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Text丨Crayon Xiaoxin
Editor丨Crayon Xiaoxin
Today's topic: How old will the mother feel at the child? #爆料 ##文章首发挑战赛#
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Every day, I asked, "Mom, what clothes do you need to change when you take a shower today?" My daily answer is "all ......" I'm tired of answering
My fifth grader, when I was washing, I put a few loud farts in the bathroom and called me: Mom, was it loud just now? I laughed and said big, and he said happily: There was a thief just now, and the big thief was rare
When I went to high school, I was weaned in my heart, and college was gone
Alas, don't say it, my 13-year-old family is so angry that my chest is tight every day.
Suffice it to say that my two sons are here for revenge
My family is 17 years old, and I never tell me when I play with my mobile phone, but as long as I am at home, every time I pull a poop, I must tell me, Mom, I want to pull a poop, and I always answer loudly I am accurate!
Seven-year-old Dosh can't wipe his buttocks, and when he calls Mom and I ignore him, he calls me a beauty
Just an hour after lunch. The eldest son, 17 years old, asked his mother what he ate at night. After a while, the second son was 14 years old and asked his mother what to eat at night. Later, my husband asked what to eat at night. If I want to ask my son when he can save his worries, I think he can find a daughter-in-law to take over
At the age of 12, I graduated from elementary school and went to junior high school, and I must sleep with my father at night, and my husband is not at home tonight to pull me to accompany him, arching around in bed and saying that he is a maggot! The key is that I am still a stepmother!
My family is five years old, and this morning's conversation, He: Mom, I want to poop Me: Put on your shoes He: Mom is so good, Mom is the best for me To tell the truth, I don't know much
There is a saying that "raising a child at the age of 100 is 99 years old"
My family is a sophomore, 20 years old, and when I am at home, I ask what I will eat at night at lunch, and what I will eat tomorrow morning at dinner. I don't get back to work, and I call and ask what to eat.
Our family is more than 7 years old, it is already very worry-free, more self-disciplined, no one needs to worry about learning, although I love to play mobile games, but I can listen to it, I feel okay
I'm lazy, my son cooks breakfast by himself at the age of 8, his father tutors a lot in learning, he will take the initiative to complete his homework when he comes home from school, his younger son doesn't have to shout when he is 5 years old, he takes the initiative to help throw away the garbage when he sees me, he will take the initiative to help clean up the table after eating at home, and sometimes he will rush to wash the dishes, and he will not let the washing be wronged. My eldest daughter is a little lazy, although her academic performance is average, she is very filial, and she will take the initiative to help me wring things when I go to the street.
I'm almost nine years old, and I want my mother to sleep in my arms, and I went to my uncle's house to play for a few days, and my uncle slept in my arms, and today I asked him, how old do you want your mother to sleep in her arms before you can sleep independently, and he replied, at least you have to graduate from primary school to have progressed, and last year I said that I wanted to sleep with my mother until I was 100 years old