[Klay Thompson chose to join the Mavericks after a 3-year 50 million sign, and did not choose the 4-year 80 million contract given by the Lakers! ] This sketch is adapted from this news, just to amuse everyone, I hope you like it! 】
James: Tang, come to the Lakers! I have super passing vision, we have a strong interior line, we have a coach with the same style as you, and with my grudge with the Warriors, it is also your best chance to take revenge on Liangshan! Mr. Pei said, 80 million in 4 years!
Irving: Tom, come to the Mavericks, we're younger, we need a three-point shooter more, we've just made it to the Finals! With my grudge with the warriors, you can also take revenge on Liangshan, and you have a better chance!
Doncic: To add, I'm a younger James, and I have a great passing vision! The boss said, 50 million in 3 years, the account is less, but the hand is actually about the same!
Owen: I'd like to add that we're all under Under Armour's comrades, so we need to support each other!
Kerr: Tom, if you have to choose between the Lakers and the Mavericks, I want you to join the Mavericks, after all, they are not in the same division as us! And Russell is really ...... The gentleman breaks off diplomatic relations and does not spit out evil words, even if you make the last contribution to Liangshan!
James: Tom, where the hell are you going? You're talking!
DeRozan: Exactly! Tell me, I'm waiting!
Thompson: Stop! The Lone Ranger ......
James: Don't want 80 million in 4 years, you choose 50 million in 3 years?
Thompson: Old Zhan, you know, money is not the key! I love the Mavericks' team culture and management, and even though I'm impressed with your recruitment, I want to win the championship even more!
Hurley: That's my line! Don't mess around! Lao Tzu also pointed to this line to attract traffic!
James: Alas! Looks like I'm really old...... Even Clay at 34 can't attract it! Drew, count yourself ruthless! If you don't come to the Lakers, it's okay, and take away the people I want! Poisonous enough!
Owen: Big brother, feelings are feelings, but now we are each our own masters! Don't blame the brothers for having black hands! But the hand is darker, and the more long-term vision has to be the 76er's Morey! Last year, he sent a Harden to the Clippers, but his ass was not hot yet, and this year, he took George away with a "backhand" move! That's the loss that is called exploding! You haven't taken a salary cut, it's not a loss, and you have a good reputation, if you can't make a deal, everyone will say that the lake is garbage, and they won't scold you!
Pelinka: No, no, no, my goal is to buy out the market! The whole process of recruiting Clay is Zhan Zhan, and we didn't participate in the lake management! I don't carry this pot......
James: I'll give you a lung! The Lakers are your team when they save money and dump the pot! It's my personal business when I take the blame and take a pay cut?
Pelinka: But we chose Brownie!
James: I'll give you a lung! Forget it, for the sake of the child's future...... I put up with it!