Halloween is coming
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— Halloween Playlist —
Prologue
/ Horror Shop
Little shop, little shoppa horrors
Little shop, little shoppa terror
Call a cop. Little shoppa horrors
No, oh, oh, no-oh!
A small shop A small shop of horror
A small shop A scary little shop
Call the police to a small horror shop
No, oh, no
Attend the Tale of Sweeney Todd
/ Barber Todd
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd
His skin was pale and his eye was odd
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again
Welcome to the story of Barber Todd
His skin was pale and his eyes were odd
He hung up the beards of several gentlemen
I've never been seen again
The Whole “Being Dead” Thing
/ Hades Grand Mage
Everybody gets on fine here
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
The women's bathroom has no line here
Just pee where you want
The whole "being dead" thing!
Everyone here is doing a great job
Whether it's Rogers Hart or Hammerstein
There is never a queue in the women's restroom
You can do it anywhere
"Death" is such a thing
Carrie
/ Carrie the Witch
Mama says "Suffering is good for the soul"
But they hurt me
And if I could
I'd bring them all down to their knees
I'd make them sorry forever for teasing Carrie, Carrie, Carrie
Mom said "a loss is a blessing"
But they hurt me
If you can
I'm going to get them all to their knees
I was saddened by the fact that I had laughed at me
Don’t Nobody Bring Me No Bad News
/ The Wizard of Oz
When you're talking to me
Don't be cryin' the blues
'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news
When talking to me
Don't cry
I don't want to hear any bad news
Road to Hell
/ Underworld
See, on the road to Hell
there was a railroad line
And there were three old women
all dressed the same
And they was always singin'
in the back of your mind
Everybody meet the Fates!
Look at the road to hell
There is a railway
There were three old women
Wear the same clothes
They were always singing
It's like in the back of your mind
Everyone will meet fate
No Good Deed
/ Magic Bad Witch
No good deed goes unpunished
No act of charity goes unresented
That's my new creed
Good people never get a good reward
Acts of kindness never end well
This is my new credo
Sexy
/ Mean girls
If I could change the world
I'd make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace
If only I could change the world
I'm going to make it every day
All turned into Halloween
And, of course, world peace
Life, Life
/ Frankenstein Jr
Tear the night asunder
Cast your light upon the dark
The lightning bolts and thunder
will ignite a mortal spark
Tear the night apart
Cast your light into the darkness
Lightning and thunder
Will ignite the spark of mortals
Move Towards the Darkness
/ The Adams family
Move toward the darkness
Conquering your pain
Let each foreign forest
Offer you its rain
Only at our lowest
Can we rise above
Go dark
Conquer your pain
Let every article be unfamiliar with the forest
Offer its rain for you
Only at the bottom of the valley
We can only go up