Fighting landlord is a kind of poker game on the Internet, very popular, two hits one, one receives two, the risks and interests are equal, young and old, people are happy to do it.
I don't know who invented it, I don't know why, I always feel that the word "fighting landlord" seems to have some political overtones, why fight? People have land and money, are you in a hurry?
Maybe the landlord is a high-class, people with financial management and management capabilities, much better than those who do not seek to be self-motivated, or hooligans, after years of hard struggle and struggle, finally mixed with the appearance of people, can live a peaceful and stable life, people are safe and keep to themselves, do not harm others, why fight others?
However, the rules of the landlord of poker are transparent, and the choice of ingredients and positions is completely voluntary, depending on the card you hold, or the local lord, and reap two parts; or when the poor peasant, unite with the other side to suppress and hinder the overthrow of the landlord.
I recently "fighting landlords" more, mainly in Taobao, it began to mobilize you to join, send Taole beans and game diamonds, full of enthusiasm is difficult to refuse, and Taole beans and so-called diamonds are constantly giving, why not enjoy it?
Later, I found out that these games, these Taole bean diamonds and other game coins and coins, are all fishing bait, want to catch the old, lead the king into the urn, just take the bait, do not blame the past, and the comers do not refuse. Once you don't have enough Taole beans, exchange your gold coins for it, shop for game currency, and tempt you with ten thousand ways.
Our country's network companies have no bottom line, hollow out the last penny in your pocket, your blood, is their lipstick, no shame, righteousness.
There are more tragedies in online games, the bosses cut leeks fiercely, round after round of stubble, and the inputs are still in the footsteps.
I know the Tao inside, the literati see more things, and may also find some things outside the wall, and the eyes and mind are blocked less.
Based on the so-called self-confidence, with an entertainment mentality, moths to put out fires, I also joined the army of landlords on the Internet.
Those days I was not white or black, the landlord was dark, the next afternoon I got up for breakfast, I attended the party in the evening, my eyes were dark, and someone at the wine table asked, what is going on, some of them are sluggish?
Am I talking about playing with the landlord? It seems that some of them can't get on the table, children's games, right?
Played so many bucket landlords, feel a lot.
I found that the cards assigned by the landlord were often surprised at the beginning, and it was easy to do it, a large number of taole beans, the entry of the account was loud, the numbers were banging upwards, and the heart was jumping and ecstatic.
Soon it will not work, you are assigned to the cards in your hand by the computer, scattered, whether to be a landlord, left and right, betting nervously.
We have long known and are familiar with the landlord of fighting, before playing poker "run fast", and this rule is similar, will not lose too badly, right?
Every time the cards are finished, when the local owner spends a lot of brains, benefits and risks, income and pay, luck and chance, you have to almost calculate it, and I just abstract thinking is not a strong point, fun and fight luck of the ingredients are more, play it, real money and silver have been spelled, not to mention the virtual gold coin silver coin?
Sometimes some rash landlords, especially a long dragon full of cards, is missing two in the middle, if in the three cards given, it is too perfect. The result is often backfire.
The time to play the landlord passed quickly, and at the end of the game, between the regrets and regrets and the excitement, he clicked on the "continue".
Sometimes I don't realize that the sky is about to dawn, my eyes are astringent, but my brain is excited.
Alas, knowing that it is not cost-effective, a moment of conversation is juvenile madness, all night long, delaying the right thing, often regretting it.
But after a little leisure, the hand itched and opened again, and with the music in the drip, the cards were divided and entered again.
Computer distribution cards are often unbelievable, you get a hand of cards, a look at the fun, rare ah, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, not only want the landlord, but also double, and then double, this is the bag to take ah, the stove king reached out - steady melon.
It's really not as good as heaven, you finally think that the handle is grasped, of course, it is still not OK, the other party is also several bombs, and when you open the bow left and right of the bomb in your hand, thinking that you are dashing to the extreme, people finally have a bomb, which suddenly blows you up to the point of crying daddy and shouting mother.
Obediently surrender.
But the human factor sometimes works, you calculate carefully, deliberately, and finally see the results.
There are also examples of the opposite, a little careless, by the other side to exploit the hole, we have a good hand of cards, the result is a defeat, remorse.
Maybe fate is the same, there is a chance that you can't grasp it, hesitate, and finally destroy the great rivers and mountains; sometimes you tremble and tremble, sober and rational, decide to strike a blow, turn defeat into victory, and subjective efforts to see results.
However, the water in the game is very deep, and it is also very dark inside, and there are rivers and lakes everywhere.
Many times people are not as good as the heavens, it can be said that the organs are too clever, but they have mistaken Qingqing's life; sometimes you "lie flat", but when the time comes, the other party just happens to call your best Shunzi, you have to come without any effort, as if opening the gate of Alibaba's cave, gold and silver treasures rolling in.
The computer distributes playing cards, from time to time makes me think of the birth and environment of people, birth is of course the first, just like the cards issued to you in the dark, for no reason, the result is that you have the golden key, the British nobles luxury manor butlers and servants are countless; others are ragged, and the starting line is of course very far away.
By default, most people bend their knees and obey, resulting in a solidification of the class, generations of children succeeding, and the arrogance of the superior makes it commonplace.
