The wife noticed that her husband had recently had some bad breath and took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, looked pale and lowered his voice, and said, "The examination shows that your husband, who was three days ago, has been."

The wife noticed that her husband had recently had some bad breath and took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”

A woman ate noodles at the train station, and when she checked out, she found that a bowl of noodles cost 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, and found that the bowl of noodles was really worth 1,000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being rumored?? Pin Group?? Weaving cheated.

The owner of the company recently opened a new car dealership, afraid that a female secretary would not be busy, so he recruited several female secretaries. On this day, the boss took one of the female secretaries to the car dealership to see the car, and the female secretary was attracted by a pearl white Mercedes-Benz S63. Female secretary: "Boss, I want to buy an S63." Boss: "If you want to buy, buy, don't discuss such a small thing with me, I have always been in charge of big things." "The boss turned around and wanted to take a tip to eat, but found that the tip was missing. Boss: "What about the lifts on the table?" Female secretary: "I ate." Boss: "You don't discuss such a big thing with me, I don't agree with how you can eat it." ”

I got into an awkward fight with my husband, and I was so angry that I didn't pay attention to him for several days. On the third day, I didn't control it and hugged my husband. I said, "I'm sorry, it's my bad, don't ignore me, okay?" My husband patted me and apologized: "Actually, I have something wrong..." Just like that, we reconciled... When I finish my birthday tomorrow, I will continue to ignore you!

Xuanxuan asked her boyfriend: "There is a boy who used to chase me in Chongqing, he is looking for me to eat, do you mind?" The boyfriend said, "When did he chase you?" Xuan Xuan said, "When I was a freshman." The boyfriend asked, "How many pounds did you have at that time?" Xuan Xuan said, "55 kilograms!" The boyfriend said: "Then you go quickly, let the family quickly stop thinking, and live a good life in the future!" ”

At the temple fair, there are many people in particular. Next to a small stall, a man was quietly approaching behind a beautiful woman. Approaching, the man suddenly patted the woman's shoulder and said embarrassedly: "My wife is lost, can you talk to me for a few minutes?" The beauty was very puzzled and stared at the man. The man seemed to understand something, and quickly explained: "I can't find her, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman, she always comes out of nowhere!" ”

A big uncle floated 5 million, one day, saw a beautiful girl. Then he slammed the sister's wall against the wall and whispered: There are only two people in the world who will treat you like me, one is a father, the other is a boyfriend, do you know what I mean? The girl shook her head with a red face, and the uncle took a deep breath: Do you have a boyfriend? The girl said: No. The uncle continued to guide her: Since you don't have a boyfriend, what do you say I want to express? The girl suddenly realized: You want to be my father?

My wife snatched my phone away from work today and said to me, "Tell me, what's going on?" I thought about her girlfriend over and over again, and then thought about the female netizens, and finally determined that there was no ambiguous chat record, and then firmly said: "I did not hook up with a girl!" She said dismissively: "Not this is the case, you say, where did you get the money to paste the mobile phone film?"

The husband heard that his wife was having an affair and devised revenge. One night, my wife slept soundly and rubbed concentrated rat poison on her chest. The next night, the wife returned late, and when the husband asked why, the wife said sadly and indignantly, "Our leader has been poisoned and killed!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said: "The murderer is quite cunning, and even the police can't find out the poison through what channel, but there are already clues, and they are investigating Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder." The husband asked, "Why?" The wife said, "When the leader was breathing, he said, "Oh my God! Is there still safe milk in the world?

A rich man from India came to China to travel, got off the plane and booked a ticket back to India on the way to the hotel, and quietly left China without playing. After returning to India, the rich father asked his son strangely: "How did you come back when you first arrived in China?!" The son said with some trepidation: "It's not good, China is going to attack the mainland, the streets and alleys are posted with slogans, writing "print", "laser printing", "fast printing", door-to-door printing, 3D printing." If I hadn't run so fast, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen you!" Father said: Thanks to the fact that you have learned a little Chinese before, thank you!

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