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Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

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The Tailor painting: Dai Fulin

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

There was a man who took the cloth to make the clothes, and the tailor looked at it and said that the clothes were not enough.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

He went to another tailor's shop to do it, and this tailor happily accepted it.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

A few days later the man went to get his clothes and found the tailor's son also wearing a dress made of his own fabric.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

Oh, strange! The tailor said there wasn't enough clothing, and you still had extra to make clothes for the children.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

"Sir, I have only one child, and he has three!"

"The Monk Tries to Be Right" Painting: Cui Junheng

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

There is a ten Buddhist temple in a certain place, which is very spectacular, and I go to Beijing every year to take the examination

Students like to spend the night in the temple.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

The old monk in the temple wanted to test the literary talents of the scholars, so he wrote the shanglian with the title of the Ten Buddhas Temple: "Ten Thousand Tiles and Thousands of Bricks and Hundreds of Craftsmen Built the Ten Buddha Temples", asking the scholars to come to the lower link.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

Many days have passed, and no one can match it. There are two

A scholar thought for a long time and could not come up, so he took a small boat,

Go through the lake.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

The boat reached a stone arch bridge, and the boatman said, "This is called the Four Immortals Bridge." Yi Shusheng was ecstatic when he heard this, and quickly turned to the next link: a boat and two three people crossed the four immortal bridges

Happily went back to the old monk!

Painting of "Cutting the Bull's Head and Smashing the Clay Pot": Liang Xiang

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

Once upon a time

A family member had a cattle cow, and because he stole something to eat, he couldn't pull his head into a crock pot and couldn't pull it out.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

2 The whole family was in a hurry, so they had to invite their uncle to come.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

The uncle rushed to the set twice in three years, claiming to be "well-informed". He looked in the door and said, "How hard is this?" Cut off the bull's head! ”

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

The head was cut off. However, the bull's head was still stuck in the crock pot. My uncle thought for a moment and said, "Smash the crock pot!"

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

5 Nephew immediately smashed the crock pot, and the cow's head fell out. The whole family boasted that uncle had a way.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

6 But my uncle burst into tears and said, "I'm old, I can't live for a few years, after I die, you encounter difficult things again, who should you go to?" ”

"Sea Use "Release"" Painting: Zhang Ning

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

1 During the Chongzhen period of the Ming Dynasty, the area around Henan Province suffered a three-year drought, and the grain was not collected, and the harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes of the official government were as many as cattle hair, which made the people unhappy and angry. On the twenty-second day of the lunar month, the county magistrate came again to collect "head donations", and whoever did not pay it would be imprisoned. When the gong sounded, the people suffered again.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

2 Servants and the governor are flaunting their might and forcing donations to beat people. Only to see a good man rush forward, angrily said: "If you want money, you don't have money, you want people to have fists." On the spot, he overturned the servants and the lieutenant chief, and took the lead in resisting the "head donation" . Who is this person? It turned out to be Li Jiyu, the village chief worker, who was loyal and fond of Shaolin martial arts, and was good at fighting and holding uneven.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

3 Li Jiyu took the lead in resisting donations, which frightened ZhiXian. Led by Ya Gong and Li Chang, ZhiXian personally led a group of people and horses, surrounded the milling ditch material, captured Li Jiyu from afar, and claimed that when it came to the Lantern Festival, he would ask for a beheading in the legal field.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

4 The villagers were so anxious that they sent someone to report to the sea monks of the Shaolin Temple. It turned out that before Hai Yong became a monk, he and Li Jiyu had worked together as a long-term worker and married as brothers, and Li Jiyu had consulted with him before resisting the donation, and Hai Yong not only supported, but also promised: If there is a crisis, draw a sword to help.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

On the day of the execution, the government stipulated that the people were not allowed to enter the city with iron and stone, and Hai Yong had no choice but to come to the front of the yamen with his bare hands, only to see Li Jiyu's hands being reversed on the legs of the stone lion, standing with his chest up, and his face did not change color. Hai Yong secretly thought that he would not save his brother and become a Shaolin monk in vain.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

6 However, at this moment, unarmed, how to use force? Hai Yong walked around the city and outside the city, thinking of a plan. Suddenly he found a stone outside the city the size of a hydrangea ball, incomparably hard. So he went to the opportunity of many people to enter the city, pretended to be indifferent, kicked the left foot, the right foot, and kicked the stone in front of the gate.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

7 Hai Yong took advantage of the fact that he was not defensive, flew out of the stone, only to hear a "bang", and actually smashed the leg of the stone lion. Under the cover of Hai Yong, Li Jiyu escaped from the county seat, but Hai Yong himself was caught by the street servants.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

8 Zhixian saw that Hai Yong was a monk of the Shaolin Temple, and when he was strong in kung fu, he ordered Ya Gong to put heavy shackles on Hai Yong. When wearing shackles, Hai Yong used his fingers a little, and Ya Gong fell on all fours to the sky, and his head was broken and his face was swollen. One by one, one by one, they went forward, so that the servants could not do anything.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

Knowing that the county saw the situation, he had to find the servants to get angry, raise the leather whip and smoke wildly, and beat the servants to call their fathers and mothers. Hai Yu laughed a few times and stretched out his legs for the servant to put on the heavy shackles. Zhixian inspected several times, and it was really firm and solid, and then it was relieved to go,

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

10 As soon as Zhixian left, the sea used luck on the legs, stomped hard, "bang" a sound, the shackles of the feet were broken, frightened the servants trembled, Zhixian heard the news, and there was no way to do anything, so he had to order the people to teach the people, put the sea in prison for the time being, and punish them the next day.

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

11 After Hai Yong was put in prison, he was angry and thought: One does not do, two do not stop, simply dry it. He looked around the walls, looked at the cracks in the stones, stretched out his fingers, and forcefully lifted out a stone brick in the back wall, and then dug a large hole in the thickness of a bucket to cover the prisoners, drilling out the holes one by one

Laughing and Painting Jokes And Interesting Facts about "Tailors, Sea Criminals"

12 After leaving the cave, everyone smashed their feet and shackled them with their hands and feet, and were led by the monk Hai Yong to participate in the anti-donation team organized by Li Jiyu. Later, Li Jiyu led a team to defect to Li Zicheng, forming a huge rebel army, named Zhenyuxi.