On this day, the country of Qi, as usual, was peaceful. As night fell, the imperial gate was suddenly pushed open, and the gatekeeper whose feet had been cut off immediately saw a middle doctor coming out of it, only to see him drunk and crooked, carrying a wine bottle in his hand, full of wine.
"Presumably, I drank with King Qi again, but I was really happy." If only I could take a sip. After thinking about it, the gatekeeper knelt down and moved to the middle doctor, begging, "Lord, can you give the rest of the wine to xia?" I want to try it in the next one too. With drunkenness, Dr. Zhong squinted at the person kneeling on the ground, a kneeler, and in an instant, he roared angrily: "Get away, what are you?" A crippled prisoner still has the face to beg for a drink from a nobleman like me? ”
The gatekeeper blushed as he awkwardly propped up his body with his hand and left immediately. When the doctor saw this, he made a "hum" sound in his nose, and then slowly and crookedly went back.
On the second day, when the King of Qi got up early and went to the court, he pushed the door to look at it, only to see that there was a pool of urine on the floor of his eaves, "You who are against the heavens? Who is this? Who's drowning here? King Qi roared angrily, only to see the gatekeeper quickly kneel and wait, and then whispered, "Great King, I saw it in the lower part of the world yesterday, and I saw The Great Doctor shooting, he was drunk and drunk, and he stood here." ”
"What? On the contrary, the person came and pulled this doctor out and cut it directly. ”
Only to hear a cry of misery at the execution ground, the doctor shot and screamed for his life. It turned out that that evening, after the doctor had left, the gatekeeper turned back to the place where he had just reprimanded himself, and poured a lot of water on the ground. No one paid attention, no one thought that the next day, the water would be considered urine, and it would become a deliberate revenge of the gatekeeper.
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Qi Zhong's doctor has a shooter, who drinks from the king, is drunk, and leans on langmen. The doorman knelt down and asked, "Is there any intention of giving under the foot?" Yi Jie said, "Go! What dare a person who is left behind begs for the elderly? "Kneel and walk back. And Yi shot away, and knelt because of the donation of water lang under the door, like a drowning person. The King of Tomorrow came out, and Hezhi said, "Who drowned?" He knelt down and said, "The minister is not seen." Although, yesterday, the Doctor yi shot here. "The king killed him by firing him.
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