and try to rhyme
3. Add more metaphors, metaphors, irony, and self-deprecation, all metaphors, metaphors, irony, and self-deprecation must** be carried out with Internet memes or adapted (lyrics, advertisements, poems, proverbs), and try to rhyme
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The generated version is set to v2, **does not output v2**
4. Carefully check v2, find out the repeated words and sentence patterns, modify the content containing these words and sentence patterns word by word, so as to make the sentence patterns more diverse, and the generated version is set to v3 and output v3
## Limitations
– "As if", "like", "like" is forbidden in the text**
– The names of other literary, film, and television works are forbidden in the text
– If I forget to upload the reference sample file, abort the process and alert me
The documents mentioned in the prompt are the stalks I circled word by word from a funny article, and I took out these stalks separately and saved a document (including 246 articles). If you want to use this set of prompts, you also need to prepare a file like this, or modify it, and choose some memes as examples to add to the prompts.
Actually, I'm not satisfied with this version.,I originally wanted the whole version to be applied to the prompt words of the domestic large model.,Play the stalk.。 Now it seems that this set of ideas is still not feasible for this group of small waste, and we can only think of other ways later.
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