1, the sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the aunt

1, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

1, my wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2, the brother-in-law often sweats, once he accompanied his girlfriend to the mall for a long time, the brother-in-law began to sweat, blowing air conditioning can not stop ah. Just passing by the counter selling jewelry, the brother-in-law followed his girlfriend inside to see the ー下. It is possible that the sweat is too fierce, and the salesman's sister thoughtfully handed the brother-in-law a piece of facial paper: Sir, don't be afraid, we can discount the price.?

3. Two days ago, my sister called and said that she sent me a courier so that I could remember to sign for it. When I went to pick up the courier today, I found that it was a small paper box. When I took it apart, it looked like a large plate of yogurt, but it was all drunk, and only an empty box was left. There was also a note on the yogurt box, which read: Brother, this yogurt is particularly delicious, you can buy some of it yourself and try it!

4, picked up a card, the magic is the password is six six, I took out 820,000 from the card, bought a suite, caught up with the goddess of crush, married half a year later, angry her family does not give a dowry, I said to her: "Daughter-in-law, your family is too picky, the dowry is not given." She glared at me: "Isn't 820,000 a house enough?" ”

5. The farmer bought a pig, intended to fatten it, and then slaughtered it. Who ever thought that this pig is not ordinary, clearly knows the owner's thoughts, so it learns from people, use running to lose weight. So the owner was surprised to see the pig running around in the circle every time he finished eating. One day the master stood outside the circle door for a long time, and in desperation, he said with a sigh: "Alas, it seems that the legendary end of the world is real." ”

6, I a 1+1 cargo buddy ride to school in the morning. A dog on the side of the road chased him and bit him. So the goods wanted to tease the dog. Riding the bike unhurriedly in front, always keeping a few steps away from the dog. Whenever the dog stopped chasing, he also stopped and barked at the dog a few times to provoke the dog to continue to chase. After doing this a few times, the emperor did not pay off, and the dog finally caught up with him and bit the hair.

7, others to the double eleven, are shopping Taobao, shopping Jingdong, although I have no money, but also can not be left behind. Colleagues are showing off what they bought, and my pleasure is reading buyer reviews. On this day, I was curious to open a coffin for sale, and a strange comment wrote: It has been in the ground for five days, and I feel very dry and comfortable inside! Thank you for the paper money sent by the seller, this side can also be universal! Today's possession success, borrow others to make up a five-star praise, hope to have cashback, good sellers, have time to play Oh. The merchant also gave this comment a thumbs up, the heart is really big!

8, in the hotel girlfriend into the bathroom to prepare for a bath, who knows just entered the yelling! I heard the sound and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my girlfriend trembling and saying: I can't see myself in the mirror, it's terrible! After a while, I walked out expressionlessly: the mirror was fine. My girlfriend looked at me nervously: Then why are you looking sluggish? I cracked my mouth and smiled: I saw you in the mirror.

9. In order to marry the goddess home smoothly, I secretly bought a second-hand Maserati with my father's credit card. Today I drove to the goddess's rural hometown, and the rear wheel got stuck in the drainage ditch. There was no one nearby, and I suddenly thought of a video, someone encountered the same thing, he ordered ten takeaways, came to ten brothers to carry out, and then invited the brothers to eat some takeaway. I was going to try it too, and then I and the takeaway guy and the two of them would eat around ten takeaways and discuss which link was wrong! "

10. The old man took a lot of effort to send his brother-in-law to a key middle school. At that time of the exam, the essay question on the exam paper was writing a memoir. The brother-in-law wrote a "Happy Childhood", and as a result, he wrote a few words wrong and made a big joke. He miswrote "When I was young, I used to ride on the back of an ox and sing" to "When I was young, the cow often rode on my back and sang." After reading it, the teacher wrote a comment below: "I think that cow's childhood is happier than yours!" ”

11. I am a junior at Tsinghua University, and I started school in September to welcome students. Suddenly, a short-haired female student with red lips and white teeth asked me timidly: Sister, where is the dormitory? Without saying a word, I picked up her luggage with one hand and took her to the dormitory with the other. Then, along the way, I was very enthusiastic about introducing her to the school. I led her to the door of the girls' dormitory, and the goods asked me with a confused face: Sister, we went to the wrong place, right? I'm a boy!

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