1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, still looks charming, or the financial director of a company, there are many single men are admired

1, my wife went abroad, there are two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, looks still charming, is still the financial director of a company, there are many single men who love my mother-in-law and want to pursue her. One day the chairman of our company came up to me and said she was divorced and asked me when I was going to get divorced and she was going to marry me. I cried and laughed and said, my wife and I have a very good relationship, why should I get a divorce? The chairman sighed and said, I know you can't look at me, then I will bury this love in my heart, this burial is so many years! I asked the chairman, is her husband the chairman of another company? In fact, my mother-in-law was the financial director of your ex-husband's company, and since you have divorced him, I think he and my mother-in-law are a good match. The chairman nodded thoughtfully, smiled and said, This is very good, I do have guilt for my husband, if he can be with your mother-in-law, then I will be at ease.

2. My class transferred a transfer student today. After class, I took the initiative to go to the new classmates and almost said: Brother, after our class, we must be careful, our class teacher is a menopausal woman, punish students every day, you must remember not to offend her! The new classmate said awkwardly: It's all right. Me: What I said is true, you don't have to be wrong, you can't eat and walk around if you annoy her! New Classmate: It's okay, she's my mom! I cried and said: Big brother, I was wrong, please don't make a small report with your mother, okay??

3. My aunt was in the room lecturing my cousin, when my uncle went inside to pat himself on the ass. He also poured a cup of coffee for his aunt and said: Daughter-in-law, you are awesome, this bear child is naughty, and it makes you angry. My uncle was muttering and accidentally spilled coffee on my aunt's new dress. The aunt instantly shifted the theme, pointed the spearhead at the uncle, and grabbed the uncle. The cousin ran out, silently closed the study door, shook his head, and said: Sure enough, the bad guy died talking a lot.

4. The relative pointed to my father's clothes and said, "There is a Masarati logo on it, it is very expensive, right?" "In fact, this dress was bought by dad for 30 yuan at the stall. My dad said angrily, "I don't know the price, my son gave it when he bought the car." The relative laughed and asked, "Isn't your son the BYD?" Dad continued to brag: "Masalti is my daughter-in-law driving." "A table full of laughter and a happy atmosphere...

5, want to buy a car to run Didi and rental, yesterday looked at a car, preferential price of 89997 yuan. When I paid, I negotiated with the sales: "I add 3 more yuan, make up enough 90,000 yuan, and issue me a formal invoice, how about it?" The sales were a little confused: "Brother, what do you mean?" Me: "Oh, yes, Didi requires that the price of the car must be no less than 90,000, you are still two pieces away .??

6. In the evening, the mother wrapped the dumplings of pork celery traps, and just wrapped the aunt and came with her uncle. My mother called me to the kitchen and said to me in a very small voice: There are not enough dumplings, you don't have enough food for this person, you will say that your friends will tell you to go out to eat and go outside to deal with a meal! After a while, my mother steamed a cage of dumplings and saw that I was still at home, and she suddenly picked up the mobile phone I had placed on the table and pretended to answer the phone: Hello! He's there, and I'll call him over.

7. The female president who was recently widowed was particularly hard to bring two children alone, and I often went to her house to help repair the water pipe and change the light bulb. My wife was very angry about this and had a big fight with me, and I couldn't help but scold her twice, and she ignored me angrily. In the afternoon she went to pick up her son from school, and I called her: I got out of the house and didn't come back! Don't come to me, live well with your children! After saying that, I hung up the phone and started playing the game. After a while, the son came back: Dad, why are you still here, mom said that you are out of the house, very happy, said to go grocery shopping, ready to celebrate in the evening! I......

8, with my credit card to help my sister-in-law pay back 150,000 yuan of flowers, my wife knew and had a big fight with me. My wife slapped me twice and smashed my glasses to the ground. I may feel that there is no face in the house, and I have been holding back for a long time, staring at my wife viciously, and my face is red. Roar: You lose my glasses!

9, the second generation of the rich drive Bentley to the gas station to refuel, the gas station waiter at first sight love. Since then, the second generation of the rich has to go to the gas station every day to add 50 yuan, and finally chased the girl to the hand. On the wedding day, the celebrant asked who chased who was the first, the groom did not have time to speak the bride said, I chased him, the brother once saw him when he refueled, he liked, and later in order to see him I was able to adjust to my colleagues for more than three months, just so that I could see him! A few buddies in the audience were in an uproar, this is love at first sight between the two sides? Cheers also made a marriage!

10. On Sunday afternoon, ask my girlfriend to accompany me to go shopping for clothes and cosmetics. As a result, when I went down the stairs in the mall, I accidentally broke my foot. A good-looking little brother came over to help me. I was a little nervous, pushed his hand away and said, "No, I can go myself." "Then I limped away on my girlfriend's shoulder. She said, "Sister, you are really single on your own merits. ”

11, the brother opened a pharmacy himself, invited me to be a salesman in the store, the monthly salary of 100,000. After my hard work and lobbying, the buddy store was getting bigger and bigger, and I was promoted to general manager. One day I was idle and playing LOL at home, and as a result, the Yaso I was playing was robbed and killed. When I was angry, there was a life insurance saleswoman who came to sell insurance, and I saw that she was very beautiful and pulled for half a day. In the end, she successfully persuaded her to quit her job and join our store, and also bought a piece of our product.?

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