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Drunk and unable to see the way back, he vomited in the depths of the greenery

Drunk and unable to see the way back, he vomited in the depths of the greenery

Last night, Linyi fried chicken, new friends and old friends gathered together, and I was elected as the representative of Party A, leading the table full of brothers to drink Moutai and eat food.

As a result, if I was not careful, I overdosed, and I couldn't remember how I got home.

Three times and two times, I was taken down.

J, who had only had a drink, always said that I couldn't see it on my face at all, and said insincerely, that the party that could make me drunk hadn't started yet.

Today's Mr. J has also begun to tell the truth, his problem, newly added, is estimated to be infected from Shijiazhuang.

The Hutuo River flowed silently and raised countless liars.

In fact, Mr. J's judgment is based on the average value of the number of liquor opened, and he said that I will transfer a thousand catties at most.

But how can this thing be average, ugly and handsome, the amount of alcohol is big and small, and to me, drinking is just a silver-like pewter head that is strong on the outside and dry on the inside.

J always said that I swept through thousands of alcohols, and I was once invincible, and drinking that was a small test.

Cut, a family does not know the suffering of a family.

I vomited in some bush that I couldn't remember, and the little animals that came out at night to find food and wine were cheaper, and they must have thought that this windfall of wine and food was a gift from God.

The most humiliating thing was that I couldn't figure out whether I had a shower when I got home.

If you want to say that you haven't washed it, your body is not dirty, and the bath towel is still next to the pillow; Let's talk about washing, my hair still smells of mixed tobacco from Nanjing and China.

I called Mr. J and expected him to tell the truth that I came out of Linyi fried chicken, which direction did I go?

Is it going west or going east?

Is it going north or south?

J always starts with his classic hehe, and when he talks about her, he just doesn't say that I'm drunk and knows how to drink.

He affirmatively said that I would go north first, then west, and finally disappear inside the north gate of Wynn International.

He swore that I had entered the community, which was a fact, and there was surveillance to testify.

Then he went along Shandong Road to Linyi Road, alone, only with the night as a companion.

I must have vomited, and since I was drunk and didn't know the way back, I was at ease when I vomited wine.

I really forgot all about what happened after last night's drinking, even if it was vaguely vaguely in my dreams.

It's been a long time since I've drunk like this, and it doesn't seem like it's what I should be doing at my age.

Over-excitement leads to over-reactivity and thus over-tiredness.

Thanks to eating a lot, he can eat and drink real men.

It was not only the wine that spit in the depths of the greenery, but also the delicacies wrapped in pancakes, noodles and other things, and the act of pouring out more or less relieved my discomfort.

I got up this morning and was top-heavy, and I drank a bowl of barley batter, which was fried with crushed peanuts, and it was very strong to chew, and the thief was enjoyable.

That big bowl of Juxian's old method of pasteurism gave me the strength to regain my sobriety.

Drunk and unable to see the way back, he vomited in the depths of the greenery

I was embarrassed to go to the unit unkempt and sleepy-eyed, for fear of being questioned by those messy broken mouths.

On the pretext of looking for the base of the kettle, I went to Wynn's storage room and rummaged through it, but finally found nothing.

It's weird, a good kettle base, how can you say that it's gone?

It must be hiding somewhere undetected by me to steal fun, and it doesn't want to see a wine like me.

Stunned, he walked with heavy steps, and the familiar road became so long.

Passing by the supermarket, I was targeted by the fisherman girl who was very ugly and good at talking, and I got on the set when I sold it.

Originally, I didn't like saury, mackerel, and high-eyed fish, and I couldn't stand the clever tongue of the female trafficker, a handsome guy with a boss, and the "handsome guy" and the "boss" fought together to bombard me in turn, and I couldn't touch Nantianmen.

As a result, she successfully coaxed 25 yuan with three saury fish and a handful of chrysanthemum.

If I hadn't drunk too much last night, I wouldn't have looked at her at all.

People are a little ugly, but they have a sweet mouth, they have been mixing in the business for a long time, and they have read countless people, and she knows that it will be effortless to take me while I am not sober.

Leaning on her, she can speak well and know how to read words and looks, and it is a matter of time before she gets rich.

Drunk and unable to see the way back, he vomited in the depths of the greenery

Carrying three fresh saurys and a handful of chrysanthemum, I swayed and ran a red light, and an electric car carrying a sloppy migrant worker than me glared at me and muttered in my mouth, probably cursing me for blocking its way to experience extreme speed.

I'm too lazy to take care of him, there is fresh saury stewed chrysanthemum to eat, and running a red light is not an appetizer?