My buddy fell out of love and asked me out to talk about my heart. I took him to eat mutton steamed buns, and he cried while holding a bowl of steamed buns: "Now when I see steamed buns, I think of her I love." I wondered, "What, is your girlfriend's name Bun?" The buddy was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "I'll go to your uncle's!" ”
I was cooking today, and suddenly I got my hand. The kitchen at home has a flooring ...... I hurriedly shouted: Mom, Mom, my hand is bleeding!! I thought my mother would be distressed and hurry to bandage me, but this is how it ended...... My mother said while running: Hurry up, hurry up and get the blood, the floor I just mopped, don't get dirty~~ Mom, Mom, are you really my own mother?
Go to my father-in-law's house, my mother-in-law is not there, my wife cooks, I eat first because I have something, when I am about to finish eating, my father-in-law began to eat, and after eating a bite, he put down his chopsticks and said to me affectionately: "I have suffered you for so many years......
Today, I wanted to exchange a hundred for change, so I went to buy a bottle of mineral water for one dollar, and gave one hundred, when the boss asked me if I had a dollar change, I didn't react at the time, so I gave him a dollar, and returned the hundred to me, and when I went out of the store, I looked at the hundred yuan in my hand and fell into deep thought......
My husband celebrated his birthday, didn't prepare a gift, took a shower at night and lay in bed early, wanted to give him some sweetness, and waited for my husband to come to bed and ask him: "Happy birthday husband, what do you need tonight, I will meet you!" The second lack thought for a while and said, "Don't rob me of the quilt tonight, it's still quite cold." If I hadn't seen you celebrate your birthday, I would definitely let you sleep on the sofa!!
10. I asked my sister, "Do you like to be rich and handsome", my sister said "I don't like it, I'm afraid I can't reach it if I'm too tall, I'm afraid I can't climb high if I'm too rich, I'm afraid I'm afraid I'll get into trouble with flowers and grass if I'm too handsome" I was stunned for a moment, and my sister continued to say, "I like to be short and poor, I can bow my head when I'm short, I can raise him when I'm poor, and I can be wholehearted if I'm poor!" "I froze again.
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When I was a child, I was at home with my father, and I accidentally found my father's private money hidden at the foot of the bed, and I didn't know it at the time, so I wanted to give this money to my mother, so I was ecstatic to think of my mother, and just issued a "Mom~" word, I was kicked by my father, and immediately cried, my mother rushed to hear the sound, and my father hugged me and coaxed: Ah~ The baby doesn't cry, it hurts under the bed, right?
My buddy came to my house and cried: I have to divorce that girl! I looked at my buddy with a blue nose and swollen face and said: Although you were beaten by your sister-in-law, there is no need to divorce. Dude: She didn't hit me. Me: Since she didn't beat you, you don't need to get a divorce. My buddy looked at me and said faintly: Although she didn't beat me, she was next to command. I...
My friend became a father, and when I went to the hospital to pick up the child, I was happy. At this time, the doctor came over and said, "What are you laughing at?" The child is not yours. The friend immediately questioned the daughter-in-law, and the friend's daughter-in-law immediately cried and said, "I'm sorry, I drank too much that night, I'm sorry for you." My friend was dumbfounded, and after a while, the doctor brought another child and came over and said, this is your child!