When I was disgusted by Xiaofang's parents, I resolutely chose to go out to work, and through my continuous efforts, I became the director of a company, managing hundreds of employees. In order to make Xiaofang's parents regret their decision that year, I drove an 800,000 Audi to his house, and a Ferrari came behind the car.
When I was in high school, there was a female classmate named Liu Yin, who was small and cute. At a class meeting, she came up to me and said, "Give you a nickname, just call you Heartless." I said, "You're unintentional, really, don't give people random nicknames." "Watching her run away, I smiled, this little girl is so cute.
Today, when I went back to my hometown and met the head teacher of the primary school in the county, I was surprised that he could still remember me after a while of greetings. Just listen to him leisurely said: There were test questions in the language test back then, such as the four great inventions of ancient China, you are the only one in the class who writes east, south, west, and north, and it is difficult to forget you....
When he was a child, he loved to cry, and adults scared him: "Cry again!" Cry again, Uncle Police, take you away! * As soon as he was afraid, he immediately stopped talking. When he grew up, he really liked a policeman, and the two were together for six years, and their parents had a quarrel for six years. Eventually, the man chose to return to his normal life and got married. That day, he sat at the door in a daze, suddenly thought of something, turned back and smiled at his mother: "You say, I'm crying now, will the police uncle come and take me away?" ”
Winter is an embarrassing season for fat people, if you wear a little more, some people will say, only a few days to see and fat, if you wear a little less, others said,, fat people are really thick and not afraid of freezing, really embarrassing.
The first time I spent the night at my fiancée's house, I thought I could sleep with my daughter-in-law, and the sets were ready. The hateful old man actually cleaned up a single room for me, and what was even more hateful was that he also tied his big wolf dog outside the door, and said solemnly that there was a movement of thieves at night and I could hear it clearly. Your sister, who are you guarding against!!
I went to buy an electric car, and more than 3,000 car sisters cut it to 1,008, and when I left, the boss kept telling me: Sister, you resign, come and sell me an electric car! Such a good mouth is not a waste of selling electric cars......
1 confessed to the goddess yesterday~ She said: "You are twenty centimeters away from me, you don't need to touch me with your head and hands and feet, I agree to be with you." I was so excited that I took off my pants and found that I was a little worse. Then I had an idea and peed on her. I just want to ask the giant friends, whether this situation is considered to be running into her, I'm afraid that she won't admit it next time she sees me~
Got married to my daughter-in-law and got a license, queued up in the Civil Affairs Bureau, there were more people... After the couple in front of me received the certificate, the staff said that they would charge 9 yuan, but the buddy threw out a 20 yuan one, arrogantly said that there was no need to look for it, turned around and left. After I finished the marriage certificate with my daughter-in-law, I took out 9 yuan to pay. As a result, the staff said that you don't have to pay, and the couple in front of you has a treat. Getting married is not considered a treat.
The company was in a meeting, and when I was speaking, halfway through the speech, I didn't know what was going on, and I felt a burst of itching under my crotch. But the feeling of being able to catch it in front of everyone was unbearable. I had to say, I'm done, I want to sit back in my seat quickly. Unexpectedly, the boss stopped me and criticized me. He said a few words, and I couldn't help myself, twisted my expression, grabbed my hair hard, and rushed out of the conference room. The boss thought he was going too far and ran out to call me. When I turned around, I was startled, and I was still scratching one hand in my crotch......