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Hello everyone, I am the thirteenth brother-in-law who does not take the exam and will do anything wrong.
The final exams are just around the corner, and of course, my son's final exams are just around the corner.
But as we all know, a child's final exam is usually a difficult problem for parents. According to my observation, thousands of households have recently been in a relatively similar state: children are in the sea of review questions, the mountains and mountains are foggy, the mother is yelling in anxiety, and the father must be ready to meet the chicken flying dog jump.
A few days ago, the teacher assigned a math paper to choose, and I was most happy to see this kind of thing, and I had the opportunity to prove my strength in science.
Two sets of rolls were copied, and one set of my son's set and I set up to see who did it quickly and well.
However, the life of middle-aged people is always more bumpy than that of teenagers, I have not yet achieved the key 18th problem, the child's mother appeared, she said she could not remember to go to the City God Temple to park the car, let me help recall the memories.
Obviously, before the final exam, the crowds in front of the merit box of the City God Temple will begin to be dense again.
Is this more important than me doing math papers? But before the final exam, I couldn't anger any woman in a family, so I had to stop the paper in my hand, think about it for half a day, and tell her: "Probably somewhere on Henan Road, when I got to Renmin Road, I couldn't remember whether I turned left or right on Renmin Road." ”
She said, "No, think again." ”
I said, "Who remembers such a small detail?" ”
She said: "Can you remember the way from the Chafit blacksmith shop in ancient Babylon to the Emek bakery, but you can't remember whether to turn left or right in the parking lot of the City God Temple?" ”
A simple complaint that reveals the mystery of marriage:
Men can't always remember what they should remember, but women can always remember what they shouldn't.
The other day I watched "Love Myth", Teacher Xu Zheng resonated with me as soon as he appeared, oh no, I had a resonance with him, he said: "I am a miscellaneous family." ”
So I'm also a miscellaneous family. Married middle-aged father who is not a miscellaneous family?
I can't think of the specific location of the parking lot, and it's hard to hide my proficiency in ancient Babylon maps. The child's mother must feel in his heart that I have learned some useless knowledge reserves wisdom and heaven and earth, and learned through ancient and modern times.
For example, the last time the gas stove did not catch fire, I concluded that the jet valve was aging, and it could not be dismantled and put back. She said: "Can you change a scrapped monitor into a projector and replace the battery for a gas stove?" "Every time I was damaged, I was praised for my erudition.
I learn a lot, I know things that are not cold, but I don't eat human fireworks.
Tell us about our miscellaneous studies.
What is the use of miscellaneous studies? The first is socializing, and if men want iron, knowledge has to be wild.
Many of the men around me are graduate students in the miscellaneous department. Men's meals are the best places to showcase learning outcomes. Whether it is the first time to meet or the base friends for many years, talking about Russian-American relations, the situation in the Taiwan Strait, football tactics, Martian immigration and metaversity, the atmosphere is warm and basically not cold.
For example, the first time I met my father-in-law, everyone was inexperienced, the scene was slightly embarrassing, and in the end I still relied on a topic of "international trade de-intermediateization trend has become a foregone conclusion", so that his old man felt that I was nonsense but dared to think and dare to say, after all, he was the "middle" in international trade at that time.
In addition, I have been good at practicing those "mens talks" since I was a child, such as how many scars ling fox Chong has on his shoulder, what exactly is hidden under the surface of the titanium alloy of the moon, which is stronger than the T43 and the Tiger tank, and the historical trend of Guan Yun Changhua Rongdao after he captured Cao Cao... Perhaps on any occasion, these miscellaneous studies can come in handy.
The main role of "miscellaneous learning" is to resolve the embarrassment in chat.
Afraid of the cold field, fill the gap with the history of the Iraq War; have nothing to say, use the wave-particle duality of light as the opening; encounter unfamiliar meals, use Babawanga's prophecy to close the distance; usually there is nothing to use the intangible cultural heritage-like soldering iron technology to capture the eyes of worship and quantify my technical value; and finally use the quantum entanglement theory to summarize the right and wrong in life.
So don't say that miscellaneous studies are useless. Miscellaneous studies are just useless for final exams.
"Miscellaneous studies" can also educate the next generation.
The child of my colleague Liu Jie is a small master of invention. I inquired carefully and found that her husband's useless knowledge was even more than mine, and the brain hole that helped the child find the topic was surprisingly scientific and practical.
For example, "Application of Multifunctional Automatic Digital Sprinkler Mop for Home Use" and "Design Ideas and Production Difficulties of Solar Flashlight".
So I was so stimulated that I went home a few days ago and immersed myself in research, and finally made this thing.
Exactly what this is, I can't say a sentence or two, anyway, my son played for an hour and still didn't finish it.
Just when our father and son thought that this thing could either be patented or applied for, the child's mother asked, "Is the homework done?" ”
The fate of this thing ends there.
Miscellaneous learning is like hidden wealth, you don't know when it will shine. In the nursing home of the future, there will be a bunch of old men arguing about whether there are aliens in Area 51.
But the reason why these miscellaneous studies of mine are not welcomed is because at present it seems that they cannot play a visible role for my son, especially before the final exam, it is even more obvious that "you don't understand what you should know, and you don't know everything you shouldn't know." ”
A few days ago, I heard that my son took the geography exam next week, and my eyes lit up, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, geography is my best play.
I can tell him about the trout and salmon in General Karale Lake, the Red Deer River in alberta's barren land, how the Lucky Tiger Cave of the South African blog was dug up, what happened in lapley ridge for 50 million years, how the Changye Cascading Danxia landform was formed, what are the characteristics of Namcuo Lake and Turpan Basin, and whether the waterfall in the Flying House Tour really exists...
I took the initiative to apply to accompany my son to review geography, but I did not expect that before I began to prove that I was good at this work one by one, the child's mother directly waved his hand: No, thank you, the geographical knowledge in your stomach They do not take the test.
How did she know the geography in my belly? Strange.
I fought for it again: "Try it, if you don't take the test, I won't talk about it." ”
She said: "Don't try, your son is about to take his final exam and has no time to play with you." ”
I asked again, "Really?" What exam does he have? ”
After asking this question, I realized that I had hit the muzzle of the gun again...
Sure enough, the child said quietly: You can remember when the Baltic Fleet sank, and you can never remember the date of your son's final exam. "
Next time, I will have a long memory, and before the final exam, everything that is useless to the exam is wrong. No matter how much ability you think you have, the useless ability of the baby's exam is a waste of school.
Finally, I wish you all a happy final exam, and I hope that the children can get good results and make your father's life better. I didn't prepare any gifts, so I'll give you a good luck by using the thin skills of painting and P-drawing in my miscellaneous studies!
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