It wasn't until Zhao Dafeng finished speaking that he walked far away, and the neighbors stayed where they were. You look at me with a rice bowl, and I see that you are still confused. It was Zhao Da who broke the calm first, and while stuffing rice into his mouth, he suspiciously pulled down Jing Laosan, who was also cooking next to him, and asked him in confusion, "Does Zhao Dafeng have any relatives in her family who can be considered ming?" Why haven't you heard of it before? It's been a few years since you two lived, do you know this person? Jing Laosan swallowed the food in his mouth, and then turned around and looked at the loss friend with a speechless face, and the white eyes were about to turn to the sky.
"Zhao Da, I found out that you are more and more roundabout as you live? Talking is getting more and more blind, which pot you don't open, which pot you mention. It's been too much of a teenager for me and her, why don't you put me and her together at every turn! Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose their shortcomings when scolding. When I met her in my life, I did a foolish thing. Why do you still bury people when you think about it! After he said this, everyone was amused, and he joked that he said, Haven't you Jing Laosan always compared yourself to the reincarnation of Zhuge ?
That guy, no matter what happens to anyone and everyone will let you calculate and understand. Why don't you stop admitting that you've done foolish things this time? Jing Laosan responded while cooking and resigned himself to his fate, "As long as you are a layman, how can you have a time when you don't make mistakes, knowing your mistakes can improve a lot, and admitting that you have made mistakes, so what's the point?" Knowing that it is wrong and still obsessed, one way to the black without hitting the south wall and not looking back, then it is called hopeless! So I'm a serious prodigal son! It's like that Zhao Dafeng, who still hasn't grown at all when he's old. ”
"Just grow old and don't have a long brain, and treat yourself as a joke to others. Just this stupid thing, you don't want to talk about me and her anymore. Nainai's, and she was paid attention to, and I felt that I was cheap, and I was lowered for no reason, and I was a smart person! After trying to draw a clear line between himself and Zhao Dafeng, Jing Laosan got down to business and answered Zhao Dafeng's question. After spending a few years with her, I really haven't heard of the old Zhao family having such relatives. I know the relatives on her father's side, and the old people are gone one after another, and the rest of the generation is not moving around. ”
"Her mother fled here back then, and she didn't have any relatives. There is only one uncle left, and the year before last, I still remember that they all went to Dagen when I was doing errands. People have a few children, and they are all a little capable. I've heard the goddess talk about it, maybe I don't want to deal with their poor relatives, since the old man is gone, even if I meet people on the street, I don't know them. If you calculate it this way, where can she still have relatives? "Everyone said a word to me again, and then denied the possibility that it might be a relative of the Lao Jiang family.
Because the Lao Jiang family and the Lao Qiao family live not far away, who has a little relative for so many years, the villagers don't say that the door is clear, but at least they can have a general understanding. The people who eat melons have discussed that it is time to go home and sleep, but they still haven't analyzed where the "president" is a relative. In the end, Mrs. Yang, who went to the town to buy medicine for her daughter-in-law and came back, overheard their discussion when passing by the crowd, and casually pointed out the problem that everyone had been struggling with. "Hey, that's all you have been fighting about until now? What Zhao Dafeng said can you also take seriously? That's what she's talking to in the west end of the village, and you're going to have to go east to listen. ”
"Don't think about it, just like her, which reliable normal relative can take care of it? If you want me to see this, maybe where did I meet the half-hanger, who runs outside all the year round or eats exclusively by mouth, it's not easy to fool her? As far as she doesn't have a long memory, and she can't hide her words when she runs the train with her mouth, she must have been fooled into a few words to explain all the old things. Who is there no one in this world? The opportunity to take advantage of the door is sent to the door, can this group of things who rely on pit abduction and deception to eat still be able to seize it quickly? She didn't know how to fool people, so she directly led people to the house. ”
"If she is the kind of person who knows how to understand things, I think for the sake of my old lady, I can go over and remind her a little. But if she does this with me for years and months, let's pull it down. More is better than less, she is busy and saves every day to go back to her parents' house and I have nothing to do. Besides, each family has its own life, and if you are old, you will not be able to grow your mind. Even if she is deceived, she can only blame herself for being blind and blind. ”
After Mrs. Yang finished speaking, she kindly reminded the neighbors that whether it was Lao Jiang's family or Zhao Dafeng's affairs, try not to get involved. Otherwise, if there is something wrong at that time, they will not be able to make a mistake. After listening to this, everyone rushed to say that no one needed to remind them of this. Unless they also have the same brains as Zhao Dafeng, they can do things that take the initiative to cause trouble. It's been so many years, even if Mrs. Yang doesn't mention it, they know what kind of difficult characters the ancestor and her mother-in-law are!
