My sister-in-law's bed was broken, and my wife was just bad at this time, so my sister-in-law came to my house to sleep, and said that the two of them only slept together and didn't do anything else. Every night I was anxious like a monkey. small

My sister-in-law's bed was broken, and my wife was just bad at this time, so my sister-in-law came to my house to sleep, and said that the two of them only slept together and didn't do anything else. Every night I was anxious like a monkey. The sister-in-law was very enthusiastic and took care of all the housework at home. He also went to the bathroom to wash all the dirty clothes and dirty pants. Because there's my panties inside. I'm embarrassed to let my sister-in-law wash it. So when she didn't pay attention, she secretly took out her underwear. Tucked it into the pocket of my clothes. Unexpectedly, the sister-in-law turned around and found it. She said in amazement. I didn't wash it. When I wash it for you, you take it and wipe your mouth, feeling that she thinks I put a handkerchief in my pocket. I cried and laughed. It's all right, I'll wipe my mouth for another day and let you wash it tomorrow.

2. I attended the wedding of my colleagues, the emcee let four guests come on stage to play the game and step on the balloon, the prize is two Chinese, I think of a thousand pieces of prizes, open out, on the stage to fight for the old life, overturned the servants to break their balloons, ugly will not elaborate. When the prize was awarded, a welcome lady brought a tray covered with a red cloth and came up, and I was so excited that my face when I unveiled the red cloth was green. Two soft Chinese toothpaste... toothpaste!

3. Last week, the girlfriend had a fight with her partner, and the girlfriend got the divorce papers in a rage. My girlfriend was angry and asked me to help her fight with her partner! After I went there, I couldn't get up after beating her object! The result was embarrassing, I didn't expect that 3 days ago, the two of them remarried again! Now my girlfriend calls me all day long, thinking that I hurt his object too badly!

4. Ever since my sister-in-law got married, I've been buying things for my mother. My mom was very happy and laughed all day and couldn't keep her mouth shut. She took her sister-in-law's hand and said: Didn't you say the other day that there was a difference of 20,000 yuan to buy a car, mom added it to you, go buy it tomorrow. I also rushed over and took out two thousand yuan from the bag and said to my mother: Mom, I just issued the bonus, tomorrow I will buy you new clothes to go, my mother snatched it from my hand: what clothes to buy, last month you were hospitalized for appendicitis, a few thousand yuan of medicine is still my pad, this when you pay my medicine, the rest will be repaid next year.

5. On the bus, the bus driver asks a young man to give up his seat to the elderly, and the young man gives way. The driver said, "Thank you boy, she's my mother-in-law!" The young man said calmly: "I am voluntary, she is your mother-in-law, can I call her grandma?" The driver was a little puzzled: "Why do you call her Grandma?" The young man's face was wide: "I often ride in your car, I know you, I know that you have a beautiful girl, I have a crush on your girl!" The driver was embarrassed: "Then you are choking enough, my girl can't even look at my father who has a bus, let alone you don't have a car!" ”

6. The cousin is five years old and three thick, and he also has a nine-dragon coffin tattooed on his back. Although he looked like a cruel person, he was particularly afraid of needles. When I was sick that time, I went to the clinic for an injection, and the new nurse pulled out the needle that had been stuck in the back of her hand and planned to re-insert it. The cousin was frightened and hurriedly used his other hand to block: "Forget it, I will only get one injection today." Miss Nurse smiled and said, "Don't worry, this second shot is free." ”

7. The father-in-law's family was demolished, so he bought a BMW Maybach in full. In the morning, the old man was about to drive out, only to see his brother-in-law scraping his car with stones, and a group of people next to him pointing. The old man was angry and said, "Hey, if you scratch the car, you have to pay for it, whose child you are so ignorant!" The mother-in-law asked in a low voice, "That is obviously our son, why do you pretend not to know?" The old man said, "Little voice, if you admit that it is our children, it is not to admit that my godson has no way!" ”

8. Today I take the Goddess Beach to play. After playing, we both said goodbye to each other. I hadn't even taken a few steps when I heard the goddess shout, "Beware of the liver!" My heart trembled, and I immediately turned back: "What did you just call me?" Goddess: "Beware of the liver!" "I just said yes, and I ended up with a telephone pole. Goddess: "Make you careful with the rod, you don't listen!" ”

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