1. Does anyone collect idle treasures? I'm idle anyway.
2, this year does not want to pass, trouble back to me one year old, thank you.
3, today I ate vinegar slipped fish, but the fish slipped away, so I can only eat jealousy.
4. Here is a brief introduction to yourself: the fish that slipped through the net in quality education.
5, some people say that my circle of friends has no nutrition, why drop, you are in the circle of friends stew bone soup?
6, the only person who told me not to go was my physical education teacher: "Don't go okay?" Run! ”
7, want to eat fried chicken, think of thinking about the tears flowed from the corners of the mouth
8, immediately after the breakup of the girlfriend can be deleted with me, back and forth can not be my turn, what does it mean?
9, today received a call from the cheater, reluctant to hang up, they have all returned to work, everything is developing in a good direction.
10, friends, smoke can be smoked and drunk, forced can be put on a shelf can be beaten, but who if you do not love to learn, sorry we do not know.
11, today it was drizzling, and I suddenly remembered that on the day I joined the security guard, the captain asked me, "Do you know who you want to protect?" I'm talking about the owner, but I'm thinking about you.
12, I have a good object, I am also very good to dogs, I am also good to pigs, I am very kind, thank you.
13, online love has been injured, went to the countryside to plant seedlings, jumped over the Yalu River for love, and waited for two brothers to smooth out all my trauma, don't ask why two, the injury is serious.
14, you say that I am good-looking, I can bear it, but don't say my friends, this matter has nothing to do with them.
15. Good evening, can you recommend a delicious supper? The price is less than thirty thousand, about five pieces.
16, everyone will stay away from me in the future, I think clearly, what everyone needs is a good sister who can often make fun of you, not a beautiful woman like me.
17, when someone makes you angry, take a deep breath, from 10 to 7 when you start to hit him, he will certainly not think.
18, I really can't understand those signatures replaced by: don't bother, don't bother, don't gossip, who is bothering you, let him bother me.
19, I should have been the most gentle girl in the world, until I clicked on the peace essence, the three teammates have no mother.
20, Christmas let me live alone, Valentine's Day let me live alone, have the ability to test also let me live alone!!!
21. Don't I just want to leave work when I go to work? Otherwise what do I figure?
22, insomnia is really a waste of time, I already know that there will be insomnia, I just used this hour to play with the mobile phone.
23, in fact, my boyfriend also pays attention to details, but it is used in the line and the group.
24, someone else's friend brought her to the king overnight, and my friend went to the king overnight in order not to take me.