With Mrs. Yang's analysis, coupled with the melon-eating masses getting together, the collective studied carefully, and finally came to a conclusion about the new round of big melons in the Lao Jiang family before going back to their respective homes to sleep. If you can, you don't care, if you can, you won't stick it! In addition to traveling lightly and preparing to watch the excitement, the rest of the hearts that shouldn't be are not! They all live in neighborhoods, although everyone is also worried that the people in their own village will be deceived. But kindness has to be used in the right place! You have to find the right person who deserves help!
After the gossip committee came to a conclusion on this matter, the following days never wondered where Zhao Dafeng brought back this relative. Instead, he bracked his ears every day, raised his neck and always looked in the direction of Lao Jiang's house, paying attention to the movements over there every minute and every second. I don't know what method Zhao Dafeng used, except for Jiang Gui, he successfully persuaded everyone in the Lao Jiang family to leave her, the "president" relative, to live. Of course, there are few people in this house, and Jiang Gui resolutely opposes the sudden parachuting of an old man to stay in his home.
Lao Jiangtou was paralyzed on the kang at this time, and he still couldn't control the situation of feces and urine, and it was estimated that even if he understood that there were opposing thoughts in his brain, he would not be able to successfully express them and stop people from staying. There is only one Mrs. Lao Jiang left, in the words of the neighbors, that is, a heartless eye on par with Zhao Dafeng, pointing to her to see the essence of things through the surface, which can basically be regarded as a fantasy. An old defect was repeatedly brainwashed by such a small defect as Zhao Dafeng, and it was not surprising that he was convinced.
Since this relative was brought home by Zhao Dafeng, the gate of Lao Jiang's house has unconsciously become the most popular check-in place in the east gate. Every day, as long as everyone is not busy, they will spontaneously form groups to come over and find a place to sit. On the surface, it is said that the trees in front of his house are cool, but in fact, when he is chatting, his eyes are secretly looking into the house, observing the latest battle situation of several ruthless people at any time. It is not an exaggeration to say that the war situation is not exaggerated, because since the "president" set up camp in Lao Jiang's house, their family has not stopped.
Grandma Zhou and Silly Zhuzi and his mother were snorting melon seeds, and at the same time, they had no scruples about popularizing science with their neighbors, and saw all kinds of strange things about the Lao Jiang family with their own eyes. To say that Zhao Dafeng is really attentive to this guest, who is usually too lazy to bring a body of meat, since this relative came, he got up early every day to cook on the fire. After doing it, I urged me to get up again and again, and after the people finished eating and ran forward, I took out the dirty clothes of the people and washed them. Then I went to the point and continued to cook, and I went to the commissary again and again, and I tossed back and forth with wine and peanuts, and pork head meat.
From here, it can be seen that since the arrival of her relatives, her food has been quite good. Even before going to bed at night, even the foot washing water is brought to me personally! If she doesn't help wipe her feet clean, she won't stop watching people lie down! Seeing that the sky is getting hot, everyone opens the door and opens the window day and night, and Zhao Dafeng's voice is already loud. And the mentality is quite good, not afraid of embarrassment and not afraid of neighbors hearing it. So even if the stupid pillar and his mother and Grandma Zhou didn't want to listen to Zhao Dafeng's various whiskers and horses, they could only passively accept it.
Fortunately, after the two sisters found that they couldn't change it, they both learned to persuade themselves to watch the excitement. Seeing his daughter-in-law serving other old men like this, Jiang Gui was of course not happy. I don't go out to wander around every day, so I look at home with a big face. All kinds of find fault with Zhao Dafeng, scolding her for a while that she won't live and run to the commissary every day, and she is not afraid of death if she is peanuts and pig's head meat! After a while, she scolded her for not knowing how to stumble, and she led the family when she met an old man, she was not ashamed of herself, and she was afraid that the neighbors would pay attention to it!
