1. My house lives next door to Lao Li, who is very rich and famous! One night, in the early hours of the morning, a masked man sneaked into Lao Li's house, ready to drop by and go back. After a meal, the masked man knocked Lao Li unconscious and swept away his belongings, and was about to escape. At this time, a woman's voice came from the bathroom: "Honey, I'm done, come in." The man suddenly had evil thoughts and wanted to rush into the bathroom to find out, in a vain attempt to gain both money and money. However, when the masked man pushed open the bathroom door, he saw his wife's stunned eyes.
2. My family lives next door to Mr. and Mrs. Wang. One day, I went to his house to chat, and his wife gave birth to two daughters, the two daughters are so cute, cute, I want to find a wife. Lao Wang was sullen on the side. I comforted him and said, "Lao Wang, look how beautiful your daughter is, so cute, especially like you, look, how similar this little mouth is to you, and this nose, too much like you, and ......" I said and said, Lao Wang couldn't listen anymore, and snorted dejectedly: "Brother, but the most important thing is still not like me." ”
3. My husband went to take a bath, and I took his mobile phone to watch the video. At this time, a female friend on his mobile phone sent a message: "Brother, what are you doing?" On a whim, I replied, "I'm thinking about you [Aimu]." The other party immediately responded: "Really? As soon as I saw that it was my cousin in the circle of friends, I immediately felt bored, so I replied: "I sent the message just now, and I am his wife." Unexpectedly, the other party replied instantly: "Great, sister-in-law!" I was surprised: "Huh? What's too good? The other party said, "While they are not here, sister-in-law, let's talk for a while, shall we?" I'm her husband! ”
4. After the college entrance examination, a few of our girlfriends wanted to go out and have fun. As soon as we went back to a nightclub for the first time in our lives, I put on a peaked cap and disguised myself a little before entering. A few of us were drinking, and as soon as we were enjoying ourselves for a while, I noticed that a man had been staring at me, and I was immediately nervous and ran away. The man chased after me, calling out my name and telling me to stop. I panicked: Dad, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not your daughter!
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