When I was sitting on the bus just now, I accidentally touched a woman, and this woman came up and gave me a slap.
Suddenly, countless passengers threw questioning eyes at me, and in the midst of countless people's pointing, I yelled at this woman: "I don't care if you are pregnant with my child or not!"
Suddenly, countless people turned their strange eyes to the woman, and I flew away in the gaze of countless people.
Just as I was about to get out of the car, the woman shouted at me from behind, "You beast, I'm your sister!"
Suddenly, countless people moved their strange eyes to me again, I wiped, how is this not the same as I imagined, turned around and said: "What am I inferior to my father!"
My wife took her son's 0-point roll and yelled at me
Dao: This is the elite soldier left behind when you led tens of millions of elite soldiers to attack the place I have defended for more than 20 years?
When I first went to college last year, I spent the first night in an Internet café outside the school and asked the beauty network manager: How much is the night?
Beauty Network Manager: "Pack Night 800."
I was shocked: "How can it be so expensive?"
Beauty Network Manager: Sorry bag night Internet 20.
I seemed to understand something: "It's okay, come and give you money"
The beauty network manager took 800 yuan and smiled at me charmingly, and that night I drove forty machines...
Just went to buy medicine, suddenly forgot the name of the drug, the pharmacy owner said: I have been selling drugs for thirty years, as long as you know the two words in the medicine, I will know what medicine.
I thought about it for half a day: I only knew the last two words.
Boss: What's the word?
Me: Capsules.