My girlfriend picked me up from work in an electric car, and rode very fast on the road. Three seconds before the intersection was a red light, she rushed over, and I said: You ride so fast, looking for death! Girlfriend: It's okay, I'm not afraid,

My girlfriend picked me up from work in an electric car, and rode very fast on the road. Three seconds before the intersection was a red light, she rushed over, and I said: You ride so fast, looking for death! Girlfriend: It's okay, I'm not afraid, I have two lives! Me: Why don't you say you have nine lives! Girlfriend: If you have too many lives, you can't eat it, just two! Me: Why not two? Girlfriend: You one! I'm one! I was speechless...