When I first arrived in the city, I almost crashed into a BMW while riding a bicycle, and the people in the car rolled down the window and yelled at me, "Do you know what kind of car I have, BMW!" How much can you pay for it? After saying that, I walked away, looking at his distant taillights, I secretly vowed: I want to work hard, I must be as awesome as him, and speak fluent ordinary hair!
Young and vigorous in high school, he often causes trouble, but he is very popular with girls...... One day after school, walking on the road with Ban Hua, Ban Hua asked in a low voice: Why are you so angry? Do you want me to help you vent your anger? I excitedly asked her: Is it really possible? Ban Hua blushed and nodded...... I immediately picked up my arms and gave her two big ear scrapers! Looking at her with a bewildered face, I smiled heartily: I was really much more comfortable after venting the fire
I went to dinner with friends at noon and ordered a roasted eggplant. After taking a bite, he said, "I didn't brush the pot, and the last pot was made of fish." I said, "I saw him brushing the pot, and the last pot was not made of fish, how did you eat it?" I still don't know what that look meant......
"My lord! Be careful! Where is the demon ahead!? Why only one pair of teeth!? Show up! "Yuanfang, don't make trouble, Lord Bao will greet you."
I took a taxi home just now, and the driver didn't say a word during the whole process. When I got there, I slapped him, and he was startled and hit the telephone pole all of a sudden. I said, "Shoot you to scare that?" He took out a cigarette and lit it slowly, and said to me, "Young man, I used to drive a hearse.
Today I was beaten by two people. The reason is: I went to buy early in the morning and saw a man and a woman in the corner downstairs, and I went over and shouted "Beast!" Let go of that brute ... ”
Suddenly a question came to mind, there was no Mandarin in ancient times, what was it like to have an early dynasty? Jun: Ladies and gentlemen, what do you have to tell you? Minister A wept bitterly: Holy Lord, why hasn't the relief food arrived a few days ago? Minister B looked disdainful: You Ha Ma Pi, what do you want relief food in that place! Minister A's face sank: I rely on the young girl!
In the past few years, it was popular to kill Matt, and it was popular to dye hair, and the colorful ones were also a landscape, but not all parents liked and recognized them. Friend 2B's son is in high school, and he has dyed a handful of hair in front of his bangs blonde in the past two days. As soon as he got home, his mother was anxious: "Why do you dye your hair like this?" The son said unhurriedly: "The school rehearsed the sketch, and the teacher asked me to play a hooligan!" ”
I went to KFC alone to buy a drink, and there was a little boy in the queue behind me, and when it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second drink was half price. So I turned to the little boy, "Little friend, I'll give you this discount, only half the money." "Hehe", the little boy smiled at me, then stretched out his hand and pointed to a table near the door and said, "Uncle, that girl, do you see it?" I'm a horse. ”
When you are holding a glass of boiling water, your hands are accidentally scalded by the splashed boiling water. If you can't hold back the pain and withdraw your hand or shake, you'll get scalded with more boiling water. Therefore, in life, we must learn to be patient and endure the calm for a while. When you really get splashed by boiling water and don't shrink your hand, you will become a dead pig, and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Damn, it hurts Lao Tzu to death