Funny: The pretty hostess of the tube chicken shop

Li Xiaohua sells chicken tubes, and her shop is next door to a supermarket.

The supermarket business is very good, her business is very light, when there is nothing to do, she sits in the store to play with her mobile phone, because she has seen the voice of a closed restaurant owner, and now her mobile phone is full of videos about the collapse of the hotel.

She looked at the videos and felt hopeless in life.

One day at noon, a person rides a bicycle to the supermarket to buy something, maybe the supermarket door is full? He said, "I'll park the car in front of you for a while, I'll go buy something and I'll leave right away." ”

Li Xiaohua's head did not lift, there was no business in the store, and she did not even have the mood to speak.

Having been playing with her phone for a long time, her eyes were sore, and she looked up in the direction of the door, trying to relax her eyes.

At this moment, she saw that the bicycle that had just stopped in front of her had collapsed on its own without any wind.

She looked at the sign hanging at the door, which was a pennant that read: Kaifeng Tube Chicken. The shop sign was made of cloth, and there was a golden thread underneath, and the thread didn't move at all, and there was really no wind at all.

But why did the bike suddenly tip over?

She felt that this matter was a bit troublesome, she wanted to help, but then she thought about it, this is not her own doing, why should she help? She was not afraid of the shadow oblique, and she continued to look down at her phone.

As the man said, he came back soon.

He saw the bicycle he had fallen to the ground on, and he looked at the bicycle for half a minute, and he must have been fighting fiercely inside.

In the end, he still decided not to bear it, and he yelled at Li Xiaohua: "Don't let me stop talking?" I'll go in for a few minutes, I'll say hello to you, and when you come out you'll kick my bike over? ”

He used kicking over, not overturning, which made Li Xiaohua feel that this person had identified himself as himself and began to pour dirty water on himself. She didn't want to explain, and she didn't bother to explain. There was surveillance in her shop, she thought, and it was a big deal to look at the surveillance.

The man couldn't tell Li Xiaohua what to do, he helped the car up by himself, and scolded when he left: "Silly x ladies, not a thing!" ”

Splashing dirty water can be, scolding Li Xiaohua can't stand it.

She got up and ran to the door and scolded, and she was also very fierce, trying to vent the depression of not having business in recent days.

Scolded, originally the man's heart was balanced, and now he was scolded again, and his heart was unbalanced in an instant, and the man stopped the car to the side of the road and scolded Li Xiaohua.

On swearing, Li Xiaohua felt that she should be able to win, because she and her husband had never lost against scolding.

But this man is not easy to mess with, he seems to be a dry emcee, the mouth is also very strong, scolding people, like a bamboo tube pouring beans, rushing, the words are round, not only the pronunciation standard, the speed of speech is also very fast, she actually has the upper hand.

Finally, Li Xiaohua exerted her full strength, she took a deep breath, scolded for half a minute in one breath, all the potential burst out, not to say, there is a little super long play.

The man was defeated and wanted to move, but his hands were raised and put down. There were too many people here, and he was worried about the husband of a woman who rushed out from behind. He felt that he was reasonable, and he resorted to one last resort - to call the police.

After reporting to the police, the two people will not quarrel, waiting for the police to deal with it.

Men feel that they are very reasonable and are not afraid at all; Li Xiaohua also feels that he is very reasonable and is not afraid at all.

The police car came, and two policemen came down from inside, one asking what the situation was, and the other taking notes next to it.

The man told the situation, and before the policeman could ask Li Xiaohua, she yelled, "It's not me, I don't, the car was dumped by itself." ”

The man said, "I've stopped so well, how can I fall on my own, and there is no wind!" ”

The police understood and said, "Your situation is insufficient evidence." ”

The man listened, was very angry, pointed at Li Xiaohua and gritted his teeth and said, "It's her, who else but her?" ”

Li Xiaohua listened, smiled, pointed to the camera at the door, and said: "I have surveillance at the door, if it is not me, how about you apologize to me in public?" ”

The man yelled, "Okay! Just said a word and blushed.

Li Xiaohua took them to see the monitoring, and when she arrived at the computer, she found that the business was not good in the past two days, in order to save money, she turned off the monitoring.

The man felt that he had to be rationalized, and shouted with great excitement: "Apologize to me! Apologies to me! ”

Although Li Xiaohua did not open the monitoring, this can not prove that she did it, the two quarreled again, but at this time, it is no longer clear.

The two men quarreled from the house to the outside of the house, and from outside the house to the house, and the quarrel was so focused that they did not even know that the police were gone.

In the end, both men's voices went dumb.

The man said, "Ah---------------------------------------

Li Xiaohua said, "Ah,"

The man didn't want to argue, he couldn't argue, he came up with a good idea, he wanted to buy a tube chicken of Li Xiaohua, and then said it was unpalatable and ruined her reputation.

He said he wanted to buy a tube chicken, and Li Xiaohua said he wouldn't sell it.

The two originally quarreled over the bicycle falling to the ground, then because of the apology, and finally, they quarreled because Li Xiaohua did not sell the tube chicken.

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