My friend's dad had an accident at work, and he borrowed money everywhere, but he couldn't borrow it, so he called me. I told him that I didn't have any money, but I could give him a suggestion, and when I borrowed money from others, I said that I had recently contracted a project and completed it ahead of schedule, and the project payment of more than 300,000 yuan would be settled in half a month, and now I would borrow 20,000 yuan to pay wages to the workers. Sure enough, an hour later, my friend called me and told me that I had borrowed 60,000 yuan. As for whether he will be killed in the future, I don't care.
The key fell into the house, and I found a locksmith. In his spare time, I asked him if he had done anything perverted since mastering the skill of lockpicking. The little brother thought for a while and said, "One year of traveling, I opened the concentric lock on the iron chain on the top of the mountain. "I was ???!!!。 at the time" Later, I thought that it was not good to disassemble people's houses, so I had to lock them. "But I forgot which two were concentric locks, so I had to connect them together..."
Go to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles at noon. When I saw the table opposite, I picked up a small tin can of pepper and sprinkled it into the noodles, thinking that I would add some more. I happened to see that I had it on the table, so I poured it into the face without looking. Thereupon...... Tragedy struck: I looked up and found that I had poured a bowl of toothpicks!!!!
My wife has been on a business trip for more than half a month, and I can't help it, so I went to the big health care, and when I was in the fierce place, my wife called and asked me what I was doing? I looked at the beautiful woman under me and said, "On the bus, I'm ready to go home." The wife said, "Well, okay, I've been here for the past few days, and my throat hurts a little, so I won't tell you." "And then... How could I have lost all my interest and fell into deep thought...
I quarreled with my boyfriend on the street, he was stern, he didn't let me at all, I was so angry that I squatted on the side of the road and cried, but I didn't expect that I just squatted down, and he jumped directly behind a goat... I'm confused...
A friend is a famous iron rooster, and he sent a dollar to the group during the New Year, and the whole group became a sensation, divided into 25 packs, and each person received several points. Everyone on the Qingming Festival came to him and said that they wanted to return the few cents to him, but unfortunately they didn't find anyone! Yesterday on the landlord's birthday, he sent a red envelope: 0.09! When I was done, I asked: Is my brother generous? I...
A single woman moved house, and the power suddenly went out at night, so she quickly lit a candle. I heard a knock on the door. It turned out to be the child next door, and I saw him nervously asking: Auntie, do you have candles at home? The woman thought, "Oh my God, I borrowed something when I first came, and it will be even more endless in the future." So she said coldly, "No! The child smiled, with a hint of pride: "I knew you didn't have it!" Mom was afraid that you would be scared, so I asked me to bring you candles."
There is a mute in our community who lives alone. Life was lonely, so he raised a parrot as a companion. The mute could not teach the parrot to speak, and the mute was also deaf most of the time, so he could not hear its call, but he thought it was good to have a living creature at home, and the parrot had beautiful feathers and was pleasing to the eye, and he did not have to chase after it like a cat or a dog. After some time, he suddenly saw that the parrot always opened its mouth and barked, and he was very curious. However, he didn't know why the parrot was called, let alone what the parrot was talking about, until one day, his next-door neighbor called the police, and the mute man knew that what the parrot said was, I'm going to kill you!!
Tang Seng: "These eight precepts go to pick up girls every day, and it's not good to learn from the scriptures, you go and report him!" Wukong: "Howler! "The next day...... Tang Seng: "How is it, are you alright?" Wukong: "Hehe, it's not bad, it's just a little tight." Tang Seng: "It seems that there is nothing wrong......
I found my husband's 5,000 small private collection at home, and I angrily asked my husband: "I will give you two yuan a day to take the bus, where do you get so much money?" I don't want to live anymore! My husband pointed at the finger: "These are all the serious money that people make by selling your express box at ordinary times."