A short story
Uncle Zhang has recently become famous in the community and has become a proper "topic king", who makes him always love to talk to people about those strange topics that can make people laugh and cry!
No, on this day, Uncle Zhang opened up a conversation with a group of old guys on a bench in the community garden.
"Tell me, a while ago, the old king of our community felt that he was not feeling strong, so he went into the hospital for treatment by himself.
As a result, after a few days of treatment in the hospital, the person was gone. Are you cured or dead? ”
Uncle Zhang asked with a serious face and a little confusion.
When Uncle Li heard this, he immediately answered: "Lao Zhang, your question is too funny!" People are gone, can this still be called a cure? ”
Uncle Zhao shook his head with a smile: "You can't say that, maybe the doctor has driven away his illness in the past few months, but Lao Wang's body is too uncompetitive and he hasn't survived the recovery for a while!" ”
When everyone heard this, they leaned back and laughed.
Uncle Sun said with a smile: "In my opinion, the hospital is like a fierce battlefield, the doctor is a brave warrior, and the disease is a cunning enemy.
Sometimes the warrior knocks the enemy away, but the wounded fall down due to their own physical strength, can this blame the warrior for not being able to do it? ”
Uncle Zhang's eyes widened, like a copper bell: "What you said is too mysterious, according to what you say, won't the hospital become a dangerous place?" ”
At this time, Uncle Zhou, who usually doesn't like to be silent, opened his mouth slowly: "Lao Zhang, this treatment is the same as repairing a machine."
When I was sent to the hospital, the machine parts were broken, and the doctor worked hard to repair and repair, and the other parts in the process of repair were worn out badly, and finally the whole machine collapsed, can you say that the doctor did not repair it? ”
After listening to Uncle Zhou's words, everyone laughed even more.
Uncle Zhang scratched his head and said thoughtfully: "According to what you say, why does this treatment and saving people feel like hitting a big luck, if you are lucky, you will live, and if you are unlucky, you will be finished?" ”
Uncle Liu patted Uncle Zhang's shoulder and said with a smile: "Lao Zhang, don't talk nonsense, the doctors do their best, but sometimes this disease is too stubborn, and the body is too fragile, no one can pack a ticket!" ”
Uncle Wang happily interjected: "Lao Zhang, then if you are sick, will you go to the hospital?" ”
Uncle Zhang pouted: "Hmph, go!" What if I'm lucky enough to meet a miracle doctor who revives me! ”
Everyone laughed non-stop, and then Uncle Li gasped and said, "Lao Zhang, your idea really makes me laugh so much that my stomach hurts, you just count on the divine doctor to fall from the sky!" ”
Uncle Zhang replied unconvinced: "What's wrong? There is always some hope in life, what if there is? ”
There was another burst of laughter, and laughter echoed in the community garden.
After laughing, Uncle Zhang sighed: "Hey, no matter what you say, we have to take good care of our old bones, less trouble for the hospital, and less for ourselves to suffer!" Everyone nodded in agreement.
Since then, Uncle Zhang's whimsical words have continued, bringing many happy times to the old guys in the community.
顺口溜
Lao Zhang's speech is really wonderful, and it has led to a lot of topics. Lao Wang ran to the hospital, and in the end no one was noisy. Some people say that it is not cured, and some people think that the disease has disappeared. Grandpa said that it was like a war and a demon, and Lao Zhang glared and said that it was mysterious. Zhou Ye hasn't put the words on the table yet, and everyone's argument is really lively. The hospital is supposed to be a nest to save people, so don't make a fool of yourself when you have an accident. Life is unpredictable, and a healthy life is the treasure. Let's laugh and don't worry, happy days are coming.
epilogue
Uncle Zhou opened his mouth slowly: "Lao Zhang, birth, old age, sickness and death are common things. Although the hospital does not guarantee that it will cure everyone, it still gives everyone hope and effort.
Let's look at this matter, we have to be objective and grateful. There is no absolute conclusion in the world, let's not always argue here, cherish the good times of the moment, and live our own lives is true! ”
Everyone nodded thoughtfully.
#头条创作挑战赛##老年人情感生活##幽默风趣搞笑#
Tips: The picture comes from the Internet, if it is infringing, please inform, delete it immediately, and apologize.