I cut my hair short yesterday, because of the flat chest, was laughed at by male colleagues like a man, I cried bitterly, at this time the takeaway brother came in, saw me surprised and asked: What's wrong? Crying like a?
Yesterday, a new colleague asked me: How old is the big sister in the finance department? Married? I asked him why he cared about this, and he said that when he first went to the finance department to find my eldest sister for reimbursement, it was just the two of us. She told me to go to her when I was lonely! Today he was scolded by the big sister of the finance department, and it turned out that what she said was: the end of the season
Love to answer, high can not climb
I forgot to wear glasses when I went out today, and myopia was more than a thousand degrees, looking at everything was blurry, it was hard to squeeze on the bus, but the handrail of the bus was much thinner than usual and shaky, I was trying to scold, I didn't expect a man's voice at this time: You have been shaking my mop what, are about to be ripped bald by you
Today ordered a snail powder, but encountered all the colleagues of the company disliked, I had to go to the company toilet, very lucky no one, at this time a voice came out: big sister, do you think that eating snail powder is not strong, so you have to smell the food while eating in the toilet? Or does it stink more than anyone else?
Unfortunately, I came to my aunt during the exam, and it just so happened that today I was dressed shorter, which was tragic. The teacher thought that I had hidden a small copy, and I drew out a bloody aunt towel, and the whole place was petrified, hoping that there was a hole in the ground at this time...
Social ceiling
Seven people had just arrived in the elevator, and a man who seemed to be a volunteer had given everyone a small cake, and I thought it was a benefit from a salesman or a community, so I also reached out to pick it up and looked at me with a surprised look, although reluctantly he also gave it to me. I just wanted to accuse him of not having a good attitude, when someone spoke: Do you know the woman? Then a group of people walked out of the elevator at the same time, and it turned out to be friends... Shame on the landlessness of self-esteem