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European Cup and European Rotten

author:Chang'an Yu Lin Lang

The theme of today's story is: the knockout rounds of the European Championship begin.

Germany 2-0 Denmark, Switzerland 2-0 Italy.

Germany and Switzerland advance to the quarterfinals.

There is a feeling that European football is becoming more and more like a movie, people expect it to be art, in fact it is an industrial system.

The story is becoming more and more typical, everyone studies each other very thoroughly, and there are no tactical secrets to speak of.

The roles are becoming more and more homogeneous, Chiesa, Havertz, and Musiala are all like academic actors, and they are all in place, but they always feel that there are shortcomings.

European Cup and European Rotten

One

Europeans are exquisite.

A wine merchant friend bought a piece of land in Bordeaux, France, and according to the local agricultural regulations, he had to be responsible for the sale of grapes on the land after buying the land, and he had to import the wine to China every year.

He said that the French are very particular about things, and the consulate holds a reception on National Day, and will take care of Chinese investors, purchase their wines, and one year selected their winery and invited him to Beijing to participate in the celebration.

The details of the event were well organized, and the staff arranged for the wine merchants to take photos with the ambassadors, and after the event, the photos were mailed to the wine merchants for them to use as they pleased.

Officially certified blessing, Chinese eat this set.

This friend said that he didn't expect the French to be so thoughtful.

The rules are mature and the details are in place, just like an assembly line.

This is the business culture of Europe.

This culture is also reflected in football.

Germany and Denmark played for more than 30 minutes, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt, and the referee decisively interrupted the game.

Professional and orderly.

In the last European Cup, Eriksen suffered a cardiac arrest, and the on-site textbook rescue is also a reflection of this culture.

But the more mature the rules, the scarcer personality becomes. Football is similar to wine and requires a label of personality.

Therefore, people always expect a script like "Danish Fairy Tale" to appear, with a star with a strong personality and doing his own thing.

In 1992, Laudrup led the Danish team to create Danish fairy tales.

In the 1998 World Cup in France, in the quarterfinals -

After scoring a goal for Brazil, Laudrup slid sideways on grass to celebrate, taking advantage of the situation to make the Sleeping Beauty pose.

It was one of the most bewitching moments in the history of football.

European Cup and European Rotten

Two

Football needs beauty, it needs to be shocking, it needs to be cynical, it needs to be unafraid of conventions.

In 1978, at halftime in the World Cup final, Cruyff lit a cigarette and let out the clouds at ease, completely ignoring the camera.

Lao Tzu was born to shock you, only you can't think of it, you can't do it without Lao Tzu, you just take your time.

Needless to say, if modern sports medicine were present, Cruyff's sports life would have been much longer.

But the classical gods believe in the creed of being born like a summer flower, and it is not their ambition to be a delicate worker.

They will do it, and they will make the sky.

Mero has dominated football for two decades and is perfectly associated with sports science.

Europe's complete youth training system is like a standard parts processing factory, producing goal machines.

The players are getting better and better. As soon as a person is perfect, he is boring.

Havertz was born in 1999 and was in his prime.

Remember Havertz's story seven years ago?

The 17-year-old finished playing in the Bundesliga, waved goodbye to his big brothers who were going on holiday, and returned to school with his school bag to take his math exams.

There are fewer bad boys, and there is less of a wild smell on the football field.

As soon as he debuted, he was in his prime, which was the credit of the youth training assembly line; As soon as he debuted, he became a teenager and an old man, and it was the business culture that was at work.

Business culture needs a good gentleman to decorate the brand's flawless façade.

Football stars have long been familiar with middle-class values, which are to be as white and flawless as babies, harmless to humans and animals.

So Neymar is a Brazilian rotten boy with bells and whistles, and Europeans don't have a lot of colds.

They like good kids like Chiesa Jr. and Kai Havertz.

Three

Chiesa Jr.'s response to reporters' interviews is simply a textbook of standard Chinese product flavors.

He said he loves astrophysics and likes to read the books of the American physicist Brian Green, who can explain complex concepts clearly.

The players are no longer who I am afraid of, but I am gentle and talking about physics, and we have to say with regret that European football has entered the era of good guys.

Little Chiesa can certainly step on Hot Wheels, but in terms of taste and style, they are somewhat mediocre, and even deliberately cater to mainstream tastes.

Many years ago, East London's rotten Bassham was all over Europe.

Under the training of his wife and hot girl, his English pronunciation no longer eats words, and he has become a fashionable man.

Even so, Tony Judt, a leftist historian from King's College and Ecole Supérieure de Paris, still joked that his skills were only mid-stream, mainly aesthetically pandering to the hearts of the middle class.

European Cup and European Rotten

Now, he runs the Miami International Club in the United States, and finds time to send his own honey to King Charles, like an old school.

Of course, the European Championship is good-looking, the Swiss team has both offense and defense, Vargas passes and shoots, and both goals are wonderful.

But in terms of performances on the pitch, I always felt that Chiesa, Kaiez, Kai Havertz, Vargas and Musiala were too well-behaved.

I miss the rotten guys on the pitch.

In the 2000 Manchester derby, Manchester United legend Roy Keane kicked Haaland and later wrote in his memoirs that I was going to kick his leg.

Old Haaland is under the tent of Qi'er and gave birth to a good son.

Haaland Jr. is like a wolf on the pitch, but he is not lethal off the pitch.

The reporter asked, "17 goals in 9 games, what is your secret?" ”

Haaland replied, "Uh... Work hard. ”

There is a high probability that there will be no more rotten boys like Keane?!

Jun Mo laughed before the drama, and I died and I thought about me.

The European Championship is pretty good, but I miss the ruthless guys, the rotten boys.

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This article is from the WeChat public account: Arima Sports, author: Yisu Yisu

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