The Song of the Quality Engineer
Don't scold your brother
Your manager is older than you
He learned 12,000 foreign languages
You understand the quality of three thousand four
Who told you to step in yourself
Headhunters poached him
Girlfriend ran away with a dozen
Someone's baby is called Daddy
There is Yan Ruyu everywhere in the world
Within 30 centimeters of the eye
Zero-five freckles like sesame seeds
Small meetings on the production line
People speculate in stocks, and you quarrel
If something goes wrong, you're responsible
If you are responsible, you will leave your name
There is no way to call a manager
"I don't know what I want you to do"
The manager changed several times
The boss doesn't know your name yet
Suggestion report has a fart use
You're the worst engineer of all
The inspector ignores you
Miss clerk was disobedient
ME is talking about Mark Six
You speak six sigma
If Sigma can win the lottery
SMT can also be embroidered into flowers
Sign a sample and get into less trouble
What is the standard of what you do?
The customer was scared half to death
Parents weren't so afraid
Who knows why the customer came
A handful of documents are prepared
We will work overtime with a raise
People are praised and we are scolded
Quality is our lifeline
The boss says this every day
Let's learn to say it, too
There is a deviation in the dimensions of this batch
You kid ate leopard gall
I don't want to fuck around anymore
This buddy does sales
That buddy does R&D
But there are also people who are not angry
The undergraduate is not an inspector
Learn to go to Walmart for newsletters
Come to think of it, we're not having a bad time
According to the position, he is under us
A year later, dumbfounded
They were invited to his house
New year, new house, new atmosphere
The door is opened by a flower
The loss in the embankment is compensated outside the embankment
Brother, learn more
Call your brother to accept your fate
The workplace is stormy outside
It's warm in winter and cool in summer
Or cherish it for a while
Speak more with E
Use Q less to dominate
Since it's called an engineer
ME, PE Ben family
It doesn't hurt to be cooperative
Have a drink together after work
Pat on the shoulder and laugh haha
Let Cpk it
Businesses are all the same
The world is full of crows
This son is also a bowl of rice
If you're still nostalgic for it
The QA Engineer's Song
Listen up, brother
Your role is indispensable
There is no you before the certification
Tired management representatives
The certificate was applauded
You're unemployed
There are not a few audits a year
It's a lot of offending
The company did not make an order
The first batch wants to fry you
The salary is no less than that of QE
The position is also not smaller than that of a supervisor
When you get to the boss, you have to scold people
Pushing the buddy forward
In case you meet a good leader
Maybe we're still a treasure
It's important to do more training
Everyone needs to get some sleep
Consultants are more contacted
Get a kickback to count the bills
Don't mess around when it's okay
Hurry up and practice the POWER gun
Don't scream if no one cares
Drink plenty of water and pee
It's nothing to waste a little youth
As long as you're better off than me
DCC is here for the pretty girl
Don't mess around
QE a group of poor ghosts
One is harder to find than the other
The owner yelled all day long
The management system should be effective
As long as you grab my handle
Welcome to hang with me
You don't pee either
What the fuck are you?
Move his finger and give it a try
Go with your manager and ask for food
Customer complaints are well grasped
No more, no less
More eye medicine for people
You don't need to report if you don't have to
Be prepared
One day you get kicked
It's useless to call the heavens and the earth
No buddy will protect you
Who told you to have nothing to do all day
People are thirsty for you to pee
The talent market is afraid of old age
We can eat enough when we are old
Once mixed with the certifier
Running around in their thirties and forties
The song of SQE
Don't be surprised by the shouting brothers
It's been a year of rapid change
At first, you wanted to learn badly
I regret that the pills were not sold
Not so long ago you changed jobs
Just the quality is really a dish
The boss kicks the customer
It's better to scold people
Supplier management is pretty good
Maybe you can get a little bit of it
The outside world is wonderful
The outside world is helpless
Vendors don't treat you as a dish
Three days of scoundrels
You want to improve your quality
"How many pieces do you add to a part?"
Your customer appoints me to supply
Hit me and I told my grandma
Last year's audit had food and drink
Order your own takeout this year
It's not that we don't arrange
Gulf oil is rising fast
Thousands of people have to eat
The pressure to cut prices has come down again
Answer the phone and go on a business trip
My wife waited in bed to come back
Quality continues to deteriorate
The meeting will be held all day long
The manufacturer is so annoyed that there is nothing to do
Send a couple of fools to be in a daze
No problem with 8D reporting
You may not understand it anyway
CPK, do it fast
1.68 is not bad
The company's production line is difficult to intersect
Sift down in half
IQC is our brother
Sell buddies beforehand
The criteria are not clear
How can calipers inspect soft belts
It's strange to look back
Why don't you bring it up?
As soon as the production line arrives, it should be opened
Suddenly I was in chaos, so I am
Think about those days
Look at how emotional it is today
It used to be a family with Q
Now the features are to be separated
One day I entered the procurement door
The old friendship is gone
It is born from the same root
Don't kill each other too fast
Don't talk about the status quo
Happiness in life waits
The salary is more than 1,800
The immediate boss is a foreigner
Multi-party communication to build contacts
Don't slack off on conference calls
Foreign language proficiency improves quickly
This kid is quite handsome
Don't play pie in front of suppliers
Give more guidance and less bad
What is a strategic partner?
Don't think crookedly
How long to see and hold hands
Some people see you as talented
A kick in the back
No one can be a beggar
Okay song
Introduction:
The paper is full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears;
Duyun is an idiot, who understands the taste!
The world says that the system is good;
The audit and rectification can't be closed,
Seeing that the end of the year is coming,
His eyes were closed.
The world says that the project is good;
All the plans have been postponed,
The internal progress can't be pushed,
I'm already driven crazy.
The world says that logistics are good;
I can't stand the delay in delivery,
Full increment of customers at the end of the year,
I accidentally stopped the line.
The world says that procurement is good;
There are too many upstream changes,
Once the customer does not approve,
Sensei slept tonight.
The world says that sales are good;
Customer entertainment is indispensable,
Pushing the cup to change the lamp for another load,
There is more fat on the waist.
The world says that technology is good;
Hell with the request,
Customers want to be round and square,
The head was kicked by a donkey.
The world says the quality is good;
Customer complaints are annoying,
The annual target is not completed,
This year, the prize money is less again.
The world says that customers are good;
How can there be fewer customer annoyances?
Every family has difficulty chanting scriptures,
Mutual understanding for the New Year.