The landlord is a little different, it can change the combination, play a bad hand of cards with sound and color, and turn decay into magic.
Although you were born noble, but you can't stand the way of the people at the bottom to play the cards, hold hands to fight with the enemy, attack the west with the sound of the east, surround the point to help, encircle Wei to save Zhao, and finally win the strong with the weak.
The list goes on and on.
Is the landlord of the fighting land somewhat similar to the fate of man, coinciding with each other, and never departing from his origins?
Computer cards, you call not called landlords, plus or not doubled, specific to whether you want to play cards, what cards, the computer can be managed for you, it is self-righteous, you should be busy with what to go, it will naturally be according to the size of the cards, in turn. I once because of answering the phone, the computer will automatically give me cards, but the computer is also a brain-dead computer, obviously there is only one card left, the result is that it has a pair in its hand, three belts and one, but stupidly did not pull a few out of a small single card!
There is no more obviously despicable and filthy betrayer than this.
You have no choice, you can't cry and laugh.
There are more bullying, I often encounter, the mobile phone page suddenly fails, what key you press does not work, obviously you have a good card in your hand, I clicked "super double", the result of the mobile phone page did not respond, how to press no response, or drag to the automatic reply "do not double".
Why do they automatically reply "not doubled"? It is not certain, if you have more gold coins in your hand, the other party can win you to cure you, then your doubling or super doubling, will be very natural and smooth point.
Faced with the problem of not doubling, I am in a hurry, I lost a large number of gold coins before, just before the opportunity of a thousand years, lost?
There is no way, it is just to watch you watch, in broad daylight you are deceived, by Sun Wukong cast a fixed law, unable to move, they are a group of demons and ghosts long drive straight in, as if the dictator sinisterly laughed, Oh, no matter how great you are, it is not as big as I have the final say.
Sometimes the other party's timing hourglass turned around, early timeout, do not know why the card face has no response, after a while, suddenly show that the game is over, how my cards came out, I don't know, anyway, the gold coin has been deducted.
Typical brain-dead software, silly, or deliberate, pit deception.
But you are in the jurisdiction of others, there is nothing you can do.
In the face of inexplicable circumstances, I, like Joseph K in Kafka's trial and the land surveyor in the castle, had no choice but to be slaughtered.
I thought of the willful right, under their system, we ordinary people are a family of arbitrary slaughter, they can arbitrarily die, pretend to be deaf and dumb, or secretly interfere, arbitrarily, you nag or argue and be banned. Even if it's a very easy game, they let you know how powerful it is.
Of course, the "fighting landlord" needs cooperation, especially the poor and lower middle peasant side, but I often encounter "pig teammates", you are not easy to win, your teammates may be eager to win, or eager to succeed, or think that he is more powerful, pounce on you.
I found that pig teammates are mostly ladies, their intelligence is indeed a problem, two people to avoid weaknesses, pig teammates often raise shorts to avoid long, you do not eat anything, she will do something, do not remember cards, inadvertently dug a pit for their own people, cranes and clams compete with each other to win.
I am also served, repeatedly victimized by my own people, have money not to earn, masochism ah?
There are also many "god teammates", most of the men, sending out the character "Our cooperation, absolutely!"
When encountering the "God Assist", he will understand the spirit, smile, and drag down the landlord who is rich and arrogant!
I also often encounter grumpy people who have just finished scoring their cards, "Don't rub it, get out of the card!" Oops, my brother!" Barrage over and over again. The most terrible thing is to throw tomatoes in the other person's face, throw slippers, and smash the face. The images on the Internet are not real people, just like that, I also feel insulting, especially some beautiful women, grumpy and unbelievable, who do not agree with each other, where there is a lady or gentleman's style. The smashed red tomatoes were bloodied on the face.
This society, the anger to this point? Isn't it just a fun thing, it's terrible.
Later, I turned off the prop function, and I couldn't see it and wasn't bothered.
Fighting landlords have skills, such as falling into a well, throwing out bombs that should not be blown up, increasing the number of scores, having to look forward to Shu Ma, the icing on the cake, anyway, the overall situation has been decided; on the contrary, the bombs in their hands, some of them resolutely do not throw them, if the concentration is insufficient, the opportunity is not properly grasped, it is to aid and abett, which is equivalent to smashing a hammer on their own head and throwing the wallet in their pockets to others.
There is also the intention of hiding, you are a big smooth, do not necessarily shake out first, otherwise the remaining cards are clear at a glance. At this time, you can not move, the extra cards embedded in the straight out, the other party sees a lot of cards in your hand, may not necessarily block with all your might, the time is ripe, you do not move to throw out a large string of tractors, the other party has been dismantled, helpless to spend, late to start, regret. The officialdom and the muffled riches are well versed in this way.
After writing this article, I uninstalled the game of "Fighting Landlord", I remember when I was young, I played soviet Rus' squares, but also did not know the white of the East, I know that I am a fun and unsteady person, easy to grasp the game can not be addicted to extricate myself, playthings are like drug addiction, let's do it ourselves, stay away from it.
Author: Du Di, real name Song Wenhua, senior media person, former chief editor of Qingdao Television Station.