Just now I was reaching out for food on the bed, and my head accidentally touched my knees, and I was shocked into a cold sweat, if I were a greedy snake, I would be dead now.
Where can I see the genuine Hokage? Why do I see it differently than yours, what do I see Naruto and Sakura's wild camping, Naruto following Azuki to practice a unique secret art, Naruto's reward for defeating Payne, Naruto's married life with Hinata. Did I see piracy?
During dinner today, the two couples next to them were ordering. Women want boiled pork slices, men don't. The woman said, "If you don't like spicy, don't eat it, I'll just eat it." The man was anxious: "It's not that you suffer from spicy food, it's that I'm sinned." "Poof, I squirted out a mouthful of soup. I figured it out in seconds.
Today's thieves are too ethical. I have two bank cards, an ID card, a subway card, and more than 600 yuan in my wallet. I didn't know that I had stolen my wallet, but after walking a few steps, I dropped a wallet, and I said it looked so familiar. When I opened it, I saw that there were 600 yuan less, and there were a lot of others, and I kept all the loose money. Should I cry or laugh?
For work reasons, my son stayed in his hometown to go to kindergarten, and the little cub turned out the love letter I wrote to my wife in a box! Such a thick stack was distributed to the people of the village, and it is said that it once caused a commotion...... Now when I go back to the village, I can hear someone everywhere coming in a weird way:... Feng, you should be able to get pregnant this time, right? My waist is tired and broken...... Feng, it's been three months since you left in the blink of an eye, have you missed me? …… I was so scared that I ran away with my wife as soon as it was dawn the next day......
The daughter-in-law came back from work in the middle of the night. When I entered the house, I was stunned, and I asked in surprise: What's wrong with your face, daughter-in-law? Was it beaten by someone? The daughter-in-law said with a strange expression: "Uh... No, this is the mark on my face when I came back from work just now, on the dark road, I don't know what I bumped into. I said questioningly, "Oh... But daughter-in-law? This mark on your face is five centimeters long and two centimeters wide, and this mark still looks a little familiar, it seems that this object is very small? The daughter-in-law smiled and said, "Uh... Small indeed. I didn't feel it at all when I crashed into it.
Grandpa loves me very much, but I hunched him on the back of his ears One time in the winter, he came to pick me up at school I was ashamed in front of my classmates and slipped away through the back door I waited for him at home for more than two hours and didn't come back I went to the school gate to look for him He was the only one at the school gate who was frozen like a snowman And the school was already dark Grandpa saw my first sentence Go home, grandma is cooking at home and waiting for you At that moment, tears came out of my eyes
Every time I go to work, I see the young man who delivers food, uncle, it's really not easy, under the scorching sun, no matter the wind or rain, I am really full of tears, so when I work, I never steal their car.
Today, my second boyfriend suddenly said to me seriously: "With my surname, take your name, okay?" Although we had only been dating for three months, I had to shyly reply when I looked at his real eyes, "Okay." "Hahahahaha
Colleague Xiaolin is more narcissistic, and his appearance is really average, one day he looked in the mirror in the bathroom for more than ten minutes, making his head shape and posing...... The cleaning aunt really can't stand it anymore, "Young man, you have grown like this, aren't you disgusting when you look in the mirror for so long?" ”