1. There is a young woman in our unit, just divorced, called me to accompany her to drink, she wants to borrow wine to dispel her sorrows, a drunken party to rest. I said come to my house, I'll make a few dishes, buy a few bottles of wine, and make you well

1. There is a young woman in our unit, who has just been divorced, and called me to drink with her, and she wants to borrow wine to dispel her sorrows and take a break when she is drunk. I said come to my house, I'll cook a few dishes, buy a few bottles of wine, and get you a good get drunk. I was drinking, her ex-husband came, to take her away, I said, tonight I accompanied your ex-wife to drink and eat vegetables, spent a hundred and twenty dollars, please pay it, right? He snorted, gave me two hundred dollars, and then flew away. Looking at the two hundred dollars that arrived, I smiled, it was really beautiful.

1, there is a young woman in our unit, just divorced, called me to accompany her to drink, she wants to borrow wine to dispel her sorrows, a drunken party to rest. I said come to my house, I'll cook a few dishes, buy a few bottles of wine, and get you a good get drunk. I was drinking, her ex-husband came, to take her away, I said, tonight I accompanied your ex-wife to drink and eat vegetables, spent a hundred and twenty dollars, please pay it, right? He snorted, gave me two hundred dollars, and then flew away. Looking at the two hundred dollars that arrived, I smiled, it was really beautiful.

2. The little hit king met a female netizen, and the two chatted on WeChat all day. He told his sister that he was a rich second generation and opened a company that could earn millions a year. Last night, Fa Xiao had a hard time asking her sister out, and as a result, she drank too much during the meal! When he arrived at the hotel, Fa Xiao put his arm around the toilet and asked his sister to accompany him to remove the toilet! In the end, the sister was tossed to no way, so she took a rope and tied the hair to the side of the bed!

3. I remember that summer, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy clothes, and there was a video game area in the middle of the mall. There's a device inside, and visitors can laugh as soon as they throw a coin into their navel eyes. A handsome guy happily tossed a coin and listened to laughter. At this time, the girlfriend walked up to him and said: Handsome man, you throw it in my pocket, I laugh at you!?

4. I took a leave of absence today to go hiking with a few friends, but I have a friend who was bitten by a five-step snake on the mountain, and I heard that if I take five steps, I will die. So we were in a hurry, and each of us grabbed a few five-step snakes and bit him a few times, it is estimated that it should accumulate to about dozens of steps, but what are we going to do next??

5. Yesterday the company dinner was over, and I sent a female colleague home. After entering the community, a female colleague said to me: "You can't go out without an access control card, and it starts to rain, otherwise you don't have to go back." I said, "You girls are just not firm, I have been waiting at the door, waiting until the early hours of the morning, are you afraid of not being able to wait for a person to come out?" ”?

6. When I was in school at Stanford, I had a roommate in my dorm room who liked to drink. In the summer, he drinks five or six bottles of beer every night. In one summer's work, the goods accumulated more than 400 bottles on the balcony. During that spot check, the roommate was arrested for not attending class, explaining that he had diarrhea. The school leader asked: What is the wine bottle on the balcony? The roommate was stunned for a moment, and then he said: My family is more difficult, I picked it up, and I want to sell it to earn some living expenses. The school leader said: Ah, there will be difficulties in the future to tell me, do not put the dormitory. From then on, this kid can receive a living allowance of 800 yuan per month.

7. I have a friend who recently talked about a girlfriend of 5 years who ran away with a guy who drove Bugatti because of the money. One day my friend called his ex-girlfriend after drinking too much, and the call was answered by the ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend! My friend instructed him: "She has a bad stomach, drink a bowl of porridge every morning, and remember to boil ginger juice for her in the evening." The man said dismissively, "I spent a million to cure her!" ”

8. Last night, I was sleeping with my wife in my arms, and my wife suddenly woke up from her dream in the early morning and yelled at me angrily: "You beast! Then he slapped me twice and shouted, "I'm going to break up with you!" I covered my face and asked, "What are you doing?" She roared again, "It's all right! "Then I fell back to sleep, and when I woke up this morning, she apologized to me, saying that last night she dreamed that I added a lot of green onions to her rice noodles, and I couldn't finish picking them, so she woke up and beat me up!?

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