The encounter of the school grass is distressing, humorous jokes, brain-opening, and hilarious debut!
"You know what? The school grass in our school has really suffered a Waterloo recently. While drinking milk tea, I said to my friend Xiao Wang.
Xiao Wang asked curiously, "What's the matter?" Isn't the school grass always beautiful? ”
I couldn't help but laugh: "Oh, this time it's so distressing and funny." Listen to me tell you slowly. ”
On that day, Xiaozhang came to school early in the morning as usual. He is handsome, good at studying, and always followed by a group of girls. As a result, as soon as he walked into the classroom that day, he saw a large pink box on his desk.
He opened the box with a puzzled expression, only to find a pink dress and a love letter. Inner monologue: "Who is so creative that they actually gave me a dress?" ”
When the classmates next to him saw this scene, they couldn't help but burst into laughter. Xiao Zhang's face turned red, and he quickly stuffed his skirt back into the box and sat down as if nothing had happened. But who knows, this is only the beginning of the tragedy.
During the morning recess, Xiao Zhang just wanted to go to the toilet, but found that his shoes were missing. He searched all over the classroom, and finally found it under the podium, which was actually painted in various colors and turned into a pair of "rainbow shoes".
Xiao Wang laughed: "This is too miserable, who did it?" ”
I shook my head: "I don't know, I guess it's a girl who has a crush on him who thinks she can't get him, so she decides to trick him." ”
What's even funnier is that at lunchtime, Xiao Zhang finally breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to have a good meal. As a result, as soon as he picked up the plate, he was hit by a girl, and the whole plate of food spilled on him. He looked at his sauce-stained clothes helplessly, and said in his heart: "Today is really unlucky." ”
Xiao Zhang had to go back to the dormitory to change clothes, but just as he was about to go out after changing his clothes, he found that the dormitory door had been locked from the outside. He called in the dormitory for a long time before he was rescued by the dormitory manager aunt who was passing by.
Xiao Wang held his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "Oh my God, this school grass is really tortured!" ”
I nodded: "yes, it's really distressing and I can't help laughing." ”
In the afternoon, the school held a sports meeting, and Xiao Zhang was selected as the representative of the men's 100-meter run. Everyone expects him to bring glory to the class. Before the game began, he took a deep breath and silently prayed in his heart: "This is the end of today's bad luck." ”
As a result, at the beginning of the game, his pants actually cracked a big hole. The audience laughed, and he could only cover his pants in embarrassment and run the whole way. Inner monologue: "God, you're kidding me, aren't you?" ”
After the game, Xiao Zhang, the school grass, finally couldn't hold it anymore and sat on the edge of the playground, his face full of helplessness and exhaustion.
In the evening, the school organized a bonfire. Xiao Zhang wanted to take this opportunity to relax, but as a result, sitting by the fire, there was a sudden "pop" from behind him. When he looked back, it turned out that someone had tied the balloon to his chair, and as soon as he sat down, the balloon burst, causing him to jump in fright.
As I spoke, I laughed: "You said that this school grass has encountered so many unfortunate things in one day, it really makes people laugh and cry." ”
Xiao Wang laughed so hard that tears came out: "Haha, this is really the worst school grass in history." ”
Although Xiao Zhang experienced a series of unfortunate events that day, he still insisted on smiling. His optimism and humor let us see a different kind of school grass.
Inner monologue: "No matter what happens, keep smiling and humorous, so that you can truly be a winner in life." ”
Although the experience of Xiaozhang is distressing, it also brings us endless joy and thinking. There will always be accidents and setbacks in life, as long as we can face them with optimism, everything will pass.