Although these words are obviously scolding Zhao Dafeng, they can be heard with a little brain, which means that Sang scolded Huai for the "president". If you have a little eyesight, and see that the two of them are quarreling because of themselves, why don't you hurry up and pack up your things and leave? To say that the kind of people who rely on their cheeks to eat, their psychological quality is not ordinarily strong. Seeing that he didn't eat oil and salt, he pretended not to hear no matter what he scolded. Later, Jiang Gui simply pointed at his nose to drive people away, even if this is the case, the "president" can still do not change his face and heartbeat. The angry man said that he was invited by Sister Feng!
is not his Jiang Gui's guest, so whether he goes or stays, it will not be Jiang Gui's turn! In the face of such a blatant provocation, Jiang Gui was directly anxious. The two big men don't let anyone, you say a word and I talk and fight together. Silly Zhuzi's mother couldn't help laughing when she said this, saying that when she climbed up the wall, she happened to see Jiang Gui's pants knocked off! Let the ming photo scratch several marks on the buttocks! Mrs. Jiang and Zhao Dafeng played a desperate fight, and finally pulled the two apart.
Jiang Gui cried and complained to Mrs. Jiang, how could even she unite with outsiders to deal with herself! Mrs. Jiang hated that iron could not be made of steel, so she gave him an education in the hospital, saying that the "president" was a person with real skills! This time I came here to help them make their wishes come true! If it weren't for the sake of being a little related to Dafeng, even if you didn't invite someone to come! Jiang Gui, as the head of the family, not only did he not entertain well, but he also thought about stirring up trouble! If you do this again, get out of Lao Jiang's house! It's a big deal to go back to his parents' house and have a nephew without him, and keep it for her in the future!
It's also a shame to be half dead by his dragging thing every day! Jiang Gui, who was a handful of years, saw his mother looking at outsiders so indiscriminately, and he was so angry that he burst into tears. Chop your feet hard and let out the words, this family has him without me, with me without him! Then he lost his temper, and after going back to the house and packing up his things, he cheekily went to the town to temporarily join his relatives. When will he go away with this pretending to be a ghost, and when will he come back! As soon as the people who could suppress something left, Lao Jiang's family directly became Zhao Dafeng's world.
All kinds of bottomless flattery to relatives, and there is no scruples. After eating and drinking well at Lao Jiang's house for more than half a month, the "president" finally remembered to help his family do something serious. As soon as he let go, Mrs. Lao Jiang immediately went back to her parents' house, and it didn't take long to go back and forth, so he brought Mrs. Lao Qiao and Qin Guihua over. Not long after entering the house, I heard the dancing scum singing and shouting. Grandma Zhou and Silly Zhuzi heard the movement, and collectively climbed up the wall and looked at each other. After the two sisters discussed, they really couldn't resist the attraction of gossip.
For the time being, they forgot about the diaphragm of Lao Jiang's family, and jumped off the wall together in unison. Then they snuck under the window and looked up into the house. This glance made the two of them even more confused, and Grandma Zhou was sure without doubt that the scene in the house at this time was not only them, but any normal person who came to see it was confused. The "president" in the house looked like a dog for himself, dressed like that, and held a small stick in his hand for gestures. It's just that he pointed the stick at the object, which made the sisters feel quite confused, and after they were stunned, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and steal fun.
The "president" at this time is the ass of Qin Guihua and Bai Huahua! She held her stomach and pouted in front, and Mrs. Jiang and Zhao Dafeng were probably afraid that she would fall, so they hugged her left and right. Mrs. Qiao sat on the kang coaxing and leisurely watched the operation of the "president". The "president" didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, and he was holding a stick and gesturing at Qin Guihua's ass while chattering! I don't know how long it took, seeing that Qin Guihua's cat was almost unable to stand up, so she pretended to take out a stick of incense and lit it, and then turned around her ass after ordering!
Qin Guihua didn't know what to eat in the morning, but she still relaxed when she heard the "president" say that she was done. It's been good before, but by the end of the day, her farts are over one after another. The two sisters outside the window, just listening to Qin Guihua's collapse and farting all the time, it was quite brittle! The "president" was holding incense behind her buttocks, and as soon as Qin Guihua farted the "president", she covered her nose, and the rising smoke was also blown in a straight direction. I don't know if it's because he can't bear it anymore, or if he should be done with this set, and he will hide away before the incense is completely burned "President".
Then he pretended to be calm and said, "Fa I'm done, and the good news that you are waiting for your granddaughter to become a grandson is." The ugly things come first, and I can only guarantee that I have nothing wrong with the operation. If you don't do what I say, don't come to me if something goes wrong. After finishing speaking, he glanced at Qin Guihua with a look of disgust, and muttered a complaint, "How can a woman's family be so ungentle!" Forget about farting! And one after the other endlessly! It stinks again! If the old man hadn't had Xian Qi to protect his body, he would have almost fainted by you! ”
After hearing what he said, the two sisters hiding under the window couldn't help it, and simply laughed without covering their mouths. When the people in the house heard the movement, they were startled and looked at the window collectively, the "president" was muttering rudeness, and at the same time scolded Zhao Dafeng, my sister is very tired after a fa incident, can you go and add two more eggs to my next bowl of noodles? Zhao Dafeng heard the order, of course, and hurriedly did it, glared at Grandma Zhou and the stupid pillar and his mother, and walked to the chicken coop in the courtyard.
Grandma Zhou smiled and said, "Oh, you said we were vulgar, I thought you didn't eat fireworks in the world!" What eggs do you eat since you're angry? The "president" rolled his eyes at her, dropped a sentence that rotten wood could not be carved, and went to find Sister Feng. Grandma Zhou rarely persuaded Mrs. Jiang kindly, "It's not that I'm talkative, it's all the neighbors who live there." Let me warn you, this man is not like that! What did you promise to do for you? But you have to have a few more eyes, don't be fooled. ”
may feel that her wish has come true, Mrs. Jiang looked in a pretty good mood at that moment, not only did she forget to drive these two people out who she usually hated and didn't dare to provoke, but she also smiled and started a family routine with them. "Thank you for your kindness in advance, I have asked my daughter-in-law clearly, this relative of her family is a capable person! I have real skills in the aspect of thinking and seeing things, and I am also proficient in doing fa! If it weren't for Dafeng and his relatives, our family wouldn't have been able to invite them! Do you think that if he didn't have some ability, would he be able to become the president of the county Ming Association? Can I turn the girl in my nephew's daughter-in-law's belly into a boy this time, but it depends on people to go out of the mountain in person this time! ”
Silly Zhuzi's mother asked in disbelief, "My God! Do you believe that this is impossible? Aunt Jiang, I heard Uncle Jiang say in the past that you have also studied in private school for a year, no matter how much you learn, you can be regarded as a person who can read a few words, right? Why is this not as good as me, who can't read big characters! It's obviously a nonsense that fools people, and Dafeng believes it if he doesn't have a brain. Why can't you figure it out? I am a neighbor and kindly reminds you, don't end up with a bamboo basket to draw water, and it will be a joke if you are deceived and spread out. ”
"What if someone reports you to the town again, saying that you engage in feudal superstition?" When Mrs. Jiang heard this, her face suddenly pulled down. Without saying a word, he began to push the sisters out, saying that they just couldn't see their own good! Look at her to hug her grandson! So here's the yin and yang weird diaphragm! Silly Zhuzi's mother rolled her eyes, and said simply while pulling her hand away, "Well, just let me be nosy!" There is not a single hair left in your family, what does it have to do with me? I'm not going to stop your family from getting better. ”
There is an invincible loudspeaker of the stupid pillar and his mother, and the relatives of Zhao Dafeng's family let Qin Guihua pout her bare buttocks, and before she finished eating a popsicle, it passed from the head of the village to the end of the village. This ridiculous thing almost didn't stimulate the old lady Liu, who had already lost his language function and had been paralyzed in the kang for more than 20 years, when he almost didn't give the half of his body in the west of the village! His daughter-in-law looked at the old man who had not reacted all the year round, and when she heard her talking about it with others, her eyes opened suddenly, and she gestured with her two hands.
His daughter-in-law immediately asked with a clear face, "Dad, do you think this thing is too outrageous?" After listening to his daughter-in-law's words, the old man immediately nodded with a smile on his face. Everyone sighed that Zhao Dafeng's ancestor thought of a trick, and he almost stimulated the paralysis! While praising her as a capable person, they also stretched their necks and waited to see how this farce would end. Under the exaggerated propaganda of the fast-mouthed Zhao Dafeng, there are really some people who are as brainless as her, and they found Lao Jiang's family and asked the "president" to go out of the mountain to help them achieve their wishes.
During that time, the "president" was not so beautiful, just watched Zhao Dafeng walk with the wind. In a blink of an eye, it was the day of Qin Gui's peanut flowers, and Mrs. Lao Jiang took people to her house a few days in advance, looking forward to seeing her great-grandson as soon as possible. On the day that Qin Gui gave birth to a child, except for the female dog who had just aborted at the entrance of the village, who was still recuperating in the nest, almost all the panting in the village came out, and they all gathered near Lao Jiang's house, just waiting to see what kind of ...... Qin Guihua could give birth.