[Dejounte Murray was traded by the Hawks to the Pelicans in exchange for Nance Jr., Daniels and two first-rounders.] This news is adapted from this news, just to amuse everyone, I hope you like it]
James: Mr. Pei, the position has been decided, the rookie has been selected, it's time to strengthen!
Davis: yes, Murray the Eagle looks good, and he's in a hurry to leave, so why don't we look into it?
Pelinka: Two big guys, I want to too! But the Eagles asked for a sky-high price in February, and they had to let us out of Reeves, and there was no sincerity at all! Don't be in a hurry, hang him! The Pelicans don't want to come out of Herb Jones either! Wait, there is a time for the eagle to beg us!
[Hawks trade Murray to Pelicans in exchange for Larry Nands, Daniels and two first-rounders]
James: Mr. Pei, Murray is on the Pelicans!
Pelinka: Lakers? Are you kidding? I didn't make a deal! Who is so talented to make the deal? What chips? I've got to promote him!
James: What's the promotion? People went to the Pelicans, Pelican People! Not us! It's Nance Jr., Daniels and the two first-rounders! It's the price of cabbage!
Pelinka: This ...... This...... How is this possible? Not even Herbert Jones?
James: yes! I said you want to quote a price, maybe it's done!
Pelinka: No, Zhan Zhan, we can't keep the first-round selection of the prince!
James: Nonsense, my son was only selected in the second round!
Pelinka: If it weren't for Knecht, I would have chosen the Prince! You trust me!
James:......
Russell: Mr. Pei, I'm planning to exercise the player option! I love staying with the Lakers and I'm going to chase the championship! JJ is a very tactical coach and I can't wait to start working with him for the next season!
Hayes: Mr. Pei, I also decided to exercise the player option to stay with the Lakers, I also like JJ, and I want to chase the championship!
Reddish: Mr. Pei, so do I!
Schifino: Mr. Pei, I've been training hard for a long time! I also love the Lakers and love the new coach!
Pelinka: Oh my God! One Murray deal forced out so many loyal ministers? I knew that Lao Tzu would quote you together! It's more attractive than the Pelican's chips!
Hawks Manager: No, no, no, you Lakers don't come out of Reaves, I don't come out of Murray! It's okay to sell someone else for this commodity, but to sell it for you, you have to sell it for five!
Pelinka: Zhan Zhan, do you see? It's not that the Lakers don't have money, it's that the Lakers' money is really worthless!
Redick: No wonder I started developing new players next season, this is for me to increase the purchasing power of the Lakers!