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Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Let's go, wow,

You have me all have wow,

The road is uneven and a roar wow,

When it's time to shoot, wow,

Wind and fire broke into Kyushu Wow.

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I have always wondered why Mr. Yi Ming wrote the theme song of the 98th edition of "Water Margin" like this. In my opinion, the 108 heroes in "Water Margin", in addition to the three women of Yizhang Qingqi Sanniang, the mother night fork Sun Erniang, and the mother worm Gu Dajie, are mostly grinding men, and there are only a few grandfathers who really "say and go, and shoot when they should shoot". It can be said that in the Water Margin, there are few big heroes Mang Haojie who are full of pain and vitality.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Let's first look at Hu Baoyi, who is sitting in the top seat on the Shuipo Liangshan Mountain, and the rain in time for the Song River. They are not vegetarians, can make you sit in the top chair, it should be said that the hero got it! It is this Hao Jie who "dares to deceive Xiao Xiangguo with his sword and pen and does not let Meng Taste Jun", a good man in the world who admires heroes, but does not have the temperament of "saying and leaving" at all. On the contrary, Song Jiang was a man who was so cautious that he could no longer be cautious. His road of rebellion was full of twists and turns, and he was also spanking and stabbing at the face; he was wearing chains, he was pretending to be crazy and stupid, and he almost let the short-legged tiger Wang Ying be the next dish, until he was escorted to the execution ground to ask for a knife and beheaded, and then he half pushed and half went to Liangshan.

In fact, On the Song River, Liangshan originally did not need to suffer so much and suffer so much, he was not like Lin Chong, wang Lun did not really accept it. It can be said that Chao Gai is hoping for the stars and waiting for the moon to wait for the Song River to go up the mountain. At the night of urging Chao Gai to leave Dongxi Village, after angrily killing Yan Boxi, on the way to Jiangzhou, as long as Song Jiang did not grind, he would have already gone to Liangshan. Moreover, Song Jiang shangLiangShan did not have to worry about the ranking problem after going up the mountain, and Chao Gai had already promised: Brother, as long as you come, the top chair will sit for you.

It didn't take long for such a grinding and chattering person to become a leader of Liangshan, an absolute leader, and sit on the top seat.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Let's look at lu Junyi, the jade qilin sitting on the second chair. Water Margin said that Lu Junyi "is a good martial artist, and there is no right stick in the world." He was also said to be "majestic and god-like." It is such a man who fights invincible hands all over the world, but he is tricked by Li Gu, a housekeeper who has no power to bind chickens, first occupying his wife, then occupying the family property, and finally buying the government to kill people. If it weren't for Yan Qing's loyal savior, this world-famous hero and good man would have died at the hands of two unknown messengers. It was only at this time that Lu Junyi had to heed Yan Qing's advice and go to Liangshan.

At this time, Lu Junyi's family was destroyed, and the road that had been tortured could not be moved. In the meantime, we did not see a hero Haojie who "said to go, should shoot and shoot", but still saw a man who was grinding and chattering and looking forward.

It was also such a grinding and twittering person, who became the deputy commander not long after going up the mountain and sat in the second chair.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Look at the big hero in our minds, the leopard head Lin Chong sitting on the fourth chair. The eight hundred thousand forbidden army guns and sticks were taught to teach the head, and it was frightening to listen to. It is such a person who looks like Zhang Fei, "leopard head ring eyes, swallow jaw and tiger whiskers", but there is no Zhang Fei fan who is as fiery as fire. Because the person flirting with his wife is the leader's dry son (not yet the son of the parent), he can stop the raised fist in the air. At that moment, is it still the hero who "strikes when it's time to strike"?

However, Gao Li's father and son did not relent because of Lin Chong's forbearance. Mistakenly entering the White Tiger Hall, stabbing cangzhou road, ordering the hanging wild boar forest, burning the grass field, a trap followed by a trap, and the trick is Lin Chong's life. Even so, Lin Chong still wanted to transform himself and become a man again. Until the Wind and Snow Mountain Temple, I overheard the sentence "Is this plan good?" Knowing that he had no way to retreat, he shouted: "The thief is there!" "Since then, we have embarked on the road of rebellion, so-called forcing Liangshan."

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

There are also the small whirlwind Chai Jin, the heavenly eagle Li Ying, the golden gunner Xu Ning, the blue-faced beast Yang Zhi, the sick lieutenant Chi Sun Li, the sick Guan Suo Yang Xiong, and even the recognized flower monk Lu Zhishen, the walker Wu Song, these high-ranking heroes and good men, do not be groomed by people, which Kenli Li Suo suo on Liangshan?

Yes, it seems that Lu Zhishen and Wu Song have the style of "roaring when the road is uneven, and it is time to shoot", but it is not so pleasant to take revenge.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

First of all, the hero Wu Jilang, who ate five or six beef, drank fifteen bowls of old wine, and beat the white-fronted tiger, what a hero! Especially when he heard that his brother had been killed, he didn't say a word, and he slaughtered the adulterer and the adulteress, which was extremely painful. But then it's time to hold your breath. Although Wu Song "shot when it was time to strike", he failed to "break through Kyushu with wind and fire". He carried the head and surrendered himself. In the end, it was still "forty rods, two thousand miles." "Although Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing are dead, and no one buys a murderer, didn't they almost die in Feiyunpu like Lin Chong's hanging wild boar forest later?"

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

Lu Zhishen, he loves to be nosy, but most of them are hot when they drink wine, and they are somewhat suspected of drinking. Even if he killed The town of Kansai with three punches, he also promised to stand up for people when he drank, and taught the pig killer a lesson, but he did not expect that his hands were too heavy and he was directly beaten to death. He didn't drag Zhen Kansai to surrender himself like Wu Song did, and he smeared oil on the soles of his feet - slipped away! But what he thought of was not the "ShangliangShan" rebellion, but shaved his head and became a monk. Don't say be a hero, he simply six roots are pure, even men do not do it, one moment hiding in Wutai Mountain, the other hiding in the Great Xiangguo Temple, until he offended Lieutenant Gao, there is really nowhere to hide, and then he went up the mountain to rebel.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

It was these people, some people who were grinding and chattering, some people who were not very willing to go up the mountain, one after another, went up to Liangshan one after another, and became an important leader in The Water Park, and finally Liangshan did not achieve the revolutionary cause of "killing Tokyo and taking the bird's seat", but was recruited by the court that was a traitor, and it was only natural.

Idler notes grinding on Liangshan

This also doomed the Water Margin characters not to be as happy as the Three Kingdoms characters. In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", a straw mat seller, a tofu seller, a pig killer, three small characters with one head prostrate, and they will revolution without hesitation! Although it is difficult and dangerous, it cannot be turned back, which is the big hero.

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