1. The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, it was only when the blood was drawn for testing

1. The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced him to a pregnant! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, when the blood was drawn and tested, it was found that the child's blood type was the same as that of the brother-in-law, and further DNA tests were done, and the results were surprisingly found: she was the brother-in-law's biological child! The brother-in-law was suddenly confused, and the others were even more confused...

2. At the meeting of reading at a key university, there are not only beautiful women in the school, but also many bully. One day, I went to the cafeteria with my schoolmate to eat. I made small talk and said, "Why haven't I seen you go to the library for a long time?" The roommate replied, "That's a shamisen bookstore, I don't go!" I asked doubtfully, "Sanwei Bookstore?" The roommate replied, "Yes, it's full of girls' perfume, boys' stinky feet, and Xiu'en's love of dog food!" ”

3. Today the family arranged a blind date, I spent a lot of money to rent a Porsche 911, only to be rear-ended by a Ferrari, the owner is a fat man who is one meter and five meters tall. Me: Lose money, don't think about anything else! The next day to repair the car, I took my mother to go, the Ferrari owner is very smart, said: Oh, and bring your sister to the momentum ah! The old mother was very happy to hear this and chatted with him. Now that my wedding date with him has been set, my mother has sold me for a dowry of 5 million yuan and a house in Lujiazui, Shanghai!

4. The chairman sends his son to the kindergarten in the morning, and the son cries and cries for Transformers and says that he wants to buy Bumblebee. The chairman hurried to the meeting and coaxed his son to say: "When Grandma picks you up from school, Grandma will buy it for you!" "At night, after work, the chairman pushed open the door and found that his mother had several large bags on her face, and her whole face was swollen. As soon as she entered the door, her mother complained to the chairman: "This turtle grandson is really a widow, he has to be a bumblebee, he will lie on the ground and roll without giving, there is no way, I can only go to the park to catch him, you see I let the horse bee sting!" ”

5. Today is my mother-in-law's sixtieth birthday, and I went to her house to celebrate. The mother-in-law put on a dress, which was quite in line with her temperament, and the wife asked: Where to buy it, it is really ugly! The mother-in-law was not happy and said: Where is it ugly? This dress was bought for 36 yuan! I said more, said: only 36 yuan ah, throw it away, I will buy you a 136 yuan! The mother-in-law was even more unhappy, and angrily said to me: This is 30 years ago when I was not married, your husband used his month's salary to buy it for me!

6. I have known and fallen in love with my girlfriend for more than a year, and today I was ordered by my parents to go to my girlfriend's house to propose to my girlfriend. I asked my father-in-law privately: Dad, how much is the bride price suitable for you? Who knows the old father-in-law said: Your family's dowry money is not a dime, send you an heirloom! Suddenly shocked: send me something, it will not be your Audi, right? Father-in-law: Do you want to sprinkle? Audi can send it casually, go to the corner to take away the keyboards, I finally found the heir! I didn't understand what it meant: keyboard, what to do with the keyboard?

7. Some time ago, I went to his house with my boyfriend for the first time, and his parents liked me even more. At my boyfriend's house, they took good care of me, and I felt as comfortable as I was in my own home. When I was ready to leave in the evening, my uncle directly took out a red envelope for me. I pretended to be polite and pushed around with my uncle, who knew that I accidentally pushed a little harder and directly knocked my uncle down!

8. A Bentley hit a Tsinghua university student, because the owner of the Bentley did not apologize, but roared at the college student: My car is coming, why don't you hide? Tsinghua University students were stunned, and the Owner of Bentley repeated it again. So the college student was angry, got up and punched the Bentley owner in the jaw. The owner of the Bentley covered his face and said: How do you hit people? The college student asked loudly: Why don't you hide when you see my fist coming?

 #Funny##Funny paragraph# #今日笑料 #