"Do you guys play with your phone?"
"Don't play."
"Is he doing well?"
"Okay."
"Look, people just don't play mobile phones to get good grades, are you still interested in playing?"
"Do you play with your phone at the same table?"
"Play."
"Not good."
"Look, he just plays with his mobile phone a lot to get bad grades, you can't play."
Mom's logic came down, listening to nothing wrong, but it seemed that there was something wrong. However, before you can figure out a reason, you are already caught in the "law of cause and effect".
It seems that the mother brings her own buff, saying that there is nothing wrong with it, telling you to play less mobile phones, where there are so many whys. The same world and the same mother, the unified "god logic" of the whole country. After such buff became a buzzword, it was also applied to all aspects of life outside the game...
1. Grow vegetable genes
Is there a people in this world who love to grow vegetables more than we do?
Whether it is the "three-foot balcony" at home or the base for construction, vegetables have been planted, and even when Chang'e 5 returned with lunar specialties, the first unboxed evaluation of the lunar soil was announced, and there was no way to grow vegetables without organic matter! Many Chinese netizens heard the news and said that the moon was mostly wasted.
2. The mysterious concept of consumption
Contemporary young people, bar bungee, spend thousands of dollars a night, it doesn't matter. However, a month of more than ten yuan, a year of hundreds of members "in, there are tencent members / iQiyi members / Youku members, lend me."
The same is true for the elderly who rise to the middle age. Vegetable market to buy meat 35 yuan a pound, oh open too expensive too expensive, now discount promotion 33.88 yuan a pound, everyone come to buy.
3. Make up the number to find change
When electronic payment was not yet emerging, we often encountered such a situation with cash, bought 16 yuan of things, gave 21 yuan to the cashier, and finally got a 5 yuan.
This way of finding change, which we have been accustomed to since childhood, is indeed incomprehensible in the eyes of many crooked nuts, and even prone to misunderstanding on some occasions.
4. The rapid pursuit of unification
National unified mother, national unified father, national unified child: Dad, what about my mother?
National unified teacher: "The whole building is the most chaotic in our class" "You are the worst I have ever brought"
The national unification and affairs guys: "Big New Year's Day", "Big Cold Day", "Most of the Night", "He's still a child", "What a big deal".
National uniform licking: lick the lid after eating yogurt, lick the bottle after pouring sesame oil, lick the stick after eating ice cream, lick fingers after eating spicy strips.
5. Universal hot water
In addition to growing vegetables, the characteristic buff of "drinking hot water" has always been blessed on us, and in this life, whether men, women and children, have not heard the phrase "drink more hot water" life is incomplete.
Some friends even said that "hot water is Chinese dopamine that cannot be quit in the depths of the soul."
6. Save plastic bags
Plastic bags to go to the supermarket to buy things, hold them
Buy clothes in bags, save
Buy cartons of milk and hold them
……
A bag box that can store everything
When it comes to us, there is only one outcome
Save (Inner OS: Maybe it will be useful later)
7. Master of dialectics
Hero Saves beauty (handsome): no way to repay, with a promise of life;
Hero Saves Beauty (Ugly): Great kindness, in the next life to be a cow and a horse.
To rebel: the prince will be xiang, Ning has a kind of hu;
When the good people: the gentleman's Zee, the fifth and the beheading.
Surrender: Good birds choose trees to roost;
Do not surrender: Loyal subjects do not do two lords.
The poor shelve the controversy, and the da is since ancient times.
Some netizens said that "this is the unique racial buff of the Chinese", I think yes, the daily behavior that is used to it, the unique Chinese way of dealing with problems is the embodiment of Chinese rushing to the beautiful.
Just like young people "break away" without being soft, but always can't help but pack clean plastic bags and put them away, life is walking on the road to pick up plastic bags, there will always be a plastic bag suitable for themselves.
The Chinese nation has created a brilliant and splendid Chinese civilization, forged ahead in the long river of history of Haohao Tangtang, the world is full of ups and downs, the vicissitudes of the sea, and the long historical evolution has formed a unique "buff".
It may feel incredible in front of foreigners, but there is Chinese unique feeling, these buffs belong to the romance of Chinese, not only for relatives, lovers, traditional culture and even the country, but also have their own unique way, as long as I can embrace the world, even if the clumsiness of the embrace has nothing to do with it.
I think: Chinese itself is a characteristic, hard work, intelligence, dedication, thrift, diligence, pragmatism, hard work is a valuable quality of Chinese, strong spirit of learning and innovation makes China catch up with the latecomers; super toughness and adaptability make Chinese overcome difficulties again and again...
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