1. My wife was on a business trip recently, and I used chat software to chat with a young lady when I was bored. After three months of familiarity and in-depth communication, one day, the young lady asked me to meet at the hotel. I was so happy that I took a taxi to the hotel and was stunned as soon as I entered the room...... The young lady looked at me and immediately shouted with a dark face: "You are really worthy of your wife!" "I was so frightened that my knees went limp, so I got to my knees...... Mother-in-law, I was wrong... [Petrochemical] [Petrochemical]
2. Today, my girlfriend took me to her house for the first time, and I was inevitably a little nervous when I met my parents for the first time. At lunchtime, my girlfriend kept complimenting her mother on how good her cooking skills were at the dinner table, and I was smiling and echoing how delicious the dishes were. While chatting, my girlfriend suddenly said, "Qiangzi, do you know how my mother tied my dad to the house?" I didn't react for a while, and as soon as I was nervous, I opened my mouth and said, "Do you use a dog leash?" [covers face]
3. Recently, a few of our buddies have a rare get-together, and we made an appointment to have a barbecue tonight. Chatting while eating barbecue, chatting about whether it is better to have a child and a boy or a girl in the future, one of the buddies, Lao Wang, suddenly said, "It must be good to have a daughter." We asked him why, and he said: "When my daughter grows up, our family of three goes out shopping, I put my left hand around my daughter-in-law, and my right hand around other people's daughters-in-law, it's exciting to think about". [covers face] [covers face] [covers face]
4. When I lived in the countryside, there was a family funeral in the village and a big feast. Lao Wang and her wife also went to the banquet, and the banquet lasted until the evening. Lao Wang's wife drove back with the drunk Lao Wang, and suddenly Lao Wang's wife was in a hurry, so she walked into a forest on the side of the road. I didn't bring tissue, but I found a pile of paper next to it, and because I couldn't see what was in the dark, I tore it off and used it, and then I went home. As a result, early in the morning, Lao Wang quarreled with his wife, because he found that there were a few words on his wife's buttocks, which read: "I will never forget you!"
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