1. The company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, which has not been returned. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day

1. The company has a loan of more than 1 million yuan, which has not been returned. The boss rushed to use the funds and handed over the debt collection to a pregnant female employee. Female employees dress up every day to go to each other's companies, and do not mention the debt. Every time I touched my stomach and asked the front desk of the other company: "Are you Li always here?" A week later, Mr. Li was anxious and took the initiative to call the boss: "Money, I can give you a lot of money, but there is a condition, you must let your female employees explain to my wife clearly, she is just here to ask for debts!"

2. My wife died unexpectedly, and I immediately got along with a beautiful model. That night, I took this new girlfriend home for dinner. She was particularly diligent and ran to the kitchen to help my mother cook. As a result, I accidentally cut my hand, and my mother helped her bandage it while saying: Too dangerous first, don't touch the kitchen knife! Now that both of our children are in kindergarten, every time I ask her to cook, she says, "My mother said, don't let me touch the kitchen knife."

3. After graduating from college, I rented a house, and the neighbors were a couple with a six-year-old daughter. On this day, rest to go to the square for a walk, the neighbor's little Lori played in May Fourth Square, wearing a small crown, very playful and cute. Just at this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew, and the branches swept the little girl. Little Lori was angry, and the crown was thrown, and it was a shadowless foot against the small tree. As she was playing happily, her mother came over: "Hey, why are you losing your temper again?" Little Lori pointed at me and said, "Mom, don't blame me this time, it was the hand that the tree moved first, and the big brother can prove it!" "She pointed at me as she spoke."

4. The sister-in-law, a primary school teacher, confiscated The tattoo sticker of Xiao Zhengtai in the class, and curiously, she also pasted one on the collarbone and went home to tell her husband that she had a tattoo. Her husband wiped it twice, and he was so angry that he didn't talk to his sister-in-law. In the middle of the night, the collarbone hurt to death, and the sister-in-law was awakened by the pain. Only to see her husband kneeling on the bed, taking a bath towel to wipe her sister-in-law's tattoo. The husband quickly explained: I know it's fake, you see, I've rubbed off half of it!

5. I gave the manager two soft Chinese, and the manager immediately introduced her single daughter to me. Before marriage, she was gentle as water, but after marriage, she became a "tigress". After dinner last night, we were watching the phone together, and she was watching Korean dramas, and I felt childish to get up and plan to avoid. She was angry at that time and shouted: How good is this TV series, where is it childish, do you dare to move? Sit me down and watch it with me! I could only honestly sit and watch an episode with her, and she turned her head and asked me: Are you touched? I broke down at that time, I don't know if she asked whether she was moved or dared to move, there is a wife at home!

6. At dinner at night, my daughter-in-law was nagging again, pointing fingers at me, looking like a family man. Unable to bear it, I threw away my chopsticks and said loudly: You are a female man, can't you be gentle, considerate, and sprinkle me with some pampering? The wife said: "Okay, I'll just spoil, pick up a bottle of something on the table and throw it on my head, and my scalp hurts." I touched it down and looked, oops, wild pepper!

7. The girlfriend who has been in love for four years always says that I am incompetent and works under the hands of others. When I got home today, she said that about me again. I retorted, "I'll have a lot of men in the future, and there are quite a few, and there are hundreds of them under me." She said excitedly: "Have you been promoted, or have you been promoted by another boss?" I replied, "No, I have become the leader of the group, and there are hundreds of people in the group!" Suddenly a pillow flew over me and I heard the words: "Get out, don't come back at night!" ”?

8. On this day, I took the high-speed train to run some errands in other places, and when I was hungry at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, I soaked a bucket of instant noodles to eat. Then, the eldest brother on the other side asked me: Sister, what do you taste? I said: Spicy beef flavor. He patted his instant noodle bucket and said proudly: Let's do this, seafood! I literally said that I was several notches higher than me... I said: Big brother, we are all eating instant noodles, can we not pretend?

9. I bought a large fish tank of one meter and eight meters long on the Internet, raised more than a dozen golden arowanas in it, and two days ago I was going to go on a business trip abroad, so I asked my wife to help feed the fish for a few days. Today my wife called me: Husband, the fish you raised is really beautiful, what kind of species, where to buy it? I replied directly: Don't say those useless, si a few? Wife: Just a gasp...?

10. At night, the rich man and his wife take a walk in the park. Mrs.: You said that our son and daughter-in-law have been married for three years and have never had children, can we still report children in our lifetime? Rich: They don't want to have children, what can they do? Mrs. : I blame you! It's not good to give your son a name, you have to call him Dink, now it's good, it's really Dink! Regal: Alas.

11. The neighbor's aunt introduced me to a person who said that the other party was a flight attendant, and I was happy that I had not slept well all night. The next day we met, and the man was really pretty. But as soon as I opened my mouth, I asked how much income I had, how big the house was, and I said, "Hey, why don't you go to heaven?" Unexpectedly, the flight attendant smiled: "I am on vacation today." ”